Banter The Grand Final Replay vs the Kardinia Park Aged care facility

[NaturalDisaster]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Cats or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[guruisatiger]

What banter???
There is none

 

[Dunger]

 

[LC_15]

I just wanted to know if you recruit a 29 year old in your team, is that considered a youth policy.

 

[Michaels]

That thread title is about 15m too long.

 

[fumbler]

Why can’t we get a home game at PRO v the Scats?

 

[GoTigers2015]

Aged well

 

[Super Dusty]

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Aged well

 

[LC_15]

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Aged well

This should be pinned to the door at richmond for the next 10 years.

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[Super Dusty]

 

[Coach_Required]

They need to be 5 goals up at half time instead of 4 to beat us I reckon.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

I came for the scotty gifs...

 

[fumbler]

 

[TJASTA]

shame no cats supporters will come here because we are all too weird

 

[TJASTA]

i mean they are right
but still

 

[fumbler]

shame no cats supporters will come here because we are all too weird

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Should be played at the Gabba for the lols

 

[YeOldTiger]

Act 1 - Main gate Alphabet Soup Stadium, Moe by the Sea.

Delivery guy: Hey Mac, I have a delivery here of Zimmer frames. Where do you want them ?
Geelong FC janitor: Oh. Alright. Docket says "players race". Take them down to the players race I guess thanks.
Delivery guy: All of them ?
Geelong FC janitor: Yep, all 22.
Delivery guy: Ohhhkaay.

Geelong FC janitor: (on the phone) Hello, is that Cookie ?
Brian Cook: Yes who's this ?
GFC janitor: It's Bob, the janitor.
BC: Never heard of you. What do you want ?
GFC janitor: Just letting you know your order of Zimmer frames has been delivered to the players race. I need you to sign the docket.
BC: WTF ?!?!? You idiot.

 

[_RT_]

Over/under

Selwood ducking 5.5
Miers flopping 7.5
Scott looking stupid in coaches box 9.5
Hawkins pushing opposition player into contest a causing serious injury 3.5
Cats fans whinging about travelling to the MCG on a Friday in peak hour traffic 20.5

Market on Dangerflop elbowing an unsuspecting player in the head suspended.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

We should respect the Cats, we really should. After all, throughout history they have beaten us 104 times and we have beaten them a mere 91 times.

And if that is not bad enough it gets even worse when you remove finals, 102-81 their way.

Hey, wait a minute….

 

[Grechy]

1967 VFL Grand Final
Saturday, 23 September 2:30pm	Richmond	def.	Geelong	MCG (crowd: 109,396)
	4.3 (27) 9.10 (64) 12.15 (87) 16.18 (114)	Q1 Q2 Q3 Final	3.3 (21) 7.6 (48) 13.7 (85) 15.15 (105)	Umpires: Sheales Television broadcast: Seven Network
Bartlett 3, Brown 3, Hart 3, Ronaldson 3, Barrot, Guinane, A. Richardson, B. Richardson	Goals	Sharrock 4, Wade 4, Goggin 3, Andrews, Eales, Hynes, Ryan
Barrot, Hart, Brown, A. Richardson, Dean, Bartlett	Best

 

[VB_longneck]

GFC - geriatrics football club

 

[Rayzorwire]

"Got a plan to get us a flag apart from using Whiskas to change the rules of the game to suit us, coach?"

 

[Rayzorwire]