Roast The irony thread

[Salaryman]

Cut short: 'Things to Do Before you Die' man dead



http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=621451

 

[thylacine60]

 

[thegreenmachine]

I've always wanted to travel. I think I'll write my own book, dedicated to the late and great Dave Freeman, I'll call it "50 Things To Do Before I Die".



If I can make it half-way through I'll be a very lucky man.

 

[Silvagnis]

Irony is a man using a film as average and mainstream as Happy Gilmore for his username when he's a fan of arty films and attends the MIFF.

 

[Salaryman]

Irony is a man using a film as average and mainstream as Happy Gilmore for his username when he's a fan of arty films and attends the MIFF.

Hardy har...the nickname is not so much an ode to the movie but in reference to my temper on the golf course being comparable to that character

Suffice to say that I have mellowed in my elder years

 

[The Cranium]

To me travel is my biggest focus before I pop my clogs. But one lifetime is not enough to cover this massive planet.

 

[blue gunslinger]

I have done most of the world already. So I really want to relive 1995 and be front row at the GF when my Blues win again.
Before I die I want to see my kids happy, married and still able to give be a kiss and a cuddle when I see tham.
I also would not mind getting the PM gig and sorting out this country good and proper!
Can I count on your votes good people?

 

[The Cranium]

Vote one Guns - I presume we will have the American system under your leadership where we have the right to bear Guns

 

[blue gunslinger]

I am thinking more the Russian. Bear guns and invade your neighbours ie NZ for us

 

[The Cranium]

That should be an easy exercise, most of the kiwis are in WA anyway....walk in the park.

 

[thegreenmachine]

Aren't most of the South Africans and Poms from Australia in WA as well?

 

[blue gunslinger]

No problem to invade South Africa for me

 

[thegreenmachine]

So, what do you actually think of Gunns?

 

[The Cranium]

So, what do you actually think of Gunns?

Rip, Rip, wood chip, turn it into paper

 

[blue gunslinger]

Guns don't kill people rappers do!+

 

[thylacine60]

That should be an easy exercise, most of the kiwis are in WA anyway....walk in the park.

They heard the Canning Stock Route was an annual event.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Priceless!!

 

[Salaryman]

Turkish driver swerves to avoid puppy


That 4 yo kid is harder than Dale Thomas

 

[Blue_Ninja]

Rip, Rip, wood chip, turn it into paper

Throw it in the bin no news today

 

[Silvagnis]

Turkish driver swerves to avoid puppy


That 4 yo kid is harder than Dale Thomas

I saw that this morning.

Amazing.

 

[Silvagnis]

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