The 'Imagine If' thread.

[Double the Fist]

LOL @ Shamwow. Everyone should watch Shamwow!

 

[KissmeRobbo]

LOL @ Shamwow. Everyone should watch Shamwow!

He comes across as a street rat that went legit

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

I come across as a street rat that went legit

Fixed that for ya, brah.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Fixed that for ya, brah.

Match fixing now? you tankers do love to cheat

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Match fixing now? you tankers do love to cheat

Can you pass on $10 to Goldsacks old lady to whack it on Heath Shaw that he didn't pay his own way to Arizona.....think it's payin 50/1, cheers.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Can you pass on $10 to Goldsacks old lady to whack it on Heath Shaw that he didn't pay his own way to Arizona.....think it's payin 50/1, cheers.

Small potatoes

Billionaire Dick Pratt faces jail

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/dick-pratt-faces-jail-time/story-e6frf7kx-1111116684569

 

[midnight_toker]

Imagine if the NRL realised they were rooted in Australia in less than a generation of future parents who don't want to drop their kids of at Saturday sport to see them sat on by a 95kg 8 yr old tongan kid who uses your anglo kids knee as a toothbrush once he has ripped his leg off.

 

[Double the Fist]

He comes across as a street rat that went legit

Fixed that for ya, brah.

Didn't need fixing. I didn't understand what you fixed, in fact I have no idea what it was in the first place!

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Didn't need fixing. I didn't understand what you fixed, in fact I have no idea what it was in the first place!

That's the beauty of my trolling DTF, you just never know. Brah, you need to look a little closer as to what i fixed. Look deep into your soul.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Imagine if the Brownlow Medal was awarded to the most fairest and best player for that particular season

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

Imagine if the Brownlow Medal was awarded to the most fairest and best player for that particular season

Imagine if Ben wasn't using the year he won his.

 

[spEKTre]

Imagine if Judd wasn't such a filthy mercenary and stayed at West Coast and Carlton still had a decent forward

I thought it had come out that Rebecca was the one that wanted to leave and that Juddy was happy to play out his career there.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

That's the beauty of my trolling

It's funny because you never get to troll, your club is so bad you spend all your time defending it

 

[chefmeister]

Imagine if Collingwood were as successful as Essendon & Carlton.
But they're not. Shame...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Imagine if Collingwood were as successful as Essendon & Carlton.
But they're not. Shame...

Hold your water, October 1st we become the most successful club of all time


and you'll have exactly half the flags of the big 3 Jethro

 

[chefmeister]

Hold your water, October 1st we become the most successful club of all time

But what do you have at the moment..?

and you'll have exactly half the flags of the big 3 Jethro

Big 3..?
lmao, you aint even in the big 2...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

But what do you have at the moment..?

7 more flags than you and reigning premiers

 

[chefmeister]

7 more flags than you and reigning premiers

But you're still out of the big 2...
Ouch.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

But you're still out of the big 2...
Ouch.

Yeah just plodding along with a greater win rate than both of them

Headed the premiership table for a lazy 60 years.. twice as long as Carlton and Essendons put together

There will only be a big 1 come Oct 1st


ouch

 

[chefmeister]

Yeah just plodding along with a greater win rate than both of them

But still less flags...

Headed the premiership table for 60 years.. you could put both Carlton and Essendons time at the top together and they still wouldn't match our domination :cool:

Either on their own proves to be your master.
But put them both together and their flag count makes you piss...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

But still less flags...



Either on their own proves to be your master.
But put them both together and their flag count makes you piss...

And yet it is us that is the most famous club in Australia


That's because for the greater part of the life of this league we have dominated both of them..

and come Oct 1st we take back our rightful place and make you all our bitches yet again

 

[chefmeister]

And yet it is us that is the most famous club in Australia
That's because for the greater part of the life of this league we have dominated both of them..
and come Oct 1st we take back our rightful place and make you all our bitches yet again

But yet for all your huffing 'N puffing you're still only 3rd most successful at best.
Carlton & Essendon pwn you in terms of success.
Yet we don't hear them screeching about the future or making anyone their bitches..

Seems kinda desperate that you're ignoring this obvious fact in favour of what may happen in the future.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

But yet for all your huffing 'N puffing you're still only 3rd most successful at best.

We were the best for the longest and it's happening again

Collingwood the best team in 100 years


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...eam-in-100-years/story-e6frf9jf-1226099319215

 

[chefmeister]

\Collingwood the best team in 100 years

Just without the flags to show for it...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Just without the flags to show for it...

Says Bradbury Bunny