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[Billy ray]

Billy ray how did the surgery go?

If I may ask..

Surgery went well. Post surgery been terrible. Elevated heart rate. So high they rang emergency alarm on ward that evening and had dr’s and nurses all rush in.

Nausea. Dizziness. Pain.
She’s not good under anaesthetic and coming out of it.
But fingers crossed another day or so

im over these vending machines and cafe shops here too

 

[Shell]

**** that is so scary.

You think if surgery goes ok, then automatically everything else will.


All the best, hope she is ok.

 

[Shell]

im over these vending machines and cafe shops here too

Take in your own cheese platter like a Melbourne supporter would.

 

[Billy ray]

fu** that is so scary.

You think if surgery goes ok, then automatically everything else will.


All the best, hope she is ok.

Im good under anaesthetic as is everyone i know. But some people are not.

 

[Shell]

Im good under anaesthetic as is everyone i know. But some people are not.

Man.. never watch the episode where the woman who goes under the knife is "aware" but paralyzed and cannot say anything as they operate on her.

I reckon it was one of the most difficult scenes to watch on that show..

 

[Billy ray]

Man.. never watch the episode where the woman who goes under the knife is "aware" but paralyzed and cannot say anything as they operate on her.

I reckon it was one of the most difficult scenes to watch on that show..

That happened to her on her first birth

we told and re told themand made sure they gave her lots. Probably contributed to her feeling crap now but needed to be done

 

[Shell]

That happened to her on her first birth

we told and re told themand made sure they gave her lots. Probably contributed to her feeling crap now but needed to be done

Man- would have to be a damn good anesthesiologist YES spelt it right.. to get that spot on,


I'm assuming that'd be dangerous doing that??

 

[Shell]

I spelt it right first go

 

[ShooterMcGavin8]

Can't stop the night sweats at the moment. Sleeping in my jocks in the air con and still getting them.

 

[Kram]

I spelt it right first go

I can't even say it let alone spell it.

 

[Over The Post]

Man- would have to be a damn good anesthesiologist YES spelt it right.. to get that spot on,

* anaesthesiologist

this ain't 'Murrica

just sayin'

 

[Shell]

* anaesthesiologist

this ain't 'Murrica

just sayin'

Wow. Thank you.

 

[Shell]

I can't even say it let alone spell it.

They say it practically 5 times each episode of Nip/tuck. Thats probably how/why I can say it.

 

[74561347]

They say it practically 5 times each episode of Nip/tuck. Thats probably how/why I can say it.

ive seen every episode of house like 5 times so im pretty much a doctor

 

[Hawk Dork]

ive seen every episode of house like 5 times so im pretty much a doctor

Its nearly always lupis

 

[Shell]

ive seen every episode of house like 5 times so im pretty much a doctor

Yeah... ive seen Nip/tuck at least a half a dozen times.


I reckon I could perform a nose job. Or rhinoplasty. Thats the medical term

 

[74561347]

Yeah... ive seen Nip/tuck at least a half a dozen times.


I reckon I could perform a nose job. Or rhinoplasty. Thats the medical term

i credit house for helping me become the misanthropic drug addict i am today.

can you make me look this this?

 

[Shell]

i credit house for helping me become the misanthropic drug addict i am today.

can you make me look this this?

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Surreee I can.

Will cost you 100k, and several painful surgeries.


That does not happen overnight, that type of face.

 

[Shell]

Srsly tho apparently Nip/tuck is quite accurate (except for the gore) in terms of medical procedure.

Turned me off times a million, ever having that done.

Esp ****. Ugh, the way they just shove em up in there... sew it up... no thanks. Ouch.

 

[Over The Post]

****! ****. Now that's a subject near and dear to my heart. Enhancement and augmentation I can accept quite happily. Stretched to bursting, and/or having circular lumps that look like they are smuggling old-fashioned fire alarm bells, no way Jose. That's indicative of a psychological problem and not a physical one.

Speaking of which, Synthol Man (or Bazooka Arms, to give him his proper title) has had his biceps drained as he was in danger of needing amputation:

 

[74561347]

****! ****. Now that's a subject near and dear to my heart. Enhancement and augmentation I can accept quite happily. Stretched to bursting, and/or having circular lumps that look like they are smuggling old-fashioned fire alarm bells, no way Jose. That's indicative of a psychological problem and not a physical one.

Speaking of which, Synthol Man (or Bazooka Arms, to give him his proper title) has had his biceps drained as he was in danger of needing amputation:

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What a waste of money.

If you want bigger biceps a few weeks of vigorous masturbation should do the trick

 

[Shell]

That happened to her on her first birth

we told and re told themand made sure they gave her lots. Probably contributed to her feeling crap now but needed to be done

Is she feeling alot better now BR?

 

[Billy ray]

Is she feeling alot better now BR?

So so. Ended up staying in hospital for 6 days post surgery which is about the max a patient would have to do. Still on lots of painkillers but hoping by mid next week to wind them back.
After 5 weeks leave I have to start working again monday

 

[74561347]

Started replaying breath of the wild on switch the other day.

Its like a whole new game after getting sick and forgetting about two or three years. Same with books. Re reading things that I've read but it's brand new again.

Its a side benefit of not being able to remember things

 

[Over The Post]

I think my ex got me a book on Alzheimers but if she did I can't remember where I was up to or where I left it.