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Just asked the OpenAI ChatGPT to write me a story about the Caleb Graham's Metricon party. Was not disappointed.

Once upon a time, Caleb "Crab" Graham of the Gold Coast Suns had just signed a 7-year contract, and to celebrate, he decided to invite every single fan of the team to Metricon Stadium to hear the exciting news firsthand.

As the word spread, thousands upon thousands of fans were making their way to the stadium. As they flooded in, the crowd grew and grew, until it was almost out of control. People were pushing and shoving, trying to get a glimpse of Caleb and hear the announcement for themselves. Fans were also chanting "Crab, Crab, Crab" everywhere as it was his nickname

The Gold Coast Suns quickly realized that they had underestimated the number of fans that would show up, and they quickly scrambled to hire event security to manage the enormous crowd. But even with security on hand, things were still chaotic. Popular players such as David Swallow and Lachie Weller were almost lost in the crowd, as fans clamored to get a photo or an autograph.

While all this was happening, Matt Rowell, the youngest and most talented player of the team was doing the stadium gardens, he was trimming hedges and mowing the lawn, completely unaware of the chaos that was happening outside. He was so focused on his task that he didn't even notice the crowd, until one of the security guard had to come and tell him about the party he missed.

As the crowd continued to surge forward, a small group of young fans managed to break through the security cordon and make their way onto the field. They were so excited to see Caleb and get his autograph that they completely forgot where they were. They were running around the field like wild kids, high-fiving each other and chasing after the ball as it rolled around the field.

With all the commotion, the real reason why they were there - the announcement of Caleb Graham's 7 year contract signing - almost got lost in the chaos. But eventually, the crowd settled down and Caleb was able to speak, thanking all the fans for their support and announcing his contract. The crowd went wild, cheering and applauding as Caleb lifted the microphone, "Thanks everyone for being here, and I am delighted to announce that I have signed a 7-year contract with the Gold Coast Suns."

The crowd cheered even louder as the popular player signed autographs and took photos with fans. It was truly a day that nobody would ever forget! Especially Matt Rowell, who despite missing the party, got a beautifully manicured garden.
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