"I'm sorry, Reece. We have just played against Charlie's current club - a club I have an extensive history with - and the season is still active, so it would be inappropriate for me to comment in detail. However, I will say that we first approached his management on July 10, 2015, at approximately 1:30PM. I recall it being a cool afternoon in Adelaide; the Alberton Oval turf moist beneath my feet from an earlier storm front, which tracked in a southeasterly direction. While standing on the oval, waiting for our list managers to advise me on their approach, I observed a yellow 2011 Holden Commodore, registration number 2COOL4U, pass along nearby Seventh Avenue. The driver was a middle-aged Caucasian man, with brown hair and green eyes...