It could be worse. We could be Carlton.
For that you'd need a long history steeped in tradition; as opposed to being around barely long enough to develop a few bad habits.
You'd need a deeply loyal supporter base spanning generations; as opposed to a mixture of fair weather bandwagoners and labradors.
You'd need a home ; as opposed to shopping yourself around like a couch surfing crack whore.
With time and application these things might possibly be remedied I suppose.
But the reason you could not be Carlton, ever, is you are not Big 4. And you never, ever will be.
So probably best to stay what you are. A soulless, heartless, homeless expansion club.


