The Kens Last Game Bingo Card

[68vette]

A string of handballs that lead to a turnover and Gold Coast goal.

 

[tribey]

• “He saved the club!”
• “There were tarps on the seats!”
• “They were a basketcase!”
• “There was talk they’d be shipped off to Tasmania!”
• “They owe a great debt to Kenny!”

 

[afl2004]

He will be putting on a show so the fox footy crew can giggle all weekend

 

[OxfordCambridge]

Laughing with Hardwick after losing by close to 100 points.

 

[tribey]

Laughing with Hardwick after losing by close to 100 points.

“It’s a shame, I used to play here”

— “No I didn’t?”

“No mate, I said I used to play here. Well not here here. For Port.”

— “Ya did?”

 

[Dazalinko1988]

He's finally going thank f*ck for that youuuuu fuuuuuuuu*kkkinnnng beeeeaaaauuutyyy get excited port fans a new era is about to begin good riddance

 

[Hodges 153!]

10 points down at 3qtr time.

Lolly snake in each nostril leads into a 65 point flushing.

 

[Duck Farmer]

• “He saved the club!”
• “There were tarps on the seats!”
• “They were a basketcase!”
• “There was talk they’d be shipped off to Tasmania!”
• “They owe a great debt to Kenny!”

"They never accepted him as a Victorian over there!"

Spoiler

Ignoring the fact we sacked our greatest ever legend after 5 seasons despite making a grand final while keeping this inarticulate loser bogan on the books for 13 seasons and his family of carnies employed for years.

 

[DaTBird187]

1. The ground announcer will yell something really loud.
2. Someone will get hit in the face with a bag of Fru Chocs
3. A player with a niggle will have a serious injury and miss part of pre-season.
4. I will not watch the game

 

[VineValerian]

Winning games like this to revere important people is just a sugar hit - like making finals.

I'll threaten to leave for Gold Coast.

Kumbaya.

 

[ClintEastwood]

13 ****ing years of this.

 

[Powerade 08]

Travis Boak

10

Travis Boak

Age

37

Ht

183cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

22.0

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.4

4star

is going to kick a torp and hit Ken Hinkley on the head

 

[Capital Power]

"I could have played more younguns, but we would have lost by more"

 

[NoddyHolder]

Connor Rozee

1

Connor Rozee

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

189.2

3star

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

189.2

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

3.4

5star

to be formally adopted by Kenny after the final siren

 

[soafraid]

• Kern turns on the waterworks
• every campaigner loses their nerve and won't boo

 

[JimmyBC]

• Kern turns on the waterworks
• every campaigner loses their nerve and won't boo

It feels more like a happy clapper event brewing tbh. The anger will resurface in a few weeks when the crows are running around winning finals and reality sets in.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

A bit of fun to celebrate Ken's last game.

What do you have on your bingo card?

I'll start it off with 3.

1. Scoreless quarter
2. "I've been in footy a long time"
3. Jed McEntee one out at full forward.

Add your own and we can tick them off one by one tonight.

I thought it would be a drinking game.

 

[gbear]

I thought it would be a drinking game.

If it was, this would be me before the game:

 

[Long live PAFC]

‘Thought the boys were really brave tonight’

‘They had a crack’

‘Terrific young men’

Ken’s presser

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I thought it would be a drinking game.

It is.

You at the game? This is deliberate worthy

 

[SC_Power]

There has to be an entry for conceding a goal in the last 30 seconds of a quarter. Probably twice.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

It is.

You at the game? This is deliberate worthy

nope. thousands of kms away.

 

[GoPorts]

We've got a long way to go to be as good as Gold Coast SUNS

 

[ibd77]

There has to be an entry for conceding a goal in the last 30 seconds of a quarter. Probably twice.

There it is

 

[RossFC]

Lachie Jones stinker, or Lachie Jones masterclass/hamstring.

Masterclass but without the hammy!