MRP / Trib. The Jeremy McGovern TRIBUNAL Thread

[twinkletoes#17]

Also happy Gov is going first

 

[HoneyBadger35]

If we get the chair that isn't white can we put as a Cat B recruit?

 

[getgaff]

Let em have it DG. Double barrels

 

[WestCoast05]

Hurn - zero Fs about Guelfi given... the arrogance

 

[Trouto]

Hurn - zero Fs about Guelfi given... the arrogance

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will be used against McGovern with a surprise witness, Basil Zempalis, stating WC have a "Culture problem".

 

[The Dodger]

The AFL's match review and tribunal process is much easier than a lot of you make out. It's simple quantum mechanics.

You see, Jeremy McGovern has both particle and wave properties.

When McGovern pushed Guelfi he existed simultaneously in a state of both suspended and anti-suspended. It is only once you observe the results of the push that the universe 'makes a decision' on which state he is in. This is what scientists call 'spooky injuries at a distance'. So in between the time when McGovern pushed Guelfi and, say, him getting in the cab later on, was he suspended or anti-suspended? The answer is both.

Hmmm I would prefer the experiment of putting Guelfi and the chair in a super collider and see if the unwarranted suspension particle or "Christian Particle" as its known is visible.

 

[FatPizza]

Hurn - zero Fs about Guelfi given... the arrogance

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Security guard seems quite enamored.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Ebert missed six weeks and Dan Venables is still TBC six weeks after his, but I’m sure that Guelfi’s super human brain has recovered from his very real concussion in four days. It’s a medical miracle, we need to study this.

 

[The Dodger]

Ebert missed six weeks and Dan Venables is still TBC, but I’m sure that Guelfi’s super human brain has recovered from his very real concussion in four days. It’s a medical miracle, we need to study this.

Settle down mate. It wasn't a clinical concussion.

 

[squashface]

Ebert missed six weeks and Dan Venables is still TBC six weeks after his, but I’m sure that Guelfi’s super human brain has recovered from his very real concussion in four days. It’s a medical miracle, we need to study this.

Settle down mate. It wasn't a clinical concussion.

Was merely concussion awareness

 

[twinkletoes#17]

a few seconds ago
Tonight's Tribunal will consist of David Jones (chairman), Jason Johnson, Shane Wakelin and Paul Williams.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

184 games with Essendon, Jason Johnson?

Here we go.

 

[twinkletoes#17]

SURELY not ex-Essendon Jason Johnson.......


Hahahaha they have got to be joking...

 

[bUCKET__]

Ebert missed six weeks

Schoey and Butler joked on the Backchat podcast last year about how Ebert couldn't pass a baseline concussion test when he was at the Eagles because of how dense he is. And now I can't help laughing at his legit brain problem

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Change is afoot at the AFL, with the league announcing two new additions to the match review panel.

Former Adelaide and Richmond forward Chris Knights and ex-Essendon midfielder Jason Johnson have joined the MRP.

Exquisite banter.

At least Paul Williams won the 05 GF and didn’t play in 06, so he should show a small degree of chill.

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

McGovern pictured being escorted into the hearing.

 

[squashface]

Lol so we get ex-Essendon player Jason Johnson on the Tribunal and didn’t we get ex-Melbourne player David Neitz on the Tribunal in the Clayton squirting incident as well?

I love the unbiased AFL

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Lol so we get ex-Essendon player Jason Johnson on the Tribunal and didn’t we get ex-Melbourne player David Neitz on the Tribunal in the Clayton squirting incident as well?

I love the unbiased AFL

Surely it wouldn’t be hard to get three people involved who haven’t played for either of the two teams involved. Pathetic.

 

[nameless]

"Meeting" booked, checking in for the ride.

Good luck all.

 

[bUCKET__]

Um, the biggest worry isn't that Johnson will be influenced by his Essendon past.

The biggest worry for Gov will be Johnson's bias towards healthy eating



What if, as part of the punishment, they put Gov on a DIET?

 

[DJMac]

The first witness has been called

 

[squashface]

Jeremy McGovern will be represented by David Grace QC

Confirmed, campaigners. He's back.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Jeremy McGovern will be represented by David Grace QC, while Michael Walters will be represented by Nick Tweedie QC.

Imagine being represented by someone named Tweedie. The West Is Ours.

 

[Truckosaurus]

WHAT'S THE FLIPPING SCORE

 

[Big Cox 88]

WHAT'S THE FLIPPING SCORE

Masto just kicked it out on the full 0 - 0

Needs to be dropped tbh.