The Jamarra Thread

[Chicago1]

Sorry, I do not wish him well. Good riddance.

 

[RWnBluey]

He’s so grateful for his time at the club and how he was treated, yet he couldn’t even spare five minutes to write a heartfelt message. It couldn’t be more obvious who actually penned this.

 

[CrowEater888]

What a piece of you know what. W@nker.

Sorry to invade, but...

The use of Em dashes everywhere is a clear tell that it was written by an AI.

As is the liberal use of saccharine cliches:

• “Nothing but gratitude and respect” → Empty blanket statement.
• “Share of lows — there’s no denying that” → Vague hardship filler.
• “Memories and friendships I’ve made will stay with me for life” → Zero specifics.
• “Took me in and gave me a family and a home” → Stock adoption trope.
• “They’ll always hold a special place in my heart” → Greeting-card line.
• “Part of me wishes things had ended differently” → Non-committal hedge.
• “Proud to have worn the red, white, and blue” → Jersey-pride template.
• “Thank you to all my teammates, coaches, and staff” → Mass thank-you dump.
• “Forever grateful” → Tired closer.
• “Only good things to come from here” → Generic “new chapter” line.
• “Do myself and my community proud” → Boilerplate purpose.
• Emoji bookends … → Prompt-level garnish.

The guy was toxic. Be glad you are rid of him.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

This is quite clearly AI written

 

[Spiritof82]

I wonder who wrote that

I wonder who wrote that

Probably his manager, don't think he's smart enough to put a couple of words together apart from "another drink"

 

[Dog 36]

This is quite clearly AI written

Deeds not written words

He couldn’t give a rats toss about the club.

 

[TheScriptorWL]

Jamarra with the most obvious ChatGPT. Write me a farewell message on Insta. Couldnt even be bothered being honest and writing his own message, even at the end.

The double -- gives it away.

Enjoy playing in front of 5,000, Pal. See ya Never. Time to put this saga behind us as a club.

 

[CarnTheScray]

That 2022 game vs Mt Bulla was awesome. Will never see my seating bay of the elderly stand up like that again.

 

[SonOfScray]

Whole scenario has been a disappointment.

Club couldn’t have done much more, can’t begrudge the challenges of MH but can begrudge the perceived lack of respect and efforts to engage in the recovery process by the player.

Filthy about how’s it’s played out.

Ah well. Move on. JUH could have been a club great. Just a nobody now.

 

[Chicago1]

Wally (Gotye) is one of my former Parade College students. Saw him twice in Chicago in concert as his guest in 2012. The title of this song seems rather apt. However, JUH ain't no Kimbra.

 

[maddog37]

Seriously, good riddance.

What a spanner.

 

[Whats a Battle]

Excuse the intrusion, but I'm so happy that you guys get to take this grade A moron off the books.

 

[MJG14]

I was at the game v Melbourne when he kicked 5 and a cracking goal to seal the win. A great footy memory for me. Sad and incredibly frustrating that it has turned out this way but he had to go. Will always wonder what could have been...

 

[dergert]

See you later you drug pig.

 

[Leftarmchinaman]

How many fans watch the Gold Coast 2’s?
There is no way he’ll survive up there away from his family. I mean his actual family, not the wannabe gangsters.

 

[Scott Tracy]

 

[cherrypie]

Most disappointing part for me is I watched all his U17 and U18 games on the old crappy app on my phone.

I probably spent more time watching him in 2019 then he spent watching us in 2025. I would’ve saved a lot of time if I applied his work ethic to my footy watching.

 

[Leon]

I was at the game v Melbourne when he kicked 5 and a cracking goal to seal the win. A great footy memory for me. Sad and incredibly frustrating that it has turned out this way but he had to go. Will always wonder what could have been...

This for me too.

He had the full support of the club, had Bonti as his mentor, was adored by us fans.

Pissed it all away to get on the gear.

I don’t hate him, but seriously disappointed in him, and glad he and his massive contract are no longer at the club.

 

[Running Dog]

Update on the Rodgers and Hammerstein song choice.
I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair and send him on his way.

Thank God that’s over. I care as much for him as he pretends to care for our club.
Jilted lover vibes, I know !!

You sound like quite the c0ckeyed optimist. Don't worry, you'll never walk alone. I reckon if Jamarra doesn't climb every mountain he'll be on the AFL carousel looking back some enchanted evening and thinking this nearly was mine.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Well, it’s started. Jon Ralph saying the Dogs have ‘Thrown away Pick 1 for Pick 74’.

 

[Dogs 13]

You sound like quite the c0ckeyed optimist. Don't worry, you'll never walk alone. I reckon if Jamarra doesn't climb every mountain he'll be on the AFL carousel looking back some enchanted evening and thinking this nearly was mine.

Shall we dance

 

[Sentinel]

I hope he gets his shit together and lives out a long, happy, safe, and healthy life. And I hope he flops terribly as a football player moving forward.

 

[Dogs 13]

Well, it’s started. Jon Ralph saying the Dogs have ‘Thrown away Pick 1 for Pick 74’.

My ears PRICKed up at that too.

 

[Eastdog]

Disappointing it didn't work out with Marra.

If you said we would give him up for pick 74 last year people wouldn't have believed you.

The last year for him has not been good and him not playing has diminished his value.

Gold Coast can deal with him now. He is off our books for good.

 

[Mutt]

This toxic, often embarrassing cesspool of a thread is now closed forever.