Toast The Legend of Emo/Lego Head Stats Man

[Dark Avenger]

Some details confirmed by Robbo on FB:
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Hopefully his surname is Urie...

 

[stEdy]

* yeah Systems Administrator

 

[schmuttt]

Imagine the poor bastard trying to teach meathead ex footy players how to use an iPad.

 

[Dark Avenger]

Starting to feel a little creepy as I now know so much about him. He used to barrack for Hawthorn & he plays/played Bass in a band. I preferred it when their was mystique surrounding him.

 

[djpaulydemon]

Nice. I'm gonna go on Linked In and endorse his system admin skills.

Also he has been there since 2014... head hunted by Roosy and Jackson I assume, as a prodigious teenage systems administrator

 

[Klyntonius]

The problem with him being the system administrator is it's way harder to link with puns and songs.

 

[Bluelegs]

Some details confirmed by Robbo on FB:
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Hopefully his surname is Urie...

I'm pretty sure I applied for that job on Seek last year lol.

 

[Crimson Azure]

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How forced is that smile?

 

[Crimson Azure]

In view of the fact we now know his role at the club he has joined a new band:

System of a download

 

[Dancing Potato]

My Chemical Bandwidth
Log Out Boy
Jimmy Eat World Wide Web
Panic! At The Disc Drive
Motherboard Confessional
Click-182

Nah, this still works.

 

[Tulip]

Panic! At The Disc Drive

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dory_77]

He looks pretty fly... For a byte guy



I'll see myself out.

 

[Dark Avenger]

Found his band.
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[Klyntonius]

Found his band.
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Feels so creepy that you found this, haha.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Agreed.

Thread title to be changed to The Legend of Emo Stat Man.

Please and thank you.

Bit late DP, but finally changed it for you.

 

[Dark Avenger]

Feels so creepy that you found this, haha.

 

[Dark Avenger]

Didn't notice him at Casey on Friday. With all the cutbacks the club has undergone can anyone confirm he still works for us?

 

[mrmonkey]

Didn't notice him at Casey on Friday. With all the cutbacks the club has undergone can anyone confirm he still works for us?

Maybe his music career kicked off and is busy on his virtual world tour?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

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Holy s**t everyone!!

I went to high school with this guy.

I sat next to him in maths in year 10 and he helped me out a lot because I was pretty dumb.

I won’t give out any of his personal details because some of you will clearly stalk him and I don’t want to deprive the world of this man who clearly wears his heart on his sleeve.

 

[Dark Avenger]

Holy sh*t everyone!!

I went to high school with this guy.

I sat next to him in maths in year 10 and he helped me out a lot because I was pretty dumb.

I won’t give out any of his personal details because some of you will clearly stalk him and I don’t want to deprive the world of this man who clearly wears his heart on his sleeve.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

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I knew the MFC legend. AMA.

 

[Proper Gander]

Holy sh*t everyone!!

I went to high school with this guy.

I sat next to him in maths in year 10 and he helped me out a lot because I was pretty dumb.

I won’t give out any of his personal details because some of you will clearly stalk him and I don’t want to deprive the world of this man who clearly wears his heart on his sleeve.

I won’t stalk him, Wise Guy. Honest.

okay so who is he then?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Didn't notice him at Casey on Friday. With all the cutbacks the club has undergone can anyone confirm he still works for us?

I saw him on Saturday after the game, he was one of the last people to go down the race.

That, or we've replaced him with someone with a similar haircut.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

I saw him on Saturday after the game, he was one of the last people to go down the race.

That, or we've replaced him with someone with a similar haircut.

The real brains behind 6-0

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Only a matter of time before people start talking about our real defensive improvement, our network security.