Mega Thread The Latest Kim Duthie Episode

[DougKlingston]

No doubt there is a pretty woman under that photoshop, but I reckon I've seen Manga cartoons that look more lifelike.

Very true. That being said, the bolt-ons would have been a nice touch.

 

[boratsagdiyev]

Hubby back posting on Insta...hopefully more content to follow

 

[RonnieRaven]

That’s a face swap picture
Classic!

 

[LuvtheKangas]

That’s a face swap picture
Classic!

Unlikely. Liberal use of beauty filters and some judicious photoshopping, sure, but he's not going to put her head on the body of someone with different tattoos.

 

[PatonsSnapChat]

Husband isn’t posting s**t. She has his account.

 

[RonnieRaven]

Unlikely. Liberal use of beauty filters and some judicious photoshopping, sure, but he's not going to put her head on the body of someone with different tattoos.

You wouldn’t think someone would sprout weevil logistics either.
The face proportions don’t add up.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

You wouldn’t think someone would sprout weevil logistics either.
The face proportions don’t add up.

Umm, OK.

Maybe find a picture with her arm tatts and see if they match.

 

[Beerfish]

I think we can all agree the head looks weird af.

 

[Turnover]

Jennifer Hawkins face, j Lo hair, pammy s pair, beyounce body, Kim’s towel?

 

[The 747]

I think we can all agree the head looks weird af.

Could be a Kimbot

Babes

 

[Sainter3and7]

Has her right arm been photoshopped and made a little too long?

 

[boratsagdiyev]

Has her right arm been photoshopped and made a little too long?

And that left arm looks like mine between the ages of 14-43 when I was masturbating like a mad man

 

[matthew_s]

And that left arm looks like mine between the ages of 14-43 when I was masturbating like a mad man

wtf happened when you turned 44?

 

[boratsagdiyev]

wtf happened when you turned 44?

Birthday is next month

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

wtf happened when you turned 44?

Fleshlight was released

 

[raymond35]

I thought she was in hospital undergoing life threatening surgery?

 

[half_back_flank]

Seem to have deleted her posts explaining the absence due to her arse exploration date too. Born without the shame gene.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Seem to have deleted her posts explaining the absence due to her arse exploration date too. Born without the shame gene.

We can only assume that they went in there and liked it .

All clear miss Valetti, you deserved it babe.

 

[Chemical]

Guys, I think its getting a bit creepy now. Lets hold off until we have an update.

Obviously I'm joking.

 

[00Stinger]

Guys, I think its getting a bit creepy now. Lets hold off until we have an update.

Obviously I'm joking.

you deserve it babes!

 

[pride of the West]

How has she gotten away with pocketing all that money from her “cancer” go fund me page?? Surely it’s criminal behaviour?

Not to mention she is all so a payed crypto expert on insta


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[Black Panther]

No words

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THE LIFE OF A LASH TECHNICIAN
(By Kimberley - Director of Lash Palace)

•She examines your face shape, eye shape/size/distance between, lid space, brow shape, and natural lash line to determine the best custom design for YOU.

•She uses math 200+ times per client to choose the right diameter, length, dimension for every single one of your natural lashes to not cause damage. Her hands cramp, her arms get stiff, and her back always hurts.
At the end of the day she feels exhausted because of the position she’s in for hours on end.

•She singles out one natural lash and delicately and perfectly glues the perfect extension or fan to it without touching the skin, but keeping it half of a millimeter away...75-100 times per eye...per client.

•She works against the clock sometimes because you honestly need more than what qualifies as a fill, but it’s Friday and Girl’s Night Out means your lashes need to be perfection... She strategically places more volume in one spot to even you out due to uneven shed..

•She spends an hour plus with you every other week & She’s invested in your life story.

•She’s one of the first to know you’re pregnant!

•She cries with you through hard times.

•She thinks about you long after your appointment because she cares

•She works when she’s sick because there is no calling off when you work with personal appointments.

•She misses her son’s school excursions to be there for her clients.

•She makes extremely close connections with her clients and spends all of her social energy on them.

•She doesn’t get “vacation days” because people need her in order to feel beautiful and she loves it, she also hasn’t eaten lunch the past three days because she’s had no time between clients.

•She spends hours researching new techniques and the latest products to ensure she’s giving you the very best.

•Her life revolves around lashes and running her business.

•She walks a fine line between staying professional and becoming your best friend.


She loves each & every one of you that walk through her door and wouldn’t have her life any other way.

 

[scoman]

No words

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THE LIFE OF A LASH TECHNICIAN
(By Kimberley - Director of Lash Palace)

•She examines your face shape, eye shape/size/distance between, lid space, brow shape, and natural lash line to determine the best custom design for YOU.

•She uses math 200+ times per client to choose the right diameter, length, dimension for every single one of your natural lashes to not cause damage. Her hands cramp, her arms get stiff, and her back always hurts.
At the end of the day she feels exhausted because of the position she’s in for hours on end.

•She singles out one natural lash and delicately and perfectly glues the perfect extension or fan to it without touching the skin, but keeping it half of a millimeter away...75-100 times per eye...per client.

•She works against the clock sometimes because you honestly need more than what qualifies as a fill, but it’s Friday and Girl’s Night Out means your lashes need to be perfection... She strategically places more volume in one spot to even you out due to uneven shed..

•She spends an hour plus with you every other week & She’s invested in your life story.

•She’s one of the first to know you’re pregnant!

•She cries with you through hard times.

•She thinks about you long after your appointment because she cares ❤

•She works when she’s sick because there is no calling off when you work with personal appointments.

•She misses her son’s school excursions to be there for her clients.

•She makes extremely close connections with her clients and spends all of her social energy on them.

•She doesn’t get “vacation days” because people need her in order to feel beautiful and she loves it, she also hasn’t eaten lunch the past three days because she’s had no time between clients.

•She spends hours researching new techniques and the latest products to ensure she’s giving you the very best.

•Her life revolves around lashes and running her business.

•She walks a fine line between staying professional and becoming your best friend.


She loves each & every one of you that walk through her door and wouldn’t have her life any other way.

Far out, I'm surprised she wasn't able to perform her own surgeries.

 

[Strange Cat]

No words

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THE LIFE OF A LASH TECHNICIAN
(By Kimberley - Director of Lash Palace)

•She examines your face shape, eye shape/size/distance between, lid space, brow shape, and natural lash line to determine the best custom design for YOU.

•She uses math 200+ times per client to choose the right diameter, length, dimension for every single one of your natural lashes to not cause damage. Her hands cramp, her arms get stiff, and her back always hurts.
At the end of the day she feels exhausted because of the position she’s in for hours on end.

•She singles out one natural lash and delicately and perfectly glues the perfect extension or fan to it without touching the skin, but keeping it half of a millimeter away...75-100 times per eye...per client.

•She works against the clock sometimes because you honestly need more than what qualifies as a fill, but it’s Friday and Girl’s Night Out means your lashes need to be perfection... She strategically places more volume in one spot to even you out due to uneven shed..

•She spends an hour plus with you every other week & She’s invested in your life story.

•She’s one of the first to know you’re pregnant!

•She cries with you through hard times.

•She thinks about you long after your appointment because she cares

•She works when she’s sick because there is no calling off when you work with personal appointments.

•She misses her son’s school excursions to be there for her clients.

•She makes extremely close connections with her clients and spends all of her social energy on them.

•She doesn’t get “vacation days” because people need her in order to feel beautiful and she loves it, she also hasn’t eaten lunch the past three days because she’s had no time between clients.

•She spends hours researching new techniques and the latest products to ensure she’s giving you the very best.

•Her life revolves around lashes and running her business.

•She walks a fine line between staying professional and becoming your best friend.


She loves each & every one of you that walk through her door and wouldn’t have her life any other way.

Truly deserves a Nobel prize…you deserve it babe

 

[Dan]

No words

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THE LIFE OF A LASH TECHNICIAN
(By Kimberley - Director of Lash Palace)

•She examines your face shape, eye shape/size/distance between, lid space, brow shape, and natural lash line to determine the best custom design for YOU.

•She uses math 200+ times per client to choose the right diameter, length, dimension for every single one of your natural lashes to not cause damage. Her hands cramp, her arms get stiff, and her back always hurts.
At the end of the day she feels exhausted because of the position she’s in for hours on end.

•She singles out one natural lash and delicately and perfectly glues the perfect extension or fan to it without touching the skin, but keeping it half of a millimeter away...75-100 times per eye...per client.

•She works against the clock sometimes because you honestly need more than what qualifies as a fill, but it’s Friday and Girl’s Night Out means your lashes need to be perfection... She strategically places more volume in one spot to even you out due to uneven shed..

•She spends an hour plus with you every other week & She’s invested in your life story.

•She’s one of the first to know you’re pregnant!

•She cries with you through hard times.

•She thinks about you long after your appointment because she cares ❤

•She works when she’s sick because there is no calling off when you work with personal appointments.

•She misses her son’s school excursions to be there for her clients.

•She makes extremely close connections with her clients and spends all of her social energy on them.

•She doesn’t get “vacation days” because people need her in order to feel beautiful and she loves it, she also hasn’t eaten lunch the past three days because she’s had no time between clients.

•She spends hours researching new techniques and the latest products to ensure she’s giving you the very best.

•Her life revolves around lashes and running her business.

•She walks a fine line between staying professional and becoming your best friend.


She loves each & every one of you that walk through her door and wouldn’t have her life any other way.

wtf is that...