Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Aiston walking into a pole would be bloody funny - 'So Keith do you agree Port are cash strapped, so you agree with people who say the club is close to going under, do you think you are a drain on the SAN ... *crack* ohhhh that hurt, that really hurt ...'.

But then I always was partial to a bit of slapstick. :D
 

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Graham Cornes reworded last Saturday's article about the Crows and Tippett. Is he a journalist or the Crows defense counsel? He is in contempt of Port. ;)
He is not a journalist. His column in Saturday's 'Tiser is an opinion piece. His affiliation with the Cows as an Adelaide Football Club Ambassador should be declared at the end of the article to give the reader the correct perspective on his opinion.

Interesting that with all that happened in the sporting world last week all Wrinkles could find to write an opinion on was a rehash of his opinion of the previous Saturday that the Cows should not be penalised for draft tampering and salary cap rorting and that Tippex made them do it.
 

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I had my final exam for the year today and I managed to slip in a disparaging remark about the Advertiser. You should all be proud.
Depends on whether it was DTesque or not.

He would write something along the lines of:
What was once believed to be the jewel in the crown of SA media is now widely regarded as being no better than the seed of a Carpentaria palm emerging from the rear end of a flying fox shortly after a meal.
 

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Depends on whether it was DTesque or not.

He would write something along the lines of:
What was once believed to be the jewel in the crown of SA media is now widely regarded as being no better than the seed of a Carpentaria palm emerging from the rear end of a flying fox shortly after a meal.
tribey would have some obscure references to South Australian pop culture that most people would have to google to get.
 
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