Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Go to Adelaidenow and there is 7 different articles about the same Muppet. It's a deliberate ploy to keep him on side so he doesn't **** them over in the trade. Should be interesting this trade period.
 

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Go to Adelaidenow and there is 7 different articles about the same Muppet. It's a deliberate ploy to keep him on side so he doesn't **** them over in the trade. Should be interesting this trade period.
They are assuming he gives a shit or has enough influence on the trade.
 

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Go to Adelaidenow and there is 7 different articles about the same Muppet. It's a deliberate ploy to keep him on side so he doesn't **** them over in the trade. Should be interesting this trade period.
Yep and the customers are crying if you can be bothered reading some of the comments for the lol factor.
 

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Go to Adelaidenow and there is 7 different articles about the same Muppet. It's a deliberate ploy to keep him on side so he doesn't **** them over in the trade. Should be interesting this trade period.
Yeah was coming here to post the same thing...

seven ... SEVEN different photos of him on the adelaidenow landing page.

#balance #pissant
 

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and out of that, about 3/4 of them will have free tickets.
I know of about 20 people going as I have a lot Westies mates and they all have got free tickets to the game.
So what was the figure for last year's Port v Norwood GF: 38000 was it? If these SNAFL clowns keep putting obstacles in our path, it'd be satisfying to watch this crap competition die without us!!!!
 

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Yep and the customers are crying if you can be bothered reading some of the comments for the lol factor.
One of the comments is magnificent. Appropriately it comes from someone who is called Chris. Here is the comment and one of the answers.

this is from a coach who had no guts to face the crows in this years finals that he stooped soooo low to cheat in the last game so he and his team didn't have to play us SHAME AFL FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN now he comes out with this rubbish ---- shame on him

You might want to check your facts, you've got the wrong Scott!!!

These two comments are from this story which currently has 162 comments.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...o-club-of-choice/story-fnia3xzy-1227545021005
 

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Why would anyone buy a ticket to the Sanfl GF? They have been giving away thousands of them this week. Every person I know within 150kms of Adelaide have somehow been offered or received free tickets to the Sanfl GF - is the same every year (except last year where the fact that the PAFC were playing meant that the tickets actually sold themselves for once)
 

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One of the comments is magnificent. Appropriately it comes from someone who is called Chris. Here is the comment and one of the answers.

this is from a coach who had no guts to face the crows in this years finals that he stooped soooo low to cheat in the last game so he and his team didn't have to play us SHAME AFL FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN now he comes out with this rubbish ---- shame on him

You might want to check your facts, you've got the wrong Scott!!!

These two comments are from this story which currently has 162 comments.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...o-club-of-choice/story-fnia3xzy-1227545021005
hahahahahahahahahaha... this meltdown is friggin awesome!!! :D
 

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My favourite is still the Port Adelaide Seamen
I refer you to this post from the main board.

Feel free to bump that thread, though. I could use more likes.
Well, I know Port used to wear magenta and used to have marine-related nicknames, such as the cockledivers, so how about the Seamen?

It's something tangible, unlike Power, and has historical relevance. It's got so much upside and I can't possibly see any negatives at all with this.

 

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One of the comments is magnificent. Appropriately it comes from someone who is called Chris. Here is the comment and one of the answers.

this is from a coach who had no guts to face the crows in this years finals that he stooped soooo low to cheat in the last game so he and his team didn't have to play us SHAME AFL FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN now he comes out with this rubbish ---- shame on him

You might want to check your facts, you've got the wrong Scott!!!

These two comments are from this story which currently has 162 comments.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...o-club-of-choice/story-fnia3xzy-1227545021005
Are Crows fans deliberately that dopey, or does it just come natural to them? :)
 

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Great day. Perfect day to smash beers in the sun.

Normally I'd be keen to do just that at the grand final and barrack for the underdog. But, yeah, nah. F@%k that. This has to be the most underwhelming GF build-up since, well, ever.

Will today's crowd get anywhere near the lowest post-Crows crowd of 24,207 for Dogs v Eagles in 2004?
 

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Thats ok, but being called Magentas with no magenta in the uniform would drive certain people insane.

It'd be like being called the Magpies but not wearing black or white.
Or like being called the Crows with no black in the uniform.
 

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Yep.
  • Damian Barrett = North
  • Jon Ralph = Richmond
  • Robbo = Essendon
  • Gerard Whateley = Geelong
  • Huddo = Geelong
  • Rohan Connolly = Essendon
  • Jake Niall = Collingwood
  • Mike Sheehan = Melbourne
  • Hamish McLachlan = Adelaide
  • Emma Quayle = Essendon
  • Tim & Sam Lane = Carlton
  • Caro = Richmond
  • Hutchy = Geelong
  • Patrick Smith = Essendon
  • Mark Stevens = Footscray
  • Mick Rucci = Port
  • Francis Leach = St Kilda
  • Steve Quartermain = Hawthorn
  • Andy Cap = "Essendon"
  • Warren Partland = Oakdale, Matrics & Contax
I'm pretty sure Gill's creepy little brother is a Geelong supporter.
 

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Jake Neade in a car accident and uninjured (and no traffic infringements issues), but in that context the headline could probably have said something other than 'Port speedster'. That is, in full, 'Port speedster uninjured after car accident'.
At least it's an afl.com.au article with all the facts that totally exonerate Jake. I'd hate to see what spin the cowvertiser would put on it. They wouldn't have to lie but they could trash Jake by leaving a few facts out.
 

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... Will today's crowd get anywhere near the lowest post-Crows crowd of 24,207 for Dogs v Eagles in 2004?
As close as you'll ever get to a certainty. Centrals used to get that weird but well done 'Last night at the Proms' vibe going with big numbers turning up. Union Jacks etc.
 
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