Alastair Lynch
Debutant
You heard Ian talking about how Maverick was a 'hit' at parties the other night, well here is my review of the Lions BF Board Party that occurred recently.
Danni had a drink
LadyLawrence had a few
Ripper spent all night playing twister
Nino ate some glue
Stocka punched up Diggs
Lynchie kicked a goal
SpecialBruce danced the Macarena
While Maverick picked up a mole
BrisGirl started singing songs
Ian wet his pants
BoM was pulling bongs
While Beausgirl yelled cheersquad chants
Adey fell asleep in the corner
He even missed Cjwalkley fall into the pool!
Luthor lost his pr0n-star shirt
Keatings_gal screamed like a silly little fool!
Haggis and Irish regularly threw their guts
Because Lioness spiked the punch
Denno and Slax ate all the sausage rolls
While Jethro, the dag, ate a cut lunch
Danni had a drink
LadyLawrence had a few
Ripper spent all night playing twister
Nino ate some glue
Stocka punched up Diggs
Lynchie kicked a goal
SpecialBruce danced the Macarena
While Maverick picked up a mole
BrisGirl started singing songs
Ian wet his pants
BoM was pulling bongs
While Beausgirl yelled cheersquad chants
Adey fell asleep in the corner
He even missed Cjwalkley fall into the pool!
Luthor lost his pr0n-star shirt
Keatings_gal screamed like a silly little fool!
Haggis and Irish regularly threw their guts
Because Lioness spiked the punch
Denno and Slax ate all the sausage rolls
While Jethro, the dag, ate a cut lunch