Oppo Camp The Kerridge Award 2024 - back in action!

[Massive Unit]

Because I couldn't be arsed entering a vote for most of the season and finished as a major spud, does that make me a shitmen?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Because I couldn't be arsed entering a vote for most of the season and finished as a major spud, does that make me a shitmen?

The spud shield is likely to be re-named as the Cam Joyce Cup.

 

[Massive Unit]

The spud shield is likely to be re-named as the Cam Joyce Cup.

Me likey!

 

[fnarr fnarr]

Sexton kicks goals, that's what he does. But so does Willie (Junior) Rioli. Then you check their averages... it's just against us.

 

[Nate7]

Bruce watch: dropped this week

 

[Hojuman]

Bruce watch: dropped this week

Kicked 1 goal in 5 weeks ?

 

[Hojuman]

Alex Sexton

6

Alex Sexton

Age

30

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

316.2

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.9

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

not to get near it in the VFL prelim ?

Spidey, odds please ?

 

[Hojuman]

Alex Sexton

6

Alex Sexton

Age

30

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

316.2

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.9

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

VFL pre-lim;
9 disposals, 1 goal.

Unbelievable.

 

[hsquid]

Can we have some more recognition for the great Richard Lounder ("Built like a tank but quite a bit rounder")? 9 kicks in his AFL career that includes 4 goals 2 to be the matchwinner against us.

Overall, against us he had:

• 80% of career goals
• 100% of career behinds
• 67% of career kicks
• 100% of career handballs
• 50% of career marks
• 60% of career hitouts
• 100% of career frees for (only 33% of career frees against)

He is the GKOAT by a mile. The Don Bradman of Kerridgeness.
We desperately need something named in his honour.

 

[The acurate one]

Because I couldn't be arsed entering a vote for most of the season and finished as a major spud, does that make me a shitmen?

Yes

 

[Massive Unit]

Yes

Brilliant! I feel honoured The acurate one
I know of some on here who would gladly agree with your assessment

 

[The acurate one]

Brilliant! I feel honoured The acurate one
I know of some on here who would gladly agree with your assessment

oh i can spot a shitmen from a mile away. There are some good judges around these parts.

 

[tazaa]

Alex Sexton VFL pre-lim;
9 disposals, 1 goal.

Unbelievable.

He’s getting delisted isn’t he?

 

[Hojuman]

He’s getting delisted isn’t he?

Should be after that performance !

 

[Hojuman]

Last post in 2022
First post in 2023

We ready for a big year lassies & lads ? Be a smorgasbord of Wet Toasters to get us started Saturday !

 

[shinboner magic]

All of them

 

[Hojuman]

All of them

That's the spirit !

 

[zoomba23]

Petruccelle for multiple goals, and those goals to make up half of his season's tally

 

[Nate7]

Ok ladies and gents, thanks to Hojuman for a solid bump and reminder the 2023 season is coming fast!
A reminder to those regular contributors (& first timers) this thread is for nominating a spud that will dominate against NMFC.

There's all sorts of multipliers on offer from late inclusion, never kicked a goal, on debut (all 3 = The Ryan Nyhuis

Ryan Nyhuis

Age

27

Ht

190cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

142.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

119.6

2star

Triple Threat), former nmfc players playing against this great club and a trillion other things.

Feel free to make up your own and I'll judge accordingly.

Typically, bonus multiples are one of +30 points, x 1.25 and a rare x 1.5.

1 point will be awarded in each of two categories, The Kerridge (best shitman) and The Potato (worst of the nominations).

Weekly summaries, two ladders per category with no need to nominate which category you are voting for.

Entries close at nominated game time, exceptions are where a late inclusion is happening across the start time -this happened two or three times over the last 2 years and I will show discretion.

Lastly, don't be a dickhead and nominate a top 5 player.

Also note, the great Josh Bruce

17

Josh Bruce

Age

31

Ht

198cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

4.6

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

90.4

1star

D

8.9

2star

K

3.5

1star

HB

5.4

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.3

2star

MG

90.4

2star

D

11.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

is expected to play across the defensive line this year, but you know what will happen v NM.

Late edit: if you nominate more than one player, whether in the same post or over various posts, your most recent player will be your nomination. I will do my best to give notice, should a player nominated be ineligible.

First rounders from the previous draft are ineligible for nomination, as has been the case over the last 6 years or so.

Get nominating!

 

[Le Grille]

Who the * is Brady Hough

 

[Hojuman]

Who the * is Brady Hough

One of these three clean cut lads

 

[Forever North]

Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

. First game for Weagles after crossing from the D’s. Good chance for 3 Brownlow votes. He’s probably their best player…

 

[krakouers]

All of them

Hey, if I wasn’t allowed to nominate * as a club…

 

[DaveyBoy123]

If Derm sees Declan Mountford

47

Declan Mountford

Age

27

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.8

4star

K

6.5

3star

HB

8.3

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.8

5star

MG

222.0

3star

No current season stats available

D

14.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.6

5star

MG

210.4

4star

in an elevator again, I know who I'm on!

 

[krakouers]

If Derm sees Declan Mountford in an elevator again, I know who I'm on!

On an elevator with Dermie at Claremont Oval?