Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Goose of the week awards to the FOXTEL commentary team at last week's Suns v Power game. It was about ten minutes into the first quarter before Campbell and co realised that Trengove and Monfries were not out in the side.

Double goose award to Campbell for referring to us as Port Power.
 

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Goose of the week awards to the FOXTEL commentary team at last week's Suns v Power game. It was about ten minutes into the first quarter before Campbell and co realised that Trengove and Monfries were not out in the side.

Double goose award to Campbell for referring to us as Port Power.
I cringed when I heard that. Typical Matty Campbell though, a true Cock and Bear story
 

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Bit of a red-letter day in the cowvertiser. Although Dangerfield had 24 possies at 58% efficiency with 13 contested they finally ran out of patience with him and realised that he was not worth any votes in the Merv Agars Medal. They also referred to him as "Averagefield"(pg 30).
Boak leads the Merv Agars now.
Maybe they have realised he is gone-ski, deserting the sinking ship so to speak, and there is no point fapping him off every chance they get ..
 

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Sorry not footy related, but a story on Channel Ten News tonight had me shaking my head. It was about a fisherman being taken by a crocodile in the NT and they finished off the story with "the albino headed crocodile has been nicknamed 'Michael Jackson'." Possibly a touch insensitive?
 

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Sorry not footy related, but a story on Channel Ten News tonight had me shaking my head. It was about a fisherman being taken by a crocodile in the NT and they finished off the story with "the albino headed crocodile has been nicknamed 'Michael Jackson'." Possibly a touch insensitive?
yeah completely insensitive it was a fisher -man, not a fisher - little boy.
 

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My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well
 

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My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well
By that logic Carlton finished 9th.
 

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stupid in fine form again this arvo... a few minutes ago he responds to R Lyon's claims that they're a 'No excuse football club', during this he asks if Port Adelaide are also a no excuse football and he quickly reply's Port get what we deserve, which is a fair enough comment... he then asks if Adelaide are a 'no excuse football club' bit of a pause then both stupid and meathead laugh. Nearly fell off my chair when I heard him say that. PMSL!
 

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Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone :(
 

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Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone :(
Not sure what Jarman has less of: brains or hair.......
 
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Oh by the way, I have bad news for those of you who bet on Robbie Gray for the Brownlow. They asked Andrew Jarman if he was any chance, and he said 'no'. No elaboration, no explanation as to why the favourite for the coaches award is apparently absolutely zero chance for the Brownlow, just 'no'. Well that's confirmed that, bad luck everyone :(
Surely those two muppets will be axed soon, total rubbish on air.
 

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My little pet Harry Thring once again proves he has the IQ of a sparrow... Honestly who pays this Muppet

"Travis Boak The skipper has backed up his 2013 All Australian season superbly. He's averaged more disposals this year and has led the Power to a higher finish than their eighth place last season."

Ah I get it lets just ignore what the bombers got up to over the last couple of years because that doesn't fit into my 8th place story...

F**k it even better lets just forget about the final series as well
I want our first pick back off Brisbame it was higher than we thought. I'm sure we came fifth.
 
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