JoshWoodenSpoon
Emergency Full Back
- Oct 16, 2013
- 22,788
- 54,927
- AFL Club
- West Coast
- Other Teams
- Freo & WC AFLW, Las Vegas Bears
You can see I have spared no thought, and as a close friend of mine once said to me: talent hits a target no-one else can hit, genius hits a target no-one else can see. These words reverberate particularly, due to the lack of acoustic absorption in this almonry. I see in this League a great wealth of talent, and appreciate that with the right guidance, perseverance, and large enough scissors, there could be no end to the resultant accomplishment!
One expects diligent attention- a small cost surely given the gains on offer- to the curricula which have been orchestrated by some of the brightest qooty minds. Special thanks must be given to fellow Barrybran- an honourary peer of The Academy- who holds remarkable knowledge of all things statistical. But now, let us look upon the structure of this course!
There exist a series of tiers representing competency, each way more better than the last:
Progression from each tier simply involves the completion of highly streamlined coursework designed to get the most out of your cashmere-clad self. We prize diversity of knowledge here at The Academy, and as such you may recognise that you do not necessarily share tasks with every of your co-equals. Nevertheless, each task within a tier is weighted the same.
It should be said that I have no mind at all for corner-cutters, and anyone who is reported and found to be entertaining any such foul manner shall be stricken back to the primary tier! The complete list of indiscretions will be found on the bulletin board shortly following this regal and captivating launch.
Coursework will be assigned today ahead of your regular matches, and each week following team submission deadline. It is not yet known what is the duration of the semester. I again welcome you all to what is the première institution for qooty development, The JWS Academy of Excellence. I look forward to hearing about your dazzling results and unmatched progress from afar.
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Week 1 Homework by College
Baghdad Bombers
Coney Island Warriors
Dragons FFC
East Side Hawks
Fighting Furies
Gold City Royals
Gumbies FFC
Las Vegas Bears
Mount Buller Demons
Roys FFC
Sin City Swamprats
West Coast Wonders
Week 2 Homework by College
Baghdad Bombers
Coney Island Warriors
Dragons FFC
East Side Hawks
Fighting Furies
Gold City Royals
Gumbies FFC
Las Vegas Bears
Mount Buller Demons
Roys FFC
Sin City Swamprats
West Coast Wonders
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