Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Ok, I get it

In other news, can anyone say what Garry Lyon had to go through on the footy show for tipping Adelaide as his certainty to beat us this week?
 
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Ok, I get it

In other news, can anyone say what Garry Lyon had to go through on the footy show for tipping Adelaide as his certainty to beat us this week?
He is coming to Adelaide next week. They are strapping him too a wheel and getting people to throw hot pies at him. They are encouraging Port supporters to get down there and take part. It is 12pm Tuesday.
 

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He is coming to Adelaide next week. They are strapping him too a wheel and getting people to throw hot pies at him. They are encouraging Port supporters to get down there and take part. It is 12pm Tuesday.
Might head down, get myself one of those pies and strap it to a brick.
 

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Cringeworthy. "I did this" "Iwas taught that" "I'm not going to".. I don't think the poor guy even realises how self-centred he sounds. Hard to blame him really with every second person in SA blathering to him about what a superstar he is and the troupe of grown men in the media throwing their knickers at him on a daily basis.

Tell us more about how awesome you are Paddy!
 
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At hospital with her child in a coma a mother asks the doctor what happened.... Doctor replies "Little timmy heard AFL superstar and 4th best player in the league* Paddy Dangerfield said it was ok to get concussed as long as you win the game... Now Timmy has irreversible brain damage."


But seriously don't you think the AFL, who are trying so hard to clean up all issues around concussion might have a slight problem with a player coming out and saying the price of a concussion is ok if you win....
 

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The Secret Diary of Patty D aged 13 and 3/4.

Dear Diary,

Patty loves Patty :hearts:

Signing off now,

Patty D xx
Young Patty D is the sort of guy who films himself having one off the wrist, then watches it back whilst having another off the wrist and marvels at how good he is at it.
 
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I love it.

"I'll cop big hits to win the game"

But you didn't win Patty. In fact, you lost! And you didn't really do very much on gameday, except burn half your disposals, faceplant Wines' shoulder...oh, and getting slammed into the ground...twice...by a 65 kilo kid playing his 3rd AFL game...lol!

You wouldn't know it though, reading that self-congratulatory wank. He doesn't even mention that they lost, or even refer to Port at all. Were the Crows playing against themselves?? :rolleyes:
 
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