Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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In the 5 mins I listened to AA this arvo I heard an 07 joke and Stupid claim the crows will be this years bolter for the top 4. I listened and I got what I deserved.

PS is the guy who does the traffic report pissed??
Yes, yes you did. No sympathy here.

I would make a comment on the traffic guy however since I can't be sure he's not mentally disabled I'll leave it at that
 

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In the 5 mins I listened to AA this arvo I heard an 07 joke and Stupid claim the crows will be this years bolter for the top 4. I listened and I got what I deserved.

PS is the guy who does the traffic report pissed??
He loves the 07 jabs doesn't he... it's funny he finds no humour in 15 years without a GF or Triggy quips
 

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In the 5 mins I listened to AA this arvo I heard an 07 joke and Stupid claim the crows will be this years bolter for the top 4. I listened and I got what I deserved.

PS is the guy who does the traffic report pissed??
The only 'bolting' the Crows are gonna do is bolting the door on their chances of winning a flag in the next decade.
 
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Your answer is in that paragraph you quoted. It says from outside the 8 to top 4. Whist we were definitely a bolter we don't fit that criteria.
I didn't write we should be on the list but get an honourable mention ... y'know like Freo and Sydney.

We more than doubled our number of wins from 2012, increased our percentage by 25 percentage points, jumped from 14th to 7th (and at 14th had half the number of wins of the 13th placed team) and went from recognised basket case to respected competitor in one season. That's worth some recognition in an article about bolters. Especially compared to what Melbourne did, the club at the start of 2013 we were most likely to be compared to in the media.
 

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Yes, yes you did. No sympathy here.

I would make a comment on the traffic guy however since I can't be sure he's not mentally disabled I'll leave it at that
Nursed for years in brain injury/stroke rehab wards so I guess I'm not always a insensitive campaigner. He speaks crystal clear in the mornings. Either way good luck to him.

Boner had GC in the top 4 so I guess that almost makes him as stupid as Stupid.
 

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Just herd wrinkles on the radio , what in SA history has he not blamed Port Adelaide for?

I mean the jumper fiasco our fault.

The demise of the Sanfl ports fault.

The state bank fiasco , ports fault.
The 1954 earthquake was Port's fault too. Don't even get me started on the Australia's entry into WWII.
 

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Just herd wrinkles on the radio , what in SA history has he not blamed Port Adelaide for?

I mean the jumper fiasco our fault.

The demise of the Sanfl ports fault.

The state bank fiasco , ports fault.

The demise of AAMI Stadium was our fault too. Apparently we constantly talked it down.

Of course, the drop off in crowds had absolutely nothing to do with him propagating the myth that crows fans would be taking their lives in their hands every time they attended a Port Showdown, would it.
 

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Just herd wrinkles on the radio , what in SA history has he not blamed Port Adelaide for?
I just happened to have the radio on earlier and heard that he was about to be on. Made a point of turning off beforehand because I knew it would have just make me angry listening to him. Very frustrating when you just want to punch someone and you can't.
 

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Of course, the drop off in crowds had absolutely nothing to do with him propagating the myth that crows fans would be taking their lives in their hands every time they attended a Port Showdown, would it.
I still remember the first time hearing him and KG getting in a real lather about that and thinking that most people would laugh at them.

Aderlaide. I was disappoint.
 

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I just happened to have the radio on earlier and heard that he was about to be on. Made a point of turning off beforehand because I knew it would have just make me angry listening to him. Very frustrating when you just want to punch someone and you can't.
You may have enjoyed McDermott calling him out as an old fool.
 

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Just herd wrinkles on the radio , what in SA history has he not blamed Port Adelaide for?

I mean the jumper fiasco our fault.

The demise of the Sanfl ports fault.

The state bank fiasco , ports fault.
It's a little known fact the assassin of Archduke Ferdinand of Austria was a Port supporter. Power to the Serbs!
 

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Nursed for years in brain injury/stroke rehab wards so I guess I'm not always a insensitive Syd. He speaks crystal clear in the mornings. Either way good luck to him.

Boner had GC in the top 4 so I guess that almost makes him as stupid as Stupid.
No one is stupider than stupid, bolted this year . Crowey .... Crows
Brownlow..... Crowey..... Danger
Best pick up...... Crowey.... betts
Winner of the state election...Crowey..... The bloody team for all south oztralianz....
 
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