The Matthew Lloyd caption thread

[skipjack]

"Nathan Brown is such a ****-tease. He sure ACTED gay."

"I hope the producers of "It Takes Two" see this shoot. Lisa and I would have it in the bag."

 

[Bombermania]

"Nathan Brown is such a ****-tease. He sure ACTED gay."

"I hope the producers of "It Takes Two" see this shoot. Lisa and I would have it in the bag."

My wife is H-O-T
My Club is Successful
I'm on the way to kicking a 1000 Goals

 

[Godfrey Jones]

hahahaha bomber fans are so lame

 

[howiehowie]

hahahaha bomber fans are so lame

i lol'd

 

[Tambu]

"I like balls"

 

[Amazing Bombers]

hahahaha bomber fans are so lame

Not so when compared to this guy-

 

[super_phaser]

"Life sure is harder these days without a dominant midfield getting me the footy, a la 2000. I dont like it that the footy world now knows that I am no better than a Scott Welsh, Jade Rawlings or Anthony Rocca. Yes, I have been exposed. But its ok, cos I have my darling wife to sing me to sleep every night. "

 

[Godfrey Jones]

"Life sure is harder these days without a dominant midfield getting me the footy, a la 2000. I dont like it that the footy world now knows that I am no better than a Scott Welsh, Jade Rawlings or Anthony Rocca. Yes, I have been exposed. But its ok, cos I have my darling wife to sing me to sleep every night. "

i really doubt he has that much going through his head

 

[Dan Moody]

when they asked to take my photo holding a bar i was expecting it to be knighters

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

"

Ok, this horizontal bar appears sturdy enough. Now all I need is a noose and i'll never have to hear the missus singing ever again!

 

[skipjack]

"It's fun to stay at the Y..."

 

[Mr Lizard]

"I know, I know, 'best coach in the land bar none' they said.
I can't believe it really, FFS, I'd make a better coach.
Oh well, at least I already have a premiership medal..."

 

[bomba4eva]

"I am a superstar and would be the focal point of every forward line in the competition"
"I am not a homosexual, I love vagina. No, really I am being serious"

 

[huggy_b]

Hey Knighta, let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

 

[Thrawn]

"Don't you even think about touching my sexy armpits."

 

[Godfrey Jones]

"I am a superstar and would be the focal point of every forward line in the competition"
"I am not a homosexual, I love vagina. No, really I am being serious"

im starting to question you now

 

[W. Smithers]

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

 

[The Dustbin]

Lonely? Then pick up the phone and call me now, we can relive all of my famous un-earned free kicks.....call me on 1800 DIVE, do it now.

Steven Milne?

 

[TerryWallet]

i'm such a tool

 

[purpleman]

i'm such a tool

I wonder if they make you do this shit at Freo

 

[Bombermania]

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Your comment should read

I look forward to Dick charging threw the Guts to hit me on the chest dead in front (GOAL)

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Just arch your back like this and it gets paid.....every single time.

 

[W. Smithers]

[Meeting the umpires in the room before the game]

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!

When I fling myself forward with no obvious contact from an opposition defender you're going to pay me a free kick.... everytime.

3,2,1 [click] you're back in the room"

 

[Dan Moody]

Your comment should read

I look forward to getting Dick, chewing on his Nuts, to Shi* on my chest dead in front (GOAL)

more like it

 

[topdon]

I'm barring up!!!