Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Why is every sentence a new paragraph... :mad:

Also didn't he run into Ollie Wines instead of


I've certainly copped my share of heavy knocks, including the one which briefly floored me in Showdown XXXIV - courtesy of one of Ollie Wines' broad shoulders.
I won't lie. He is a big boy and hit me hard.
Because if Wines hit him, that would of been head high contact and he would be sitting out a few weeks o_O
 

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"I've certainly copped my share of heavy knocks, including the one which briefly floored me in Showdown XXXIV - courtesy of one of Ollie Wines' broad shoulders."

"I won't lie. He is a big boy and hit me hard."

"My nose would attest to that, courtesy of Wines."

lol what a whinging self-serving load of crap.

three times in one article he tries to intimate that wines hit him. wines wasnt even looking at nor moving when patty ran into him,

patty, you are a big cry baby.

i would quote the references he makes to him being brave and putting his head over the ball to win it but that would involve me quoting the entire article.

seriously, if anyone can quote one sentence where patty doesnt describe his own braveness in attacking the ball or how ollie wines hit him then ill eat my hat. what a loser.
 

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this one time, i walked into a glass door when i thought it was open.

people tell me i should be more careful but ive always just seen a door and just have to go through it.

it's the way i was brought up.

when that door is there im going to go through it.

im not gonna lie, when that big plate glass hit my face it hurt, but i stood up, and ill go out there and walk through another door tommorow.

when im on the other side of that door the knocks are worth it

i only know one way and thats straight ahead

im not going to change the way i go through doors.
 

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"I've certainly copped my share of heavy knocks, including the one which briefly floored me in Showdown XXXIV - courtesy of one of Ollie Wines' broad shoulders."

"I won't lie. He is a big boy and hit me hard."

"My nose would attest to that, courtesy of Wines."

lol what a whinging self-serving load of crap.

three times in one article he tries to intimate that wines hit him. wines wasnt even looking at nor moving when patty ran into him,

patty, you are a big cry baby.

i would quote the references he makes to him being brave and putting his head over the ball to win it but that would involve me quoting the entire article.

seriously, if anyone can quote one sentence where patty doesnt describe his own braveness in attacking the ball or how ollie wines hit him then ill eat my hat. what a loser.
Exactly, if Wines had hit him, under the current rules of the AFL, he would no longer be eligible for the Rising Star and would be sitting out 2-3 weeks.
 

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its an indictment not just on patty's character but more worryingly on the adelaide media.

why would you take that to print??

how far the journalistic profession has fallen in the last twenty years in every way.
 

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Patty's next article -

"Who's the best footballer here, and why am I ?"
A girl had a chat to Patty once.
He talked about himself for an hour.
Then he said "but enough about me, lets talk about you. How good do you think I am?"
 
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Just listening to SEN. Terry Wallace is having his say. My god how cringe worthy is he. A crap coach yet he thinks he is an expert AFL comments man. Bloody aweful. Give me 5AA and the Crows pillocks.
 
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