The 'Imagine If' thread.

[Sweet Undies]

Imagine if....

Port stopped recieving AFL handouts and how bad they'd be.

The Eagles weren't back on the gear.

Collingwood went out in straight sets.

Norf finally found a home then the AFL booted them (as expected).

Richmond looked like being remotly competative.

Geelong weren't getting fatter and slower by the month.

The mighty Blues won the flag (already on our way with a top 4 finish a certainty).

etc etc etc

Imagine if Nick Maxwell developed some biceps

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Imagine if Nick Maxwell developed some biceps

Or if Essendon developed some players

 

[Gough]

Imagine if the OP didn't have some sort of narcissistic personality disorder.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if the OP didn't have some sort of narcissistic personality disorder.

Get ****ed, brah. I don't love myself either, but, I'm the most respected poster on teh Bay.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Your thread is frayed

Imagine if WCE got spanked by Melgawn!!

 

[geelong_crazy26]

just imagine if lance franklin could take a mark over his head

imagine if hawthorn could beat geelong

imagine hawthorns success without the zoning in the 80's

imagine a hawthorn team not breaking down with injuries

imagine a hawthorn supporter not complaining about umpires

imagine a hawthorn supporter being a realist

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Imagine if Nick Maxwell developed some biceps

imagine if centrelink stopped giving collingwood supporters their doll check

 

[KissmeRobbo]

imagine if centrelink stopped giving collingwood supporters their doll check

Freudian slip?

Sounds like someone wanted to be a little girl growing up

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

just imagine if lance franklin could take a mark over his head

imagine if hawthorn could beat geelong

imagine hawthorns success without the zoning in the 80's

imagine a hawthorn team not breaking down with injuries

imagine a hawthorn supporter not complaining about umpires

imagine a hawthorn supporter being a realist

You wont have to 'imagine if' Hawks will beat you blokes if you meet in a final.....it will happen!

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Hey salad tosser that's the second time u've questioned if i'll reneg on the deal....there's no need to ask again!!! STFU about it, i don't go back on my word, understand???

Can you read Dude,where did I question anything? it is clear we have a bet, just preparing your sig as we speak..But more important, did you follow up on that thread where Chefmeister squibbed on his bet, you were going to be judge Judy so what is your decision?

 

[BomberJosh]

Imagine if I gave a crap about imagining things

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if I gave a crap about imagining things

Imagine if anyone cared what you thought....GTFO.

 

[BomberJosh]

Imagine if anyone cared what you thought....GTFO.

Ditto *Except the GTFO part, Because without people like you who cry when they get banned on here, This place would be too straight, Need the gays in here to even it out like yourself.*

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Can you read Dude,where did I question anything? it is clear we have a bet, just preparing your sig as we speak..But more important, did you follow up on that thread where Chefmeister squibbed on his bet, you were going to be judge Judy so what is your decision?

Mate, asking twice 'i hope you don't reneg on our bet' (or words similar) is questioning my word. I put a message on your wall asking about what thread you put link on, i couldn't find the ****er??

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if i could be bothered trying to find it, why would I do that, oh that's right, I have a bloody good memory and remember Super squib spouting off, what is more embarrassing for him now is he is still trying to lie about it and turn his stupidity into an attempt to make me look devious...Well Cheffy, you lying Squib, let's revisit the thread in question and see who is the liar....Notice you didn't find it as it would have just made you look like the lying squibbing big mouthed flog you are...

Re: Cyril Rioli still the most overrated player in the AFL part 2... Super Squib started his dribble at post #662....

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=20830648&highlight=longdaveyjetta#post20830648

Here it is again, I already posted this in this thread, cheffy starts to crap on at post 662, and for many many pages after he squibs and squibs some more..
Would be intersted to hear what you and kmr can add as judge jury and excecutioner for that squibbing flog chefmeister...
How you you tell kmr off for acting cool for vaping then start begging for skag, gee things must be tough,
But if yoko is still available I would be interested in her vaping out of my arse..Big lennon fan..LOL..

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Mate, asking twice 'i hope you don't reneg on our bet' (or words similar) is questioning my word. I put a message on your wall asking about what thread you put link on, i couldn't find the ****er??

Only asked once dude, perhaps the acid is starting to kick in..anyway I think we should extend it to own the sig and the loser must post at least 5 times a day to avoid a non posting non event, agreed?

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Freudian slip?

Sounds like someone wanted to be a little girl growing up

Sounds more like his blow up doll has sprung a leak...

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Freudian slip?

Sounds like someone wanted to be a little girl growing up

i know big footy means a lot to losers like you, but that doesnt mean you have to go as far as spell checking on it, its an internet forum

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Sounds more like his blow up doll has sprung a leak...

i have too many gorgeous women fighting over me to have time for a doll, be nice and one day i might use all my persuasion to convince them to let you loose your virginity to one.

 

[thurmanmunson]

i know big footy means a lot to losers like you, but that doesnt mean you have to go as far as spell checking on it, its an internet forum

There is no excuse for bad spelling or grammar. Ever.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

i have too many gorgeous women fighting over me to have time for a doll, be nice and one day i might use all my persuasion to convince them to let you loose your virginity to one.

Mate i have had more F###s than you have had Sunday dinners, also I went to school which clearly you have not finished..You don't loose your virginity, but good to see that is still on your mind..If you are a girl after you lose your cherry you can then become loose if you get good at it..Bay 13 will be better for you


As for you having gorgeous ladies fighting over you LOL...
Tuck shop ladies with donuts in their hands don't count especially if it is your Mum and your Auntie...keep dreaming flog...

 

[longdaveyjetta]

i have too many gorgeous women fighting over me to have time for a doll, be nice and one day i might use all my persuasion to convince them to let you loose your virginity to one.

Had to follow up, if you actually rated yourself you would start by writing i with a capital I. Grade 5 english..But what is funny is according to your post after the tuck shop ladies realize you have run out of small change you will then have the time needed for your blow up doll check...It is spelled dole cheque flog...Then you want to have a go at others for spending time on the bay, but hey where are you now??? It's ok I thought I knew everything at 16 also, I just didn't go around telling everyone..

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Imagine if WCE got spanked by Melgawn!!

Imagine if your club was that pathetic, this was you only chance of making top 4.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Had to follow up, if you actually rated yourself you would start by writing i with a capital I. Grade 5 english..But what is funny is according to your post after the tuck shop ladies realize you have run out of small change you will then have the time needed for your blow up doll check...It is spelled dole cheque flog...Then you want to have a go at others for spending time on the bay, but hey where are you now??? It's ok I thought I knew everything at 16 also, I just didn't go around telling everyone..

its ok to be angry longdaveyjetta, if i hadnt lost my virginity let in my later years and somebody brought it up i would be getting angry and posting twice too, dont be ashamed of it, if its that hopeless just go to the brothel and move on, because from the amount of times you spoke about tuck shops and donut women, it seems you already have tried your luck at the lowest lines and still been rejected, i understand thought as hardly any people look as amazing as i do

i am sorry for touching a sensitive spot in your life but try not to be ashamed of it. i am here to help you buddy, my sympathy

 

[longdaveyjetta]

its ok to be angry longdaveyjetta, if i hadnt lost my virginity let in my later years and somebody brought it up i would be getting angry and posting twice too, dont be ashamed of it, if its that hopeless just go to the brothel and move on, because from the amount of times you spoke about tuck shops and donut women, it seems you already have tried your luck at the lowest lines and still been rejected, i understand thought as hardly any people look as amazing as i do

i am sorry for touching a sensitive spot in your life but try not to be ashamed of it. i am here to help you buddy, my sympathy

uuummm that would be one time, gee you make a compelling story, you can clearly spell and have women fighting over you, how do you deal with that?Why can't you find the caps lock when you type I...Is it because you see yourself as lesser than others? Man of the world you sound like, could you explain one thing Romeo...What is a virginty let???Is that where you try to insert but you hit the net and double fault?

Seriously if you had half a mojo you would know when you are out of your league little boy...