Family & Relationships The matchmaking thread.

[Stratton_Gun]

err.. sorry. That wasn't very nice of me, was it? Particularly as you've been a lot of fun posting in this thread..
I apologise.

Don't misinterpret my gifs as anger. I just like gifs
For example here's one I found on MISC

 

[Teriyakicat]

Yes, which would make his son ancient + the right age for me

You just want a rich old man, so he drops off the perch and leaves you all his money, don't you?
If you're looking for a bloke just about falling off the perch, you might be interested in this guy

 

[Teriyakicat]

Don't misinterpret my gifs as anger. I just like gifs
For example here's one I found on MISC

Nah, I knew you were just kidding. I wasn't worried
Love Ernie and Bert Thanks!!

 

[Teriyakicat]

She tied the knot of her noose you mean?

Great minds- I am struggling to keep up with the posts, as I'm laughing so hard. Poor James1970 must be still wondering what's hit him! Sorry for dragging you in here, James

 

[Teriyakicat]

Hmm- I just got it... "HANGING" out with Cyril - that's why she needed the KNOT!!!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

If that's the case Teriyakicat you'll like this

 

[Zouz Kitty]

ROFL!!!
Seriously!!!

Almost fell off my chair and can barely see through the tears!!

EDIT- does your thigh have boobs? Maybe you can match it up with Manboob!

YES!!! Even the boobs on my thigh has boobs! + they are hairy boobs too! I think I'd better not say too much more, it will excite darren forssman too much!

 

[darren forssman]

My preference anyway. (FYI I'm 6 one & 80kg - no moobs but please keep my shameful secret just that a secret! I implore you)

you must be a lean mean fighting machine.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

You just want a rich old man, so he drops off the perch and leaves you all his money, don't you?
If you're looking for a bloke just about falling off the perch, you might be interested in this guy

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Is he rich?

 

[James1970]

You are in the MatchMaking Thread, James! Aka as MrStinky's Swingers' Club! We need to know if you are single, your preferences + your vital stats! Spill!

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy?

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

 

[darren forssman]

She was actually supporting Hawthorn last year in the granny. (srs)


.......or at least that's what she told me

there wasnt great choice....i at least respected the hawks.

 

[Teriyakicat]

If that's the case Teriyakicat you'll like this

haha- I've seen a similar gif with Patrick (from Spongebob) in the back Makes me laugh!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy?

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

Thanks James- we'll put that into the Big MatchMaking Computer and let you know your Perfect Match... later. I've got to go and pick up my daughter, so stay tuned!! Maybe SquishyKitty will take over here.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Is he rich?

Judging by the price tags on those things, I'd say so- we can always sell his kids!

 

[Pivo]

Must've had work to do- he sometimes does

Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!!

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board.

 

[darren forssman]

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy?

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

sounds like someone i know.....

 

[Teriyakicat]

Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!!

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board.

Just had to open it up for some new blood, I think, Pivot. Glad to see you now have some more free time to help with the matchmaking. See if you can help James. I DO have to go...

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy?

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

Good luck James! I hope you meet MsPerfectlyRight

 

[Pivo]

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy?

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!!

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board.

Excellent news!

Now that Teriyakicat + I are here Pivot, this thread will continue to explode! + we have found another single male!

Roll up girls - catgal23 + karencatsfan - we have found a new single male!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.

I did wonder at that too! + then he also has a foot fettish!

 

[James1970]

Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.

Advice to the young - neat hand writing makes reading the love letters alot easier when all alone and teary eyed.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Speaking of handwriting, it made me think of the different types of handwriting, cursive, D'Nealian + there is another name for long hand, which I can't remember + it's driving me nuts! Can anyone think of what it is?

 

[James1970]

I did wonder at that too! + then he also has a foot fettish!

Did-did-did someone say f-f-f-foot fetish?

At least I'm not Fritz Lang.

 

[Pivo]

Excellent news!

Now that Teriyakicat + I are here Pivot, this thread will continue to explode! + we have found another single male!

Roll up girls - catgal23 + karencatsfan - we have found a new single male!

Finding single males is like shooting fish in a barrel* around here.

The problem is there are no single females.

I'm sure you can see the problem for those single, hetro blokes out there.






*Actually they die from the shockwave but...meh.