Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Unfortunately a work colleague had the sports show on yesterday afternoon. On numerous occasions Rowe kept going on about this weekends game being "Unlosable" for Port. "Ohh they could not lose this game" I don't really see how he has come to this conclusion? By all means Hawthorn has injury concerns, but there the reigning premiers and currently sitting 2nd on the ladder so they are not exactly at rock bottom. They will also be playing 14 or so premiership players wont they? Especially with Hodge and possibly Sewell back. He makes it sound like it is an AFL team playing Flinders Uni.

Compare that to the build up to the Crows game against Collingwood and he was sprouting rubbish playing down any hope the Crows might have. "It would be a miracle for the Crows to win this game" I actually tipped the Crows as I thought they were getting Collingwood at a good time. The Crows were playing for their season and I thought Collingwood might be a little flat. Walker coming back was going to give them a boost and I thought Collingwood missing Brown and Reid could be stretched. I thought Fasolo missing was a blow as he had been giving them a lot of drive out of the back half and takes the pressure off Harry to be the creative outlet. So for me the win was no huge surprise, but Rowe then carried on like it was possibly the best win in the history of world sport.
 

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Unfortunately a work colleague had the sports show on yesterday afternoon. On numerous occasions Rowe kept going on about this weekends game being "Unlosable" for Port. "Ohh they could not lose this game" I don't really see how he has come to this conclusion? By all means Hawthorn has injury concerns, but there the reigning premiers and currently sitting 2nd on the ladder so they are not exactly at rock bottom. They will also be playing 14 or so premiership players wont they? Especially with Hodge and possibly Sewell back. He makes it sound like it is an AFL team playing Flinders Uni.

Compare that to the build up to the Crows game against Collingwood and he was sprouting rubbish playing down any hope the Crows might have. "It would be a miracle for the Crows to win this game" I actually tipped the Crows as I thought they were getting Collingwood at a good time. The Crows were playing for their season and I thought Collingwood might be a little flat. Walker coming back was going to give them a boost and I thought Collingwood missing Brown and Reid could be stretched. I thought Fasolo missing was a blow as he had been giving them a lot of drive out of the back half and takes the pressure off Harry to be the creative outlet. So for me the win was no huge surprise, but Rowe then carried on like it was possibly the best win in the history of world sport.
**** Rowe.
 

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Really? Couldn't he have gotten his valet to do that? I know standards are dropping amongst the servant classes now that it's no longer socially acceptable to give them a good thrashing but I would have thought carrying a chap's injured better half was one of the fundamentals.
He trashed* her for tripping over their dogs - perhaps it was the thrashing that gave her the broken leg†









* there is no actual suggestion he thrashed her
† this is not how she got the broken leg
 

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Unfortunately a work colleague had the sports show on yesterday afternoon. On numerous occasions Rowe kept going on about this weekends game being "Unlosable" for Port. "Ohh they could not lose this game" I don't really see how he has come to this conclusion? By all means Hawthorn has injury concerns, but there the reigning premiers and currently sitting 2nd on the ladder so they are not exactly at rock bottom. They will also be playing 14 or so premiership players wont they? Especially with Hodge and possibly Sewell back. He makes it sound like it is an AFL team playing Flinders Uni.

Compare that to the build up to the Crows game against Collingwood and he was sprouting rubbish playing down any hope the Crows might have. "It would be a miracle for the Crows to win this game" I actually tipped the Crows as I thought they weres getting Collingwood at a good time. The Crows were playing for their season and I thought Collingwood might be a little flat. Walker coming back was going to give them a boost and I thought Collingwood missing Brown and Reid could be stretched. I thought Fasolo missing was a blow as he had been giving them a lot of drive out of the back half and takes the pressure off Harry to be the creative outlet. So for me the win was no huge surprise, but Rowe then carried on like it was possibly the best win in the history of world sport.
He no doubt wants Port supporters to bite, so that if we do lose he can thenceforth engage his verbal diarrhoea mode on how we got ahead of ourselves.

"there are there cracks showing"
"they are not as good as we thought we are"

He's trolling for his own Schadenfreude.
 

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Unfortunately a work colleague had the sports show on yesterday afternoon. On numerous occasions Rowe kept going on about this weekends game being "Unlosable" for Port. "Ohh they could not lose this game" I don't really see how he has come to this conclusion? By all means Hawthorn has injury concerns, but there the reigning premiers and currently sitting 2nd on the ladder so they are not exactly at rock bottom. They will also be playing 14 or so premiership players wont they? Especially with Hodge and possibly Sewell back. He makes it sound like it is an AFL team playing Flinders Uni.
The Crows match against Carlton should be an unloseable game but I bet he want put it out there because in the back of his mind he knows their up & down form could see them just as easily cough up another result to a cellar dweller even after their good win against the Pies.
 

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The Crows match against Carlton should be an unloseable game but I bet he want put it out there because in the back of his mind he knows their up & down form could see them just as easily cough up another result to a cellar dweller even after their good win against the Pies.
He's a deadset troll, and the epitome of why so many people hate the Crows. I really enjoyed his tears after the loss to Melbourne - hopefully there's a repeat at around 7pm on Sunday night!!!
 

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Caro just tried to bring up the stadium deal issue. Rowe's blunt reply - "It's crap. It's not true".
That ******* idiot doesn't realise that the Crows have the potential to be a power club like WCE and Collingwood if they had a good stadium deal.
 

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That ******* idiot doesn't realise that the Crows have the potential to be a power club like WCE and Collingwood if they had a good stadium deal.

He doesn't care. Rowe is an SANFL man first and foremost.
 
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I love the way stupid tries to sound educated and then comes out with a statement like "we will see it come to its fuition"

It is fruition stupid!!
Dumb dumb just struggled to get the word significant out, I think he should stick to 1-2 syllable words.

He then went on his Port supporter rampape saying "those that bring down Adelaide Oval will get both barrels"... ugh Bigfooty needs a facepalm smiley. I liked the one at TPFP, we should find that one & add it to the collection.
 

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He doesn't car. Rowe is an SANFL man first and foremost.
Exactly.

He'd rather see Port sink and the Crows row with one oar than have his beloved Nor'ds disadvantaged by any Adelaide Oval-generated welfare cuts.
 

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Theres a reason Ken is coaching the team that is sitting on top of the ladder and bonehead and stumpy are sitting on the sidelines talking about it.
 
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