Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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We can have up to 2 top 6 double up games. And if Adelaide finish top 6 that's a lock with their mate Gil. We're getting a 2/2/1 split, the worst a middle 6 side can get, bookmark it. If Adelaide finish top 6 they are getting a 2/2/1, the best a top 6 side can get. And somehow out of that an easier draw still. There's more chance of my wife running into a super model and bringing her home to share then Port getting a 1/2/2 double up next year.
I thought the requirement was 1:3:1.

If we finish middle tier we will have 3 double ups against 7-12 teams and if the crows finished top 6 that'd class them as our top 6 side double up.

Maybe I've missed something.
 

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crow fan (in picture): C'mon Dorothy, were going on a road trip
Dorothy: Vonnie and I used to take the trolley to the game!
crow fan: Great, so Ill pick you up at 7?
Dorothy: I remember this used to be marsh land as far as the eye could see!
Andrew Fagan: Hello customers, are you going to the game to kick a vic?!
Dorothy: Andrew I knitted you some new socks!
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Crow fan: are those new slacks?
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Crow fan I forget.

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It looks like something Graeme Goodings would have gone power walking in during the early 90s.
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I've been using the term 'ironically ugly yet fashionable hipster jacket' but I think I'll opt for ''90s era Graeme Goodings potential power walking jacket' instead from now on.

You can never be too obscure in the pursuit of hipsterness.
 

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I thought the requirement was 1:3:1.

If we finish middle tier we will have 3 double ups against 7-12 teams and if the crows finished top 6 that'd class them as our top 6 side double up.

Maybe I've missed something.
Middle six it's:
Minimum of 1, max 2 double ups against top 6
Minimum 2 max 3 against middle 6
Minimum 1 max 2 double ups against bottom 6

So 1/2/2, 1/3/1, 2/2/1 are the possible combinations, from easiest to hardest.
 

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Jacobs, Laird and possibly Talia won't make AA.
Laird absolutely deserves it. Has had a monster year. Will make the 22.
Well, your opinion is objectively wrong. Quote me when the squad is announced so we can all laugh at your ignorance and lack of football knowledge.
Fair enough. If that's the case I will bow to your wisdom.

******.
You can bow to my wisdom now that he's been announced in the squad.

Not long now until he makes the best 22 and you can bow again then.
 

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NUFC, YES.
You can bow to my wisdom now that he's been announced in the squad.

Not long now until he makes the best 22 and you can bow again then.
We shall see. If he doesn't make the 22 It's going to be quite embarrassing for you.
Yeah, Laird is a lock for a backpocket. Is averaging 25dpg for goodness sake.

You couldn't name 2 players they'd pick before him, especially as there isn't a no-name Sydney player to stuff in there for once.
 
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