Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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If anyone had any doubt about why there are no Port Adelaide people on any sports radio shows should have listened to a particular caller on 5CC this arvo. (not a regular listener but couldnt stand the music on another channel).

Yesterday Crowie had a bit a stoush with a caller named Nancy, which crowie got a bit personal so apologised on air and in person to Nancy. This arvo, a crow lady named jill, or julie or jo or something, phoned and said something long the lines "I want to talk to steven. Rowey you are weak as piss, rolling over to that Nancy bitch yesterday. You rolled over like a weak port Adelaide loving ******" at which point she was dumped.

Could you imagine what a port adelaide host would get from the people of this town? mobility scooter drive-by's of their house, knitted horses heads covered in sauce in their beds, organised choirs outside of the studio singing the crows song to drown out any mention of Port Adelaide.
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If anyone had any doubt about why there are no Port Adelaide people on any sports radio shows should have listened to a particular caller on 5CC this arvo. (not a regular listener but couldnt stand the music on another channel).

Yesterday Crowie had a bit a stoush with a caller named Nancy, which crowie got a bit personal so apologised on air and in person to Nancy. This arvo, a crow lady named jill, or julie or jo or something, phoned and said something long the lines "I want to talk to steven. Rowey you are weak as piss, rolling over to that Nancy bitch yesterday. You rolled over like a weak port Adelaide loving ******" at which point she was dumped.

Could you imagine what a port adelaide host would get from the people of this town? mobility scooter drive-by's of their house, knitted horses heads covered in sauce in their beds, organised choirs outside of the studio singing the crows song to drown out any mention of Port Adelaide.

She even called Nancy "that old f@ggot" before she got dumped :eek:
 
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She even called Nancy "that old f@ggot" before she got dumped :eek:
I know. I couldn't believe they let her get that far. They're on delay so they can dump any calls, but they just let her keep talking. It was hilarious that this "lady" got so angry about an 80 year old woman telling Steven Rowe to stop whining.
 
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If anyone had any doubt about why there are no Port Adelaide people on any sports radio shows should have listened to a particular caller on 5CC this arvo. (not a regular listener but couldnt stand the music on another channel).

Yesterday Crowie had a bit a stoush with a caller named Nancy, which crowie got a bit personal so apologised on air and in person to Nancy. This arvo, a crow lady named jill, or julie or jo or something, phoned and said something long the lines "I want to talk to steven. Rowey you are weak as piss, rolling over to that Nancy bitch yesterday. You rolled over like a weak port Adelaide loving ******" at which point she was dumped.

Could you imagine what a port adelaide host would get from the people of this town? mobility scooter drive-by's of their house, knitted horses heads covered in sauce in their beds, organised choirs outside of the studio singing the crows song to drown out any mention of Port Adelaide.
Her name was Jude. Rude Jude. She only phoned in all abusive because Alias Stupid had announced that he had fixed up a date with Nancy, age 82, to make up to her for his on-air crap. He's going to pick her up in his Camry, take her to lunch and learn a bit from a veteran supporter of a Club that was already 63 years old when she was born.
 

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oh dear God i just wandered onto the Adelaide Now site for some "news". Sweet Jesus what are they on and is it harmful in the long term?

I can't believe the delusions that are accepted (published) in this town. I will not stray onto Adelaide media sites again until this shitfest is over (please be really friggen soon)
 

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You get the feeling Walsh would of just got on with the job & understood you can't control the entire industry.
Disagree - Walsh / Fagan / Roo et al have consistently tried to set and control the agenda this year

Typical big fish in a small pond mentality

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A team decides they will poach another teams coach while that team is involved in finals. So out of respect they ring the CEO. So what do they say to the CEO?
"Excuse me, I know you're in the finals and talking to your assistant coach could cause unutterable damage to your finals campaign, but we'd like to discuss employing him as a senior coach next year." And the CEO has basically no choice, he can otherwise say yes, which everyone will know about soon and has to cause some kind of ruction. Or he can say not till finals are over, which will have pretty much the same affect, possibly more as it will be so heavily rumoured both the senior and assistant coaches will be wondering if it's true.
Talk about professionalism all you like but when there is uncertainty in your job it does cause you to think differently. The idea of the handshake agreement is ludicrous, there are 18 teams and most of them will just use any unofficial rule to get a jump on the other teams.
 

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Big Triple-M ute at the servo at the lights with a bunch of people in Triple-M kit holding up "We Drive As One" placards and waving them feverishly at passing motorists.
Triple M were allegedly handing out 'crow care' packs for travellers ... apricot slices, extra wool et al
 

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Big Triple-M ute at the servo at the lights with a bunch of people in Triple-M kit holding up "We Drive As One" placards and waving them feverishly at passing motorists.
'We drive as one'? Carn. At least the 'we fly as one' metaphor makes sense.
 
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