The 'Imagine If' thread.

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if that wasn't a complete load of crap.

Imagine if you were a BF apprentice and your snotty opinion meant **** all. No load of crap brah do your homework and get back to me. By the way.....dude, you follow Richmond.

 

[ChisBlues]

Melbourne were found guilty AFTER they won the NRL and had the premiership STRIPPED.

If you're saying the breaches weren't happening in 1995, I call bullsh1t!

p.s. what is Carlton's debt to the AFL again?

There is no proof that they were over the cap in 1995. I am not saying there is no chance we were cheating but there is no proof of it in 1995. Most clubs were probably cheating in various ways in 1995 including yours.

Our debt is fine and will be paid off in a few years as we are financially viable.

You forgot to answer this.
"Imagine how much better off the competition would be if unfinancial paupers like Nth were left to die like Fitzroy"

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Imagine if you didn't pull bucket bongs before you posted.

Jeez try dragging yourself into the new Millennium, all the cool folk are vaping

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Jeez try dragging yourself into the new Millennium, all the cool folk are vaping

Imagine if your post didn't start with 'imagine if'! It would be void, just like all your other posts are on teh Bay. Are you trying to tell the Bay you're cool? Hey look everyone, KissmeRobbo's cool. I feel so embarrassed for your try hard posting.

 

[Sweet Undies]

Imagine if your post didn't start with 'imagine if'! It would be void, just like all your other posts are on teh Bay. Are you trying to tell the Bay you're cool? Hey look everyone, KissmeRobbo's cool. I feel so embarrassed for your try hard posting.

I dont have to imagine as I know you all are a bunch of try hard male prostitutes giving away your lose pungent arses on bigfooty

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

I dont have to imagine as I know you all are a bunch of try hard male prostitutes giving away your lose pungent arses on bigfooty

Imagine if a footy club had its arseh*le stretched by a bowls club.

 

[Off Tap]

Imagine if Off Tap knew who his real father was. Imagine if WCE weren't marinated in drugs.....'again'.

Dad, is that you, I think you are as there's an ugly gene in the family which we don't know where it came from and the rest of my siblings are a bunch of ******ed mongs?

Imagine if Karl Norman didn't play for your filthy, cheating, tanking club.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Dad, is that you, I think you are as there's an ugly gene in the family which we don't know where it came from and the rest of my siblings are a bunch of ******ed mongs?

Imagine if Karl Norman didn't play for your filthy, cheating, tanking club.

Imagine if a club picked up Michael Prior and got **** all out of him. Oh and yes I'm your father you little ****. You're grounded you little bitch!!!

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine you stopped creating shit threads

Imagine if this thread went for ever and a day......aaahhhh teh Bay loves my threads. Anyway how about those Norfs today.....

 

[Starburns_]

Imagine if you were a BF apprentice and your snotty opinion meant **** all. No load of crap brah do your homework and get back to me. By the way.....dude, you follow Richmond.

Imagine if all that extra time you'd spent on BF had actually taught you not to post so much rubbish.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if all that extra time you'd spent on BF had actually taught you not to post so much rubbish.

Imagine if i asked you 'how'd the Tigs go today'? What would be your answer?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

I'm the OP, brah. I'm running the show! Imagine if i told you to piss off out of my amazing thread? Imagine if Hawks ended your season today? Norf Melbart.

Amazing, yeah "brah" imagine if it was! I think you do so much "imagining" that you're nearly blind.......... "brah" Not related to John Dorotich are you?

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if the Blues hadn't been penalized for cheating and were allowed the same rights as every other team over the last decade.
Imagine all those possible flags...
Imagine having 20+ cups...
Imagine...
Imagine...
Imagine...

Now imagine all the Carlton supporters imagining this and buuurrrning.
Imagine the shame.
What a damn shame hey SS..?

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if the Blues hadn't been penalized for cheating and were allowed the same rights as every other team over the last decade.
Imagine all those possible flags...
Imagine having 20+ cups...
Imagine...
Imagine...
Imagine...

Now imagine all the Carlton supporters imagining this and buuurrrning.
Imagine the shame.
What a damn shame hey SS..?

Imagine if Geelong had as many flags as us, are you imagining it, brah? Yer we we're penalized and still have more flags than your club! In your post you came across a little mad....UMAD??

 

[Starburns_]

Imagine if i asked you 'how'd the Tigs go today'? What would be your answer?

Imagine if my answer wasn't "****".

Imagine if I asked you when your last legitimate premiership was, what would be your answer?

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if Geelong had as many flags as us, are you imagining it, brah? Yer we we're penalized and still have more flags than your club! In your post you came across a little mad....UMAD??

Sorry but I'm all imagined up at the moment about the sense of loss the Carlton fans must be feeling when imagining 20+ cups in the cupboard.
Just think about it. You could've had 20+ flags.

Am I mad?
More like delirious, brah.

Imagine if I asked you when your last legitimate premiership was, what would be your answer?

Here we go

Post #472 has the correct answer.

 

[Double the Fist]

I dont have to imagine as I know you all are a bunch of try hard male prostitutes giving away your lose pungent arses on bigfooty

Imagine if a footy club had its arseh*le stretched by a bowls club.

LOL Have to give Shavedham the points here. Made me ROFL!

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Imagine if Geelong and Carlton were within 8 goals of Collingwood

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if my answer wasn't "****".

Imagine if I asked you when your last legitimate premiership was, what would be your answer?

Imagine if i gave you the obvious answer, 1995. Richmonds last was 1980, yer? Imagine if i said 'dude, you follow Richmond'.

 

[thurmanmunson]

Imagine if Sam Gilbert regularly deleted photos from his hard drive

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if we all had noses like Pinocchio...

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if we all had noses like Pinocchio...

Imagine if that was really the case....chefmeister would want to sit on all our faces.

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if that was really the case....chefmeister would want to sit on all our faces.

Only if you opened wide and said, 'br-ahh'...

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Only if you opened wide and said, 'br-ahh'...

Imagine if i wanted to call you a wild banana after that post. Imagine if in 2008.....don't worry u've probably imagined enough about that day.

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if i wanted to call you a wild banana after that post. Imagine if in 2008.....don't worry u've probably imagined enough about that day.

rofl, imagine if you had enough faith in your own team to troll me with them here.
So far today I've had a Collingwood supporter and now a Blues supporter reference Hawthorn whilst trying to troll Geelong.
hahaha, you really do suck at this.

Now, back to imagining about those 20+ flags you could've had.