Banter The Grand Final Replay vs the Kardinia Park Aged care facility

Who is the most pathetic, weak, supporter base?

  • Geelong

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • Cats

    Votes: 8 30.8%
  • "GO CATTERS"

    Votes: 25 96.2%

  • Total voters
    26
  • Poll closed .

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NaturalDisaster

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  • The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter
The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Cats or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better :)

Let the banter begin!!
 

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YeOldTiger

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Act 1 - Main gate Alphabet Soup Stadium, Moe by the Sea.

Delivery guy: Hey Mac, I have a delivery here of Zimmer frames. Where do you want them ?
Geelong FC janitor: Oh. Alright. Docket says "players race". Take them down to the players race I guess thanks.
Delivery guy: All of them ?
Geelong FC janitor: Yep, all 22.
Delivery guy: Ohhhkaay.

Geelong FC janitor: (on the phone) Hello, is that Cookie ?
Brian Cook: Yes who's this ?
GFC janitor: It's Bob, the janitor.
BC: Never heard of you. What do you want ?
GFC janitor: Just letting you know your order of Zimmer frames has been delivered to the players race. I need you to sign the docket.
BC: WTF ?!?!? You idiot.
 

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Selwood ducking 5.5
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Grechy

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