Family & Relationships The matchmaking thread.

[Zouz Kitty]

She's locked in my basement. I will give you my Paypal details and for a small fee , she will be yours again

Nah, you can keep her! She is too much competition for us plainer Cats, being too pretty n all

 

[Teriyakicat]

My preference anyway. (FYI I'm 6 one & 80kg - no moobs but please keep my shameful secret just that a secret! I implore you)

You might have to delete that post- we don't want just ANYONE to see that. Squishy and I can keep your secret but don't let df or the Pivot get a whiff of it!

 

[Teriyakicat]

They don't have to be famous lol just rich - Frank Costa would do very nicely, but he is taken + Alex Popescu is an angel now so he's off my list too. Does he have a son in my age group?

probably a grandson, lol- he was pretty ancient

 

[manboob]

She's locked in my basement. I will give you my Paypal details and for a small fee , she will be yours again

I didn't know you were Austrian!

 

[Teriyakicat]

My preference anyway. (FYI I'm 6 one & 80kg - no moobs but please keep my shameful secret just that a secret! I implore you)

She would have to be Mrs WoManNoBoobs....

 

[Zouz Kitty]

do i get to pick my groom?

My preference anyway. (FYI I'm 6 one & 80kg - no moobs but please keep my shameful secret just that a secret! I implore you)

Well I am 5'4" + 6'1" wide + my left thigh weighs 80 kgs

 

[Zouz Kitty]

probably a grandson, lol- he was pretty ancient

Yes, which would make his son ancient + the right age for me

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Bad luck guys, I have brainwashed her into becoming a Hawk. Swear on me life I saw her hanging out with Cyril the other day and word on the street is that they've tied the know

 

[Zouz Kitty]

She would have to be Mrs WoManNoBoobs....

But only after they were married!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Bad luck guys, I have brainwashed her into becoming a Hawk. Swear on me life I saw her hanging out with Cyril the other day and word on the street is that they've tied the know

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Bad luck guys, I have brainwashed her into becoming a Hawk. Swear on me life I saw her hanging out with Cyril the other day and word on the street is that they've tied the know

Mustn't be OUR Shell then, because she'd kill herself before following the Poos+Wees!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

knot*

 

[Zouz Kitty]

knot*

She tied the knot of her noose you mean?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Mustn't be OUR Shell then, because she'd kill herself before following the Poos+Wees!

She was actually supporting Hawthorn last year in the granny. (srs)


.......or at least that's what she told me

 

[manboob]

She was actually supporting Hawthorn last year in the granny. (srs)


.......or at least that's what she told me

Lies and scandal!

 

[James1970]

Where am I?

Feels like those mid-90s after a bender and I've woken up in a suburb I never knew existed...

 

[Zouz Kitty]

She was actually supporting Hawthorn last year in the granny. (srs)


.......or at least that's what she told me

Well that's complete bullish!t !!! OUR Shell despises the Poos+Wees! You are a big liar, liar, pants on fire! Begone before I add you to our Poos+Wees VooDoo doll!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Where am I?

Feels like those mid-90s after a bender and I've woken up in a suburb I never knew existed...

You are in the MatchMaking Thread, James! Aka as MrStinky's Swingers' Club! We need to know if you are single, your preferences + your vital stats! Spill!

 

[manboob]

She was actually supporting Hawthorn last year in the granny. (srs)


.......or at least that's what she told me

Shell is this true!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Bad luck guys, I have brainwashed her into becoming a Hawk. Swear on me life I saw her hanging out with Cyril the other day and word on the street is that they've tied the know

Bloody hell! That was quick!! Usually it takes a lifetime to brainwash someone into converting to the Hawks (most of the time is spent looking for the brain, I hear!)

 

[Teriyakicat]

Mustn't be OUR Shell then, because she'd kill herself before following the Poos+Wees!

Maybe that's why she needed that knot!

Come on Stratton_Gun we're onto you now. Tell us the truth!!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Well I am 5'4" + 6'1" wide + my left thigh weighs 80 kgs

ROFL!!!
Seriously!!!

Almost fell off my chair and can barely see through the tears!!

EDIT- does your thigh have boobs? Maybe you can match it up with Manboob!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Bloody hell! That was quick!! Usually it takes a lifetime to brainwash someone into converting to the Hawks (most of the time is spent looking for the brain, I hear!)

 

[Teriyakicat]

err.. sorry. That wasn't very nice of me, was it? Particularly as you've been a lot of fun posting in this thread..
I apologise.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Shell is this true!

Here, moobsy, I've found something belonging to you