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The 'Imagine If' thread.

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Oh I think we know who the bitches are :cool:


* 3 wooden spoons in 5 years
* Worst performed club of the decade
* 2 presidents on criminal charges
* Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
* Accused of tanking for draft picks
* Rape allegations from their own president
* Under counter payments to players
* Choked in every finals match this century
* Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy
* Pratt's pricefixing woes
* Elliot's salary cap rorting and subsequent penalties
* Elliot's sexual hush money accusations
* Accusations of rape amid a botched police investigation
* Pagan's whole tenure
* Coaches not talking to each other
* The club going broke
* Wealthy supporters refusing to bail us out because they didn't like the administration
* Fev, Houlihan, a fire extinguisher and a dry cleaner
* Fev meets dildo
* Fev rides again, the return of the dildo
* Norman and Angwin - a buzz around training
* Norman and Angwin - what's yours is mine, especially if you are not home
* Norman - thinking of turning my house into a condominium
* Board leaks
* Fev leaks
* Wooden spoon
* Wooden spoon II
* Wooden spoon III
* Keeping up with the Whitnall's
* Stevo admits he was basically drunk for the first couple of years
* Scotland altercation with a woman
* Tanking allegations
* Libba tanking allegations
* Fev suspended after insipid Freo performance and off field altercation
* Fevvy Does Ireland
* Fevy Does the Brownlow
* Teague driving transgression
* Walker driving transgression
* Judd pressure point suspension
* Police caught taking Betts ... to jail
* Drunk driving
* Pratt cheating on his wife and fathering kids all over the world.
* Pratt cheating (full stop).
* Robinson allegations
* Fev altercation with casino security late at night
* Walker and underwear king Houla takes on Crown as well
* Force feeding a new rookie alcohol on a cruise
* Setanta gives Cloke the boot
* Fev gets the boot
* Collingwood win the 2010 Premiership
I will just summarise a few of yours. There is no point expanding the issues this group below caused as it will create 6 pages.

Criminals/scumbags - Des Tuddenham, Denis Banks, Darren Millane,Dane Swan, Dayne Beams, Heath Shaw, Alan Didak.
Collingwoods dynasty in the 30's bankrolled by a criminal John Wren.
Racists - Allan McAllister, Collingwood fans ( Nicky Winmar ), Damien Monhorst villifies Michael Long
Tanked to get Daisy Williams - * against the 2010 flag.
Cheated the salary cap

And football wise you STILL:
Have less flags than the Blues.
Have less wins against the Blues.
Have lost 5 out 6 GF's against the Blues.

:p:p:p:p:p
 
I will just summarise a few of yours. There is no point expanding the issues this group below caused as it will create 6 pages.

Criminals/scumbags - Des Tuddenham, Denis Banks, Darren Millane,Dane Swan, Dayne Beams, Heath Shaw, Alan Didak.
Collingwoods dynasty in the 30's bankrolled by a criminal John Wren.
Racists - Allan McAllister, Collingwood fans ( Nicky Winmar ), Damien Monhorst villifies Michael Long
Tanked to get Daisy Williams - * against the 2010 flag.
Cheated the salary cap

And football wise you STILL:
Have less flags than the Blues.
Have less wins against the Blues.
Have lost 5 out 6 GF's against the Blues.

:p:p:p:p:p

If you/Bay were going to point out Criminalwoods MrMeaners It would have It's own thread and hit 1000 posts with one leg in the air:eek:.
 
I will just summarise a few of yours. There is no point expanding the issues this group below caused as it will create 6 pages.

Criminals/scumbags - Des Tuddenham, Denis Banks, Darren Millane,Dane Swan, Dayne Beams, Heath Shaw, Alan Didak.
Collingwoods dynasty in the 30's bankrolled by a criminal John Wren.
Racists - Allan McAllister, Collingwood fans ( Nicky Winmar ), Damien Monhorst villifies Michael Long
Tanked to get Daisy Williams - * against the 2010 flag.
Cheated the salary cap

And football wise you STILL:
Have less flags than the Blues.
Have less wins against the Blues.
Have lost 5 out 6 GF's against the Blues.
Is that it? pretty short :rolleyes:
 

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Imagine if Collingwood were as successful as Essendon & Carlton.
But they're not. Shame... :p

LMFAO, get your own glory Squib, Imagine you trying to live off our flags, pathetic Squib..:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

PS.. SS..Did you get a chance to go over that thread and reveal who the liar was???Tell the world about chefmeisters squibiness...

Dont you squib on our bet SS or the fact you asked to read super squibs lies and pass judgement...I think our black and white friend should also form an opinion....
 
But still less flags... :thumbsu::cool:



Either on their own proves to be your master.
But put them both together and their flag count makes you piss... ;)


Get off our cloud handbagger, you have nothing over the big 3... enjoy your middle of the road status and stop pretending we help you be better than the pies....SQUIB...
 
I will just summarise a few of yours. There is no point expanding the issues this group below caused as it will create 6 pages.

Criminals/scumbags - Des Tuddenham, Denis Banks, Darren Millane,Dane Swan, Dayne Beams, Heath Shaw, Alan Didak.
Collingwoods dynasty in the 30's bankrolled by a criminal John Wren.
Racists - Allan McAllister, Collingwood fans ( Nicky Winmar ), Damien Monhorst villifies Michael Long
Tanked to get Daisy Williams - * against the 2010 flag.
Cheated the salary cap

And football wise you STILL:
Have less flags than the Blues.
Have less wins against the Blues.
Have lost 5 out 6 GF's against the Blues.

:p:p:p:p:p

Leave Essendon premiership players out of this...Carlton are still tamking for mine, trying their best to finish 5th so I can own SS's sig for 4 weeks...
 
Leave Essendon premiership players out of this...Carlton are still tamking for mine, trying their best to finish 5th so I can own SS's sig for 4 weeks...

Hey salad tosser that's the second time u've questioned if i'll reneg on the deal....there's no need to ask again!!! STFU about it, i don't go back on my word, understand???
 

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Just for you shavedspam


Imagine if I came into this thread just once without that ****ing god awful Beatles song starting up in my head :mad:
 
LMFAO, get your own glory Squib, Imagine you trying to live off our flags, pathetic Squib..:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

PS.. SS..Did you get a chance to go over that thread and reveal who the liar was???Tell the world about chefmeisters squibiness...

haha no-one cares about your offended, big fella... :(

Get off our cloud handbagger, you have nothing over the big 3... enjoy your middle of the road status and stop pretending we help you be better than the pies....SQUIB...

Wow, so angry. If I disgust you then why you clinging?
I made a bet.
You tried to play a cheap shot but were caught out. ;)
IS THAT Y U MAD BRO..?

Roof Roof Roof, oh now I sound like a bulldog supporter, oh well at least you are above them on the premiership tally Super squib...Talk about fighting a losing battle, you are a deadset flog...

Mate your best gaming obviously wasn't good enough to win you the bet so you tried a sly dog maneuver to get up. :rolleyes:

Are you also following me on Facebook..? :eek:
You sound like a nice bloke but your chasing me around comes across 'o so weak.
 
Just for you shavedspam


Imagine if I came into this thread just once without that ****ing god awful Beatles song starting up in my head :mad:

Imagine all the people got on well on teh Bay, that would give me a raging horn. Mods and posters lol with one another.....teh Bay would be just one big gigantic reach around fest marinated in circle jerks.
 

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Nothing wrong with a little bit of Smack every now and again..............KMR, you couldn't chop a brah out until dole day could ya???:thumbsu::)
*news flash* YOU ARE WHITE


So pull up your pants and stop ripping off a culture you didn't earn through hard knocks and desperate poverty :rolleyes:
 
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