The Greatest Game Ever Played

[ClarkeM]

THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED

The year was 2025.
The season was 40.
The date was October 26 and a young buck nearing the prime of his career has come out and played the greatest game of Qooty to have ever happened. That's right folks, ignore games from the past because they're now irrelevant. Season 6? Nah that was a glitch - scratch that shit. ClarkeM in his 591st game has singlehandedly torn the Bears a new one.
Now you're wondering, will I receive 5 Mobbs votes for this stellar performance? Look, it's a chance. The game was just that good. Watch the rigged sim give me donuts but we can live in a world of hope as if it's our reality until then.
Let's take you through the game...

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
ClarkeM
35 disposals
17 kicks
18 handballs
7 marks
3 tackles
0 frees against
4.0 goals
144 dreamteam points

Not a bad run at all but wait, with the game on the line in the 4th quarter, ClarkeM from THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUND kicks 3 goals in less than a minute's time. YOU SEE IT, BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT.

This is not the first time ClarkeM has racked up 35 touches on the field but it's sure the best game he's ever played. In fact, ClarkeM once scored a higher Dreamteam score but that game only had 2 goals, a measly 2 goals.

These three goals seal the win, add to his goal tally taking him to 4 and meanwhile collecting 35 disposals in what was a monstrous display on the qooty field.

GOAL BY GOAL :

Final Quarter :
16.12 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - WON by 13 point(s).
16.47 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - WON by 19 point(s).
17.1 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - WON by 25 point(s).

Across the 100 minutes on ground, no one came close to stopping him.

MATCH-UPS :

• In a resume-material performance, ClarkeM exposed Electronic_Renaissance's frailties. - 100m from 0 to 100.

It was a bathing. Electronic_Renaissance is ruoured to still be in the showers crying. Millky95's car was seen in ClarkeM's garage and that's a euphemism for something a little more risqué.

The legend of ClarkeM, the Golden God, reigns supreme.

BOW DOWN SWEET FA TO THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED!

 

[Headless]

Bit of junk time in that by the sound of it.

 

[Gralin]

sante might have something to say about this

 

[ClarkeM]

sante might have something to say about this

 

[ClarkeM]

sante might have something to say about this

Glitched seasons don't count, this is the big leagues.

 

[Gralin]

Glitched seasons don't count, this is the big leagues.

Local man drinks own bathwater, more news at 11

 

[ClarkeM]

Local man drinks own bathwater, more news at 11

It was a bathing.

Yes

 

[philreich]

Local man drinks own bathwater, more news at 11

Apparently he was heard singing in the shower after the game:

To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me
Just to see me smile
Makes my life worthwhile
To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me
And I do!

 

[Gralin]

Apparently he was heard singing in the shower after the game:

To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me
Just to see me smile
Makes my life worthwhile
To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me
And I do!

Catchy tune

 

[sante]

Took you long enough to play a decent qooty game. Some of us picked the qport up naturally

 

[philreich]

Took you long enough to play a decent qooty game. Some of us picked the qport up naturally

Won't mean much in the grand scheme of things if his team misses the finals.

 

[Gralin]

Won't mean much in the grand scheme of things if his team misses the finals.

But it would be funny

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Three goals in a final quarter to win the game? That's cute

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Oh fine you made me do it ClarkeM

Final Quarter :
1.03 - Behind to VSTone (DRA) - CIW by 26 point(s).
2.28 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 20 point(s).
3.54 - Rushed behind to DRA - CIW by 19 point(s).
4.23 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - CIW by 13 point(s).
5.49 - Goal to Itsmyshow (CIW) - CIW by 19 point(s).
6.2 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 13 point(s).
6.41 - Behind to Kabanna (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
7.39 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 8 point(s).
8.01 - Behind to Packedlunch (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
8.18 - Goal to Morganashlee (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
9.13 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 9 point(s).
9.46 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 3 point(s).
10.38 - Goal to Packedlunch (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
12.06 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 3 point(s).
12.15 - Behind to Norm Landrover (CIW) - CIW by 4 point(s).
12.25 - Goal to Ilksy (CIW) - CIW by 10 point(s).
12.52 - Behind to cammo6556 (DRA) - CIW by 9 point(s).
13 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 3 point(s).

Seven goals in 11 minutes from HF and an entire team melting

ping Hate because I know you love this one

 

[ClarkeM]

13 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - CIW by 3 point(s).

And the Warriors were still winning? Oh dear…

 

[Pie 4 Life]

And the Warriors were still winning? Oh dear…

Had to share the ball around. Nine goals and 29 touches for the match from half-forward can get a little tiring.

I also see you exposing of frailties and raise you a massacre

• In what became a bit of a clinic, Pie 4 Life massacred db swannie. - 93m from 1 to 94.

 

[cats2rise]

Thought this thread was about finbarr

But, no. As always ClarkeM leaves me disappointed.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Still only worth 2 Mobbs votes.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Bit of junk time in that by the sound of it.

I didn’t hear it?

It read as a self indulgent thing that I personally am not in tune with.

In saying that I realise the BC still exist, in a derelict state

 

[Headless]

I didn’t hear it?

It read as a self indulgent thing that I personally am not in tune with.

In saying that I realise the BC still exist, in a derelict state

???

 

[Yakker]

Not a bad run at all but wait, with the game on the line in the 4th quarter, ClarkeM from THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUND kicks 3 goals in less than a minute's time. YOU SEE IT, BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT.

Hey Kennedy Parker remember that time someone did that in a Grand Final?

 

[cats2rise]

???

 

[Gralin]

Thought this thread was about finbarr

But, no. As always ClarkeM leaves me disappointed.

Unlike finbarr

 

[Tonga Bob]

And the Warriors were still winning? Oh dear…

That's when I knew Pie 4 Life made it up.

 

[Gralin]

That's when I knew Pie 4 Life made it up.

Are you saying things that happen on here aren't real?

Headless were you aware of this?