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A11dAtP0w3R · Oct 15, 2020

Who wouldn't want McGovern and his ludicrously over priced contract?

00Stinger · Oct 22, 2020

According the Carlton board we will happily give up Oliver for Wines

And Carlton get Oliver for just pick 3

So let's see if this is a WIP

Wines to Demons
Oliver to Carlton
Pick 7 and Fantasia to Port
2nd rounder to *

Does Saad become part of the trade? Interesting

00Stinger · Oct 22, 2020

Williams, Saad, Oliver, Wines & Merrett all to join Carlton in 2021

A player manager has said that he is hearing the same three names being linked to us - Wines, Oliver & Merett.

ImissFrosty · Oct 22, 2020

00Stinger said:
Williams, Saad, Oliver, Wines & Merrett all to join Carlton in 2021

ah yes and of course keep Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, McKay and the recently re-signed De Koning. This Carlton team could be the best team ever!

Topkent · Oct 22, 2020

00Stinger said:
Williams, Saad, Oliver, Wines & Merrett all to join Carlton in 2021

s**t yeah,

Saad on 800, Williams 800, Oliver 1.2, Wines 800 and Merrett 1m

About 5m in salary cap there

Salary cap is being cut due to covid and carlton do that

Catfish blue · Oct 22, 2020

00Stinger said:
Williams, Saad, Oliver, Wines & Merrett all to join Carlton in 2021

Hmmm trust me it meant all 3 were coming lmao. Love Melbourne supporters.

Tulip · Oct 22, 2020

"[We] believe there’s a great nucleus of youth to build around and add to including the likes of Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age
26

Ht

183cm

Wt
77kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.0

4

K
7.9

3

HB
8.1

5

M
2.4

3

T
3.3

5

CL
2.9

4

D
20.6

5

K
11.0

4

HB
9.6

5

M
2.0

2

T
3.5

4

CL
5.5

5

D
10.0

3

K
5.6

3

HB
4.4

4

M
2.8

3

T
2.4

4

CL
0.2

2

, Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age
24

Ht

190cm

Wt
83kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
11.0

3

K
5.3

2

HB
5.7

4

M
2.1

2

T
3.3

5

CL
0.9

3

D
7.8

2

K
4.0

1

HB
3.8

3

M
1.3

1

T
3.2

4

CL
0.2

2

D
12.8

4

K
6.2

3

HB
6.6

4

M
2.8

3

T
3.8

5

CL
0.4

3

, Nick Larkey

20

Nick Larkey

Age
25

Ht

198cm

Wt
96kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
8.5

2

K
4.6

2

HB
3.9

3

M
3.3

3

T
1.5

3

G
1.4

5

D
7.0

1

K
4.0

1

HB
3.0

2

M
2.0

2

T
1.0

2

G
1.0

4

D
8.8

3

K
4.2

2

HB
4.6

4

M
3.2

4

T
1.4

4

G
0.8

4

, Curtis Taylor

5

Curtis Taylor

Age
24

Ht

188cm

Wt
82kg

Pos.
M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
6.0

1

K
3.0

1

HB
3.0

3

M
1.5

2

T
2.0

4

CL
0.0

1

No current season stats available

D
6.0

2

K
3.0

1

HB
3.0

3

M
1.5

2

T
2.0

4

CL
0.0

1

, Luke Davies-Uniacke

9

Luke Davies-uniacke

Age
24

Ht

188cm

Wt
89kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
13.1

3

K
6.5

3

HB
6.6

4

M
2.5

3

T
2.2

4

CL
2.0

4

D
7.0

1

K
3.0

1

HB
4.0

3

M
2.0

2

T
1.0

2

CL
2.0

4

D
9.8

3

K
5.0

2

HB
4.8

4

M
1.6

2

T
1.8

4

CL
1.2

4

, Bailey Scott

8

Bailey Scott

Age
23

Ht

186cm

Wt
77kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
10.6

3

K
5.8

2

HB
4.9

4

M
3.1

3

T
1.5

3

CL
0.9

3

D
8.0

2

K
5.0

2

HB
3.0

2

M
2.5

3

T
1.8

3

CL
1.3

4

D
11.8

3

K
6.0

3

HB
5.8

4

M
3.6

4

T
1.2

3

CL
0.6

3

, Cameron Zurhaar

44

Cameron Zurhaar

Age
25

Ht

190cm

Wt
91kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
11.2

3

K
6.6

3

HB
4.6

3

M
3.1

3

T
2.9

4

G
1.1

4

D
9.7

2

K
5.9

2

HB
3.9

3

M
2.4

3

T
2.6

4

G
1.1

5

D
10.2

3

K
6.6

3

HB
3.6

3

M
2.2

3

T
1.8

4

G
0.8

4

, Aiden Bonar

16

Aiden Bonar

Age
25

Ht

188cm

Wt
87kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
10.0

3

K
4.8

2

HB
5.3

4

M
2.6

3

T
3.8

5

MG
101.0

2

D
9.5

2

K
4.0

1

HB
5.5

3

M
2.0

2

T
3.5

4

MG
101.0

2

D
10.8

3

K
5.2

2

HB
5.6

4

M
2.8

3

T
4.2

5

, Ben McKay

32

Ben Mckay

Age
26

Ht

202cm

Wt
104kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
7.5

2

K
3.7

1

HB
3.8

3

M
2.7

3

T
1.7

4

MG
77.2

1

D
7.5

2

K
4.5

2

HB
3.0

2

M
2.5

3

T
1.5

2

MG
88.5

2

D
7.0

2

K
3.4

2

HB
3.6

3

M
2.4

3

T
2.0

4

MG
67.8

1

, Kyron Hayden

37

Kyron Hayden

Age
24

Ht

186cm

Wt
87kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
7.7

2

K
3.9

2

HB
3.9

3

M
1.7

2

T
2.0

4

MG
113.7

2

D
8.3

2

K
4.3

2

HB
4.0

3

M
2.0

2

T
1.5

2

MG
113.7

2

D
8.8

3

K
3.8

2

HB
5.0

4

M
1.2

2

T
2.4

4

MG
139.0

3

, Flynn Perez, Jack Mahony

42

Jack Mahony

Age
22

Ht

177cm

Wt
73kg

Pos.
M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
8.4

2

K
2.6

1

HB
5.8

4

M
1.0

1

T
2.2

4

CL
0.0

1

D
8.4

2

K
2.6

1

HB
5.8

3

M
1.0

1

T
2.2

3

CL
0.0

1

D
8.4

3

K
2.6

1

HB
5.8

4

M
1.0

1

T
2.2

4

CL
0.0

1

, Tristan Xerri

38

Tristan Xerri

Age
25

Ht

201cm

Wt
99kg

Pos.
Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D
5.5

1

K
3.0

1

HB
2.5

2

CL
1.0

3

HO
2.5

5

D
5.5

1

K
3.0

1

HB
2.5

2

CL
1.0

3

HO
2.5

5

D
5.5

2

K
3.0

1

HB
2.5

3

CL
1.0

3

HO
2.5

5

and Charlie Comben."

"Mix in some seasoned players in Todd Goldstein

17

Todd Goldstein

Age
35

Ht

201cm

Wt
101kg

Pos.
Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D
13.2

3

K
5.7

2

HB
7.5

5

CL
3.1

5

HO
32.5

5

D
16.7

4

K
9.3

4

HB
7.4

4

CL
7.0

5

HO
32.9

5

D
5.2

2

K
2.6

1

HB
2.6

3

HO
10.0

5

, Jack Ziebell

7

Jack Ziebell

Age
33

Ht

188cm

Wt
89kg

Pos.
D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
19.1

5

K
12.8

5

HB
6.3

4

M
3.8

4

T
4.6

5

MG
369.5

5

D
8.0

2

K
5.0

2

HB
3.0

2

M
3.2

3

T
1.6

3

MG
125.8

2

D
16.2

4

K
11.4

4

HB
4.8

4

M
5.2

5

T
3.0

5

, Robbie Tarrant

6

Robbie Tarrant

Age
34

Ht

196cm

Wt
96kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
14.5

4

K
9.4

4

HB
5.1

4

M
5.3

5

T
1.8

4

MG
284.7

4

D
15.1

4

K
11.9

5

HB
3.3

2

M
4.1

4

T
1.5

2

MG
359.3

5

D
11.0

3

K
6.4

3

HB
4.6

4

M
2.6

3

T
2.4

4

, Ben Cunnington

10

Ben Cunnington

Age
32

Ht

185cm

Wt
88kg

Pos.
M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
21.4

5

K
9.0

3

HB
12.4

5

M
2.9

3

T
4.7

5

CL
5.6

5

D
17.7

4

K
6.0

2

HB
11.7

5

M
2.0

2

T
4.0

5

CL
4.0

5

D
15.8

4

K
6.4

3

HB
9.4

5

M
2.4

3

T
6.2

5

CL
3.0

5

, Josh Walker, Jared Polec

13

Jared Polec

Age
31

Ht

187cm

Wt
86kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
20.6

5

K
12.9

5

HB
7.7

5

M
3.7

4

T
2.9

4

CL
2.0

4

D
20.5

5

K
13.1

5

HB
7.4

4

M
3.4

3

T
3.1

4

CL
2.9

4

D
13.4

4

K
8.0

3

HB
5.4

4

M
3.8

4

T
3.2

5

CL
1.4

4

, Aaron Hall

43

Aaron Hall

Age
33

Ht

185cm

Wt
85kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
19.0

5

K
11.8

4

HB
7.2

4

M
3.6

4

T
3.3

5

MG
268.3

4

D
14.9

4

K
8.9

4

HB
6.0

3

M
2.3

2

T
2.6

4

MG
268.3

4

D
13.2

4

K
8.0

3

HB
5.2

4

M
2.8

3

T
3.6

5

, Kayne Turner

28

Kayne Turner

Age
28

Ht

180cm

Wt
71kg

Pos.
D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
11.3

3

K
5.6

2

HB
5.7

4

M
2.6

3

T
3.5

5

MG
150.3

2

No current season stats available

D
11.0

3

K
6.8

3

HB
4.2

4

M
3.2

4

T
4.8

5

, Taylor Garner

6

Taylor Garner

Age
30

Ht

187cm

Wt
88kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
13.2

3

K
6.8

3

HB
6.4

4

M
3.5

4

T
3.2

5

G
0.7

4

No current season stats available

D
9.6

3

K
4.4

2

HB
5.2

4

M
1.6

2

T
2.6

4

G
0.4

3

, Luke McDonald

11

Luke Mcdonald

Age
29

Ht

189cm

Wt
87kg

Pos.
Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.9

4

K
9.6

4

HB
7.3

5

M
3.8

4

T
2.7

4

MG
317.1

4

D
14.1

3

K
7.3

3

HB
6.9

4

M
2.4

3

T
3.3

4

MG
205.0

3

D
19.2

5

K
10.2

4

HB
9.0

5

M
3.2

4

T
3.6

5

, Jed Anderson

17

Jed Anderson

Age
30

Ht

179cm

Wt
81kg

Pos.
M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.3

4

K
7.8

3

HB
8.5

5

M
2.2

2

T
4.7

5

CL
3.0

4

D
17.0

4

K
10.5

4

HB
6.5

4

M
2.7

3

T
4.8

5

CL
3.7

5

D
10.2

3

K
6.0

3

HB
4.2

4

M
1.6

2

T
2.6

4

CL
1.4

4

and Trent Dumont

43

Trent Dumont

Age
28

Ht

186cm

Wt
86kg

Pos.
Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D
19.9

5

K
10.5

4

HB
9.4

5

M
3.3

3

T
4.1

5

CL
2.6

4

D
20.1

5

K
10.4

4

HB
9.7

5

M
3.4

3

T
3.9

5

CL
2.4

4

D
9.6

3

K
5.6

3

HB
4.0

3

M
0.6

1

T
4.4

5

CL
2.6

5

, and we have a great list full of flexibility and a lot of excitement."

From North's letter to the fans regarding Shaw's departure.

Dory_77 · Oct 22, 2020

Tulip said:
From North's letter to the fans regarding Shaw's departure.

Reminds me of that Schwab effort on Whiteboard Wednesday talking about getting blokes to 80-100 games and we're set.

markm106 · Oct 22, 2020

Strap yourselves in for Trade Radio. SEN today, Oliver to Carlton. Wines to Melbourne. Fantasia to Port. Kennedy to Essendon. So Carlton Trade Kennedy for Oliver. OKM8.

Grimesy87 · Oct 22, 2020

Haha Carlton supporters are an intolerable bunch when they are not making finals at the best of times. But now that they are making finals, intolerable.

*Checks notes*

Finished below Melbourne who we all acknowledge are shithouse. Not only this year but 5 of the past 6 years.

Toump Ass · Oct 22, 2020

I love the details in the Oliver rumours on the Carlton board.
He got in a punch on with Viney and was upset that the club announced Viney's re-signing. He cracked the shits at coming 5th in our best and fairest. Melbourne want him gone because of his "off field attitude". And (best of all) he wants to play finals.

The only reason he hasn't been linked to Carlton is money, which would literally be the only reason he'd leave.

schmuttt · Oct 23, 2020

The funniest bit is these campaigners have lost their last 5 against us

markm106 · Oct 24, 2020

Surely Melbourne deal here and now for Oliver!! If he wants out u take what u can get now for him, rather than next year you may get less imo

Apparently we should take what we can get now. I assume that’s whatever is left after trading Saad in. And a non best 22 blues player.

CWaffles · Oct 24, 2020

markm106 said:
Surely Melbourne deal here and now for Oliver!! If he wants out u take what u can get now for him, rather than next year you may get less imo

Apparently we should take what we can get now. I assume that’s whatever is left after trading Saad in. And a non best 22 blues player.

Yeah let's get what we are given hey?

Next year there will be more suitors if he wants out, Geelong will certainly be all over him.

Grimesy87 · Oct 25, 2020

brayshaw - polec straight swap if you want to go the player swap route With us taking on some of polec’s wage [/QUOTE said:
This poster might be a bit too close to the injecting rooms I think.

Grimesy87 · Oct 25, 2020

Also I don't know how to quote from other threads but anyway

00Stinger · Oct 26, 2020

As bad as Carlton supporters are, they have nothing on the Richmond nuff nuffs once they start winning

2020 AA players wouldn't get a game in the current Richmond team apparently. Cotchin is possibly the greatest captain of all and is a better player than Dangerfield (which pretty much makes him a top 3 player in the league)

Tulip · Oct 26, 2020

They have won 3 out of the last 4 tbh, their arrogance is pretty justified. Their system is perfect.

Grimesy87 · Oct 26, 2020

Gary buckenara calling Petracca a B grader in his hearald sun list assessment might be peak nuffie levels not seen before.

Topkent · Oct 26, 2020

Grimesy87 said:
Gary buckenara calling Petracca a B grader in his hearald sun list assessment might be peak nuffie levels not seen before.

Jesus, just say you don't watch footy mate.

Grimesy87 · Oct 26, 2020

Topkent said:
Jesus, just say you don't watch footy mate.

For what it's worth..

Topkent · Oct 26, 2020

Grimesy87 said:
For what it's worth..

That list is just rubbish lol

Jordie_tackles · Oct 26, 2020

Grimesy87 said:
Gary buckenara calling Petracca a B grader in his hearald sun list assessment might be peak nuffie levels not seen before.

Was coming here to say exactly this.... wtf is he smoking.

Even more so after reading this....Petracca not Elite on any list?

WHAT THE RATINGS MEAN:

A-grade: Elite player on any AFL list

B: Top 10-18 player on most lists

C: An 18-30 player on a list

Grimesy87 · Oct 26, 2020

Jordie_tackles said:
Was coming here to say exactly this.... wtf is he smoking.

Even more so after reading this....Petracca not Elite on any list?

WHAT THE RATINGS MEAN:

A-grade: Elite player on any AFL list

B: Top 10-18 player on most lists

C: An 18-30 player on a list

Effectively, Oliver and petracca aren't too 10 on any list.

Meth... Hell of a drug.

Toump Ass · Oct 26, 2020

Grimesy87 said:
For what it's worth..

10/10 Troll.

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