Analysis The Matt Taberner effect

[BarbieITFC]

Ha, great listen. The origin, and meaning behind, his 'Autumn Leaves' nickname.

And Tabs relationship to food is very... unique. Picky seems an understatement.

And pancakes hey... food of champions.

I was glad to hear someone come out publicly against bananas - I swear every time I say I strongly dislike bananas and their smell makes me gag - people react like I’ve said I’d like to kick a puppy!!

That said, a punnet of blueberries for your last meal on earth - just odd.

 

[Ge3ks]

That said, a punnet of blueberries for your last meal on earth - just odd.

Hates fruit. But would happily die with Blueberries in his gut.

I can see why his teammates love him while simultaneously being perplexed by him. Ha.

 

[Cesoir]

I was glad to hear someone come out publicly against bananas - I swear every time I say I strongly dislike bananas and their smell makes me gag - people react like I’ve said I’d like to kick a puppy!!

That said, a punnet of blueberries for your last meal on earth - just odd.

I've always hated bananas since that week I spend at Uncle George's as a kid

 

[MadEyeEmmy]

Yeah bananas ******* suck. They stink and the texture is just wrong.

That said, banana cake and banana bread go down a treat with a little flat white on the side.

 

[wayToGo_]

B1 is ok but B2 is a dick.

 

[Ge3ks]

Screw you guys. And Tabs. Bananas rule.

 

[GingerDocker]

I've always hated bananas since that week I spend at Uncle George's as a kid

 

[MadEyeEmmy]

I've always hated bananas since that week I spend at Uncle George's as a kid

……not sure I like the sound of this

 

[Joao]

He wasn't as strange as I thought he would be. Think you'd need to spend a week with him to get the full picture.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

He wasn't as strange as I thought he would be. Think you'd need to spend a week with him to get the full picture.

I've been around that type. Tabs is clearly quick witted and "intelligent" but thinks about things in different ways to others. Would say some hilarious s**t on the regular you imagine, case and point "punnet of blueberries"

 

[MadEyeEmmy]

I think he was trying not to be strange due to the cameras. But he slipped with the blueberries and the Disney plug.

 

[Cesoir]

……not sure I like the sound of this

Yeah, he had a banana plantation in Carnarvon and I think we overdosed on the damn things - never liked them since.

 

[WaywardSonSon]

Yeah bananas ******* suck. They stink and the texture is just wrong.

That said, banana cake and banana bread go down a treat with a little flat white on the side.

To truly appreciate a banana in it's unadulterated glory, one must enjoy a chocolate-coated frozen banana, after having completed the banana plantation tour in Carnarvon! Ohhhhh boooy!

 

[mightymouse75]

Banana /& iced coffee = heaven

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Banana haters to the left

 

[Freomaniac]

Kicked 3 goals and 1 behind on the weekend.

Beat McGovern in a one on one marking contest too. Glad he is back

 

[MadMundy]

Showed us how important he is to the team.

 

[Stronzo]

Gun.

 

[samFFC]

"Bully boy beats up on gallant Eagles"
-The West, probably

 

[nurries]

makes such a difference to our forward structure, even if not kicking goals he is keeping a good defender busy

 

[poshman]

Looked classy and strong. He is a massive out structurally when he isn't playing.

Now to try and keep him on the park for the remainder of the year. 40+ goal season if we can.

 

[samFFC]

Looked classy and strong. He is a massive out structurally when he isn't playing.

Now to try and keep him on the park for the remainder of the year. 40+ goal season if we can.

Unless Fyfe or Walters is playing one out I feel Tabs will go 50+ this year. Need him to kick a winning score.

 

[GingerDocker]

That's possibly his best game, first up, after a long injury spell.

Hopefully that means he still has a bit of improvement in him over the remainder of the season.

 

[nurries]

He kicked 37 goals in 15 games last year nearly 2.5 pg. If he can stay on the park for the rest of the year and kick 40 + goals that would be a great result.

 

[Eski3]

By far our most important player