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Throughout this beautiful games rich history we have seen many absolute quality players come and go. However their have been some that stand head and shoulders above the rest, these players were seemingly looked favourably upon by the sim as they were given ridiculous stats week in week out allowing them to receive more awards than something that receives a lot of awards....

I will be counting down the top ten Qooty players in the history of the game. So without further ado, I present to you..... Number 10:

Eth:

Eth joined the league way back in season 12 under the name of eth38, he started off playing on both flanks however throughout the season managed to make it onto a wing. Despite going on to be one of the games greatest ever players he did not manage to poll a single vote in the EKA medal. Eth and his demons made the finals however got knocked out in the elimination final by the Wonders.
Key averages: Kicks (7.1), Handballs (6.7), Disposals (13.7), Tackles (0.5), Goals (0.1) DT (49.5)

Season 13 saw Eth promoted to the leadership group and he continued to play a midfield role coming seventh in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (7.3), Handballs (7.8), Disposals (15.1), Tackles (1.7) Goals (0.8) DT (55.3)

Season 14 was a big one for Eth as he was promoted to vice captain due to the departure of EBIAC. Off the field he was posting as much as ever due to the increased pressure he felt from the weakened list. His real breakout was on the field as Eth's spectacular season throughout the midfield saw him win both the Deestroy medal and the Mobbenfuhrer medal, as well as getting his first All-SFA selection. This domination saw Eth lead his demons to a grand final were they devastatingly fell short.
Key averages: Kicks (9.7), Handballs (8.7), Disposals (18.4), Tackles (5.2), Goals (0.9), DT (71.9)

Season 15 saw Eth win his second Deestroy medal and another All-SFA selection, his performance in the midfield throughout the season also saw him poll enough votes to get seventh in the Mobbenfuhrer medal.
Key averages: Kicks (9.7), Handballs (7.1), Disposals (16.8), Tackles (5.8), Goals (0.9) DT (69.6)

Season 16 allowed Eth to showcase his leadership abilities as a jugallo_balla exit caused Eth to step up to the plate and take over the captaincy. He found yet another place in the All-SFA team and came fourth in the demons best and fairest. As well as polling a respectable 11 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal.
Key averages: Kicks (7.7), Handballs (8.1), Disposals (15.8), Tackles (4.8), Goals (0.8), DT (62.7)

Season 17 saw a slight dip in form as he was 5 votes short in the Deestroy medal from the top 5 eventually coming in 7th, he also polled 11 votes again and made the ALL-SFA once more despite being place in the back pocket this season.
Key averages: Kicks (7.3), Handballs (7.0), Disposals (14.3), Tackles (5.3), Goals (0.9), DT (62.3)

Season 18 saw a jump in form as Eth came 4th in the Deestroy medal just 8 votes off the top spot. Season 18 was also a year within which Eth led his demons and finally tasted the sweet nectar of winning the grand final. Eth also polled 13 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal and collected another All-SFA in the back pocket.
Key averages: Kicks (9.2), Handballs (9.4), Disposals (18.7), Tackles (5.5), Goals (0.7), DT (64.5)

Season 19 was a massive drop off for Eth polling just the one vote in the Mobbenfuhrer medal as well as missing out on All-SFA selection for the first time since his second season. Despite the apparent lacklustre season he still managed to pick up another top 5 in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (6.7), Handballs (6.3), Disposals (13.0), Tackles (4.2), Goals (0.2) DT (52.3)

Season 20 appeared to see Eth back to his prime as he climbed back up the Mobbenfuhrer medal leaderboard and placed eleventh with 13 votes. Eth was also awarded his first All-SFA selection on the bench and his 6th All-SFA selection which was a record at the time. Eth also came third in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (9.5), Handballs (9.5), Disposals (19.0), Tackles, (5.6), Goals (0.6), DT (71.4)

Season 21 In Eth's last season he performed admirably coming 8th in the Deestroy medal, polling 2 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal as well as putting up his typically good stats.
Key averages: Kicks (7.5), Handballs (5.9), Disposals (13.4), Tackles (1.80), Goals (0.5), DT (49.4)

Career achievements: Captain S16-S21, 1 x premiership medal, 2 x Deestroy medal, 6 x All-SFA selection (second most in history, 85 Mobbenfuhrer medal votes (11th in history) and 1 x Mobbenfuhrer medal.

Despite Eth only playing 180 games his career resume speaks for itself and he has earned himself a spot on this elite list.
 

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Finally a good piece of media. Was starting to lose hope.

I mean the truth and Scum were pretty entertaining for the whole minute they lasted though.
 
Finally a good piece of media. Was starting to lose hope.

I mean the truth and Scum were pretty entertaining for the whole minute they lasted though.
S A V I O U R
 
Throughout this beautiful games rich history we have seen many absolute quality players come and go. However their have been some that stand head and shoulders above the rest, these players were seemingly looked favourably upon by the sim as they were given ridiculous stats week in week out allowing them to receive more awards than something that receives a lot of awards....

I will be counting down the top ten Qooty players in the history of the game. So without further ado, I present to you..... Number 10:

Eth:

Eth joined the league way back in season 12 under the name of eth38, he started off playing on both flanks however throughout the season managed to make it onto a wing. Despite going on to be one of the games greatest ever players he did not manage to poll a single vote in the EKA medal. Eth and his demons made the finals however got knocked out in the elimination final by the Wonders.
Key averages: Kicks (7.1), Handballs (6.7), Disposals (13.7), Tackles (0.5), Goals (0.1) DT (49.5)

Season 13 saw Eth promoted to the leadership group and he continued to play a midfield role coming seventh in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (7.3), Handballs (7.8), Disposals (15.1), Tackles (1.7) Goals (0.8) DT (55.3)

Season 14 was a big one for Eth as he was promoted to vice captain due to the departure of EBIAC. Off the field he was posting as much as ever due to the increased pressure he felt from the weakened list. His real breakout was on the field as Eth's spectacular season throughout the midfield saw him win both the Deestroy medal and the Mobbenfuhrer medal, as well as getting his first All-SFA selection. This domination saw Eth lead his demons to a grand final were they devastatingly fell short.
Key averages: Kicks (9.7), Handballs (8.7), Disposals (18.4), Tackles (5.2), Goals (0.9), DT (71.9)

Season 15 saw Eth win his second Deestroy medal and another All-SFA selection, his performance in the midfield throughout the season also saw him poll enough votes to get seventh in the Mobbenfuhrer medal.
Key averages: Kicks (9.7), Handballs (7.1), Disposals (16.8), Tackles (5.8), Goals (0.9) DT (69.6)

Season 16 allowed Eth to showcase his leadership abilities as a jugallo_balla exit caused Eth to step up to the plate and take over the captaincy. He found yet another place in the All-SFA team and came fourth in the demons best and fairest. As well as polling a respectable 11 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal.
Key averages: Kicks (7.7), Handballs (8.1), Disposals (15.8), Tackles (4.8), Goals (0.8), DT (62.7)

Season 17 saw a slight dip in form as he was 5 votes short in the Deestroy medal from the top 5 eventually coming in 7th, he also polled 11 votes again and made the ALL-SFA once more despite being place in the back pocket this season.
Key averages: Kicks (7.3), Handballs (7.0), Disposals (14.3), Tackles (5.3), Goals (0.9), DT (62.3)

Season 18 saw a jump in form as Eth came 4th in the Deestroy medal just 8 votes off the top spot. Season 18 was also a year within which Eth led his demons and finally tasted the sweet nectar of winning the grand final. Eth also polled 13 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal and collected another All-SFA in the back pocket.
Key averages: Kicks (9.2), Handballs (9.4), Disposals (18.7), Tackles (5.5), Goals (0.7), DT (64.5)

Season 19 was a massive drop off for Eth polling just the one vote in the Mobbenfuhrer medal as well as missing out on All-SFA selection for the first time since his second season. Despite the apparent lacklustre season he still managed to pick up another top 5 in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (6.7), Handballs (6.3), Disposals (13.0), Tackles (4.2), Goals (0.2) DT (52.3)

Season 20 appeared to see Eth back to his prime as he climbed back up the Mobbenfuhrer medal leaderboard and placed eleventh with 13 votes. Eth was also awarded his first All-SFA selection on the bench and his 6th All-SFA selection which was a record at the time. Eth also came third in the Deestroy medal.
Key averages: Kicks (9.5), Handballs (9.5), Disposals (19.0), Tackles, (5.6), Goals (0.6), DT (71.4)

Season 21 In Eth's last season he performed admirably coming 8th in the Deestroy medal, polling 2 votes in the Mobbenfuhrer medal as well as putting up his typically good stats.
Key averages: Kicks (7.5), Handballs (5.9), Disposals (13.4), Tackles (1.80), Goals (0.5), DT (49.4)

Career achievements: Captain S16-S21, 1 x premiership medal, 2 x Deestroy medal, 6 x All-SFA selection (second most in history, 85 Mobbenfuhrer medal votes (11th in history) and 1 x Mobbenfuhrer medal.

Despite Eth only playing 180 games his career resume speaks for itself and he has earned himself a spot on this elite list.

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Holy s**t Jade laughed so hard he went mutilingual.
 
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Holy s**t Jade laughed so hard he went mutilingual.


Looks like The Jade has joined La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
 
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"Our Saviour."

A solid start, although we will need a lot more to save the league... *cough* bring back the #JTMedal *cough*

Sorry but the #Phenomedalv1 clearly surpassed it

PhenomenalV1 surely The Jade must be racking up some major points with his.above post?
 
Sorry but the #Phenomedalv1 clearly surpassed it

PhenomenalV1 surely The Jade must be racking up some major points with his.above post?
13 Phenom Points (™) to Jade!

I'll post a #PhenomMedalV1 update when I can be arsed to...
 
Secretly you are just wishing I did a top 100 so you'd make the cut.
Who are you kidding? You won't even finish a top 10...
 
13 Phenom Points (™) to Jade!

I'll post a #PhenomMedalV1 update when I can be arsed to...
I better up my game first to keep relevance in the medals-named-after-the-person-running-them stakes.
 
Demons with at least 3 in the top 10 being Eth Headless and cooney.

4 if you count okeydoke7 and we will claim ClarkeM after he started his career at the Snow Dome.

MBD have made the Sweet FA.
 

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