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Family & Relationships The matchmaking thread.

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err.. sorry. That wasn't very nice of me, was it? Particularly as you've been a lot of fun posting in this thread..
I apologise.
Don't misinterpret my gifs as anger. I just like gifs
For example here's one I found on MISC
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ROFL!!!
Seriously!!!

Almost fell off my chair and can barely see through the tears!! :D

EDIT- does your thigh have boobs? Maybe you can match it up with Manboob! :)
YES!!! Even the boobs on my thigh has boobs! + they are hairy boobs too! I think I'd better not say too much more, it will excite darren forssman too much!
 
You are in the MatchMaking Thread, James! Aka as MrStinky's Swingers' Club! We need to know if you are single, your preferences + your vital stats! Spill!

Oh, match-making - in Big Footy? :confused:

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.
 
Oh, match-making - in Big Footy? :confused:

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.
Thanks James- we'll put that into the Big MatchMaking Computer and let you know your Perfect Match... later. I've got to go and pick up my daughter, so stay tuned!! Maybe SquishyKitty will take over here.
 

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Must've had work to do- he sometimes does ;)
Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!! :eek:

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board. :cool:
 
Oh, match-making - in Big Footy? :confused:

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.

sounds like someone i know.....
 
Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!! :eek:

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board. :cool:
Just had to open it up for some new blood, I think, Pivot. Glad to see you now have some more free time to help with the matchmaking. See if you can help James. I DO have to go...
 
Oh, match-making - in Big Footy? :confused:

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.
Good luck James! I hope you meet MsPerfectlyRight :hearts:
 
Oh, match-making - in Big Footy? :confused:

Single? I would say so, at present, but I'm going out in 10 minutes...

Preferences? Neat handwriting, veg, can sleep with a dog in the bed, doesn't mind her feet getting fussed over by an expert.

Vital Stats? Can maintain possession along the half-back, good at the pressure in and under, neat finisher.
Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.
 

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Well, the government has graciously provided me with an additional 5 years to spread my workload across.

So that frees up a bit of my time.

My, hasn't this thread suddenly exploded!! :eek:

Problem is, I already had this on the Geelong board. :cool:
Excellent news!

Now that Teriyakicat + I are here Pivot, this thread will continue to explode! + we have found another single male!

Roll up girls - catgal23 + karencatsfan - we have found a new single male!
 
Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.
I did wonder at that too! + then he also has a foot fettish! o_O :oops: :eek: :confused: :straining:
 
Gotta be honest, when I think of things I would like in a woman (other than me), neat handwriting isn't one of the first things that springs to mind.

Advice to the young - neat hand writing makes reading the love letters alot easier when all alone and teary eyed. :cry:
 
Speaking of handwriting, it made me think of the different types of handwriting, cursive, D'Nealian + there is another name for long hand, which I can't remember + it's driving me nuts! Can anyone think of what it is?
 
Excellent news!

Now that Teriyakicat + I are here Pivot, this thread will continue to explode! + we have found another single male!

Roll up girls - catgal23 + karencatsfan - we have found a new single male!
Finding single males is like shooting fish in a barrel* around here.

The problem is there are no single females.

I'm sure you can see the problem for those single, hetro blokes out there.






*Actually they die from the shockwave but...meh.
 

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