The 'Imagine If' thread.

[Stephen Shavedham]

rofl, imagine if you had enough faith in your own team to troll me with them here.
So far today I've had a Collingwood supporter and now a Blues supporter reference Hawthorn whilst trying to troll Geelong.
hahaha, you really do suck at this.

Now, back to imagining about those 20+ flags you could've had.

Imagine if my responce was 'now you're ranting'.

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if my responce was 'now you're ranting'.

Imagine if you stopped sucking **** man, you wouldn't of developed a lithscp.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if you stopped sucking **** man, you wouldn't of developed a lithscp.

Imagine if i was pulling a cone and posting at the same time. chefmeister, you think my rhymes are fly dont you?

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if i was pulling a cone and posting at the same time. chefmeister, you think my rhymes are fly dont you?

Imagine if your lame excuse for your stupidity was that you were sucking on something while responding to my accusation that you blow cawks.
Nice going doofus.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if your lame excuse for your stupidity was that you were sucking on something while responding to my accusation that you blow cawks.
Nice going doofus.

Imagine if you could stop posting about ****? By the way who's the flog in your avatar, looks ridiculous!!

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if you could stop posting about ****? By the way who's the flog in your avatar, looks ridiculous!!

Bwahahaha, this is what I've reduced you to..?
Lie down and play dead, Fido. Your training session is well and truly over.
There's a good boy, have a biscuit.
Night night now... bye.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Oh another flog living in the VFL Era. Well **** me.....So by that logic we have 37 premierships.

37 vfl flags?? by your logic you are embarrassing yourself..

Imagine if Port had spectators and not plastic bay covers..

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Bwahahaha, this is what I've reduced you to..?
Lie down and play dead, Fido. Your training session is well and truly over.
There's a good boy, have a biscuit.
Night night now... bye.

No don't go, i wanna drop a huge fart in your mouth. Either way you want to deflect it, your avatar looks/is ghey xoxo

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if you posted tripe after having one to many beers/cones, like now for instance. Imagine if you finish 5th behind us and get smashed at home, lucky year over.

Imagine finishing 5th and playing us, we would smack you again..Carlton, our bitch, no imagination needed...

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if you could one day be honest to yourself.
My, wouldn't that be a pickle.
A Carlton supporter who tells himself the truth.

Besides the Roswell crash it would be the hardest thing to prove since the lunar landing.

This is a bit rich coming from you Chef, we both know you squibbed and lied and ducked and weaved to the max earlier this year...Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...Squib flog...or flog squib, which do you prefer.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if you didn't pull bucket bongs before you posted. Oh my....Kyle Reimers has a head you could stomp on all day.

Better promote Setanta then, oh sorry forgot he is only capable of stomping on his own players...

 

[chefmeister]

This is a bit rich coming from you Chef, we both know you squibbed and lied and ducked and weaved to the max earlier this year...Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...Squib flog...or flog squib, which do you prefer.

I'm kinda partial to the bit where I said Essendon wouldn't win a final.
You never got back to me on that.
Do you want that bet or are you content enough to just conveniently continue to ignore it???

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine finishing 5th and playing us, we would smack you again..Carlton, our bitch, no imagination needed...

Imagine if i believed your imagine if post. For starters we wont finish 5th and secondly you blokes will miss the finals. Imagine if you finish 10th.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Jeez try dragging yourself into the new Millennium, all the cool folk are vaping

LOL, touche, that is the way to fly...Liked your successful criminals gag too....

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

I'm kinda partial to the bit where I said Essendon wouldn't win a final.
You never got back to me on that.
Do you want that bet or are you content enough to just conveniently continue to ignore it???

Thought you were going to bed to jack off and think about dogs mounting you?? Shit avatar is shit.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

I'm kinda partial to the bit where I said Essendon wouldn't win a final.
You never got back to me on that.
Do you want that bet or are you content enough to just conveniently continue to ignore it???

Still lying again squib, you said Essendon would be in Bali in the first week of September, when I pointed out that finals start in the 2nd week you squibbed again and tried to change it to Essendon will not win a final.. Go on dig up the thread tosser, you know it and I know it, then you tried to offer me an even money bet on Ess def Geel round 15, gutsy man, could have got $9.00 at the bookies..You are the greatest squib/liar here, can't believe you accused SS of lying sir Squibbly...

Or do you want to honor your original comment and back Essendon to miss the 8????? SQUIB!!!!!!!!

Serious credability doubts on you, and SS has a valid point, your Avatar is a bit pre pubescent...But go ahead mate bang that head and think it's cool, go fast enough you will get the riddim...LOL.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if i believed your imagine if post. For starters we wont finish 5th and secondly you blokes will miss the finals. Imagine if you finish 10th.

Trying to understand but you are making it hard... Imagine if you made sense...Then start typing..

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Imagine if i believed your imagine if post. For starters we wont finish 5th and secondly you blokes will miss the finals. Imagine if you finish 10th.

I'll offer you a bet that you will finish 5th...Winner owns the others sig for 4 weeks...sig where your mouth is, chefmeister is a squib, let's see if you can back up your mouth...

 

[chefmeister]

Still lying again squib, you said Essendon would be in Bali in the first week of September, when I pointed out that finals start in the 2nd week you squibbed again and tried to change it to Essendon will not win a final.. Go on dig up the thread tosser, you know it and I know it, then you tried to offer me an even money bet on Ess def Geel round 15, gutsy man, could have got $9.00 at the bookies..You are the greatest squib/liar here, can't believe you accused SS of lying sir Squibbly...

Or do you want to honor your original comment and back Essendon to miss the 8????? SQUIB!!!!!!!!

Serious credability doubts on you, and SS has a valid point, your Avatar is a bit pre pubescent...But go ahead mate bang that head and think it's cool, go fast enough you will get the riddim...LOL.

Wow, you've still got all that on your chest?
Sheesh, epic meltdown bro.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Wow, you've still got all that on your chest?
Sheesh, epic meltdown bro.

Hardly on my chest squib, just happen to have a perfect memory, good to see you remember it like it was squib...So still welching on the bet???? So it was true and you did lie your way out of it???

That feels better than taking your bogan money, SS has a point, time to rethink that Avatar squib, it is so knaff...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Hardly on my chest squib, just happen to have a perfect memory, good to see you remember it like it was squib...So still welching on the bet???? So it was true and you did lie your way out of it???

That feels better than taking your bogan money, SS has a point, time to rethink that Avatar squib, it is so knaff...

I knew he was a bum

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

I'll offer you a bet that you will finish 5th...Winner owns the others sig for 4 weeks...sig where your mouth is, chefmeister is a squib, let's see if you can back up your mouth...

Dons have to finish in the 8 and it's a deal, you understand that meltdown king? You finish in the 8 and we drop to 5th, you win. We finish 4th and Dons miss 8, i win. Anything else bet's void?

 

[chefmeister]

Hardly on my chest squib, just happen to have a perfect memory, good to see you remember it like it was squib...So still welching on the bet???? So it was true and you did lie your way out of it???

That feels better than taking your bogan money, SS has a point, time to rethink that Avatar squib, it is so knaff...

hahaha, on your chest like a lead weight it seems.
I offered you a bet but you persisted with a weak technicality.
Good to see you struggling to come to terms with it... ...again.

Oh yeah... "knaff"..??
*chuckle*

 

[chefmeister]

I knew he was a bum

hahaha, is that like how you didn't know who has the all time AFL high score but tried to troll Geelong about it anyway..?
Go back to reinserting your head up your arse mate as you were previously told.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Dons have to finish in the 8 and it's a deal, you understand that meltdown king? You finish in the 8 and we drop to 5th, you win. We finish 4th and Dons miss 8, i win. Anything else bet's void?

Done deal, we will finish in the 8, try not to quote cheffy SS, the meltdown is in his squibbing , lying head, he mouthed off that we would not make the 8 then squibbed when I wanted to put 100 on it.. He tried to change it to we will not win a final, does backflips faster than a chinese gymnast.. He will crawl back into his hole now I have outed him as the SQUIB...I trust you will honor your bet...