Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Hahah. A bunch of depressed kids got rolled by less than a kick on a hot day after coughing up a 5-goal lead in the first 10 minutes.

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Yep, Norwood setting the pace just like the NEAFL Hornets who beat the Swans reserves by a similar margin. We beat Essendons reserves by 10 goals in the early 90's. Dedleggers still spewing they ticked the box next to the cows when the SNAFL did surveys at the footy in '94 asking which AFL side they barracked for.
 

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Shit memory but didn't we not have a proper ruckman on GF day as well?

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Redden or Renouf and we win. Also a one legged Campbell Heath, a 19/20yo full back.

Face it, they limped home against a group of injury ravaged middle aged footballers backed up by inexperienced inconsistent teens, and Steve Summerton.





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Stupid is a Twitter account waiting to happen.

Just tweet his stupid quotes. It's not even parody. Verbatim theatre.

A public record of his unrelenting stupidity.

Borrowing from our esteemed poster, Stephen cRowe - or cRowey - would be the perfect handle.

Only thing is you'd have to listen to his drivel every arvo...
 
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Has been quality listening this morning while doing the gardening. If i facepalm any more though i may need to enforce the concussion rule and sub in the wife.
You're lucky you didn't have an eye out with a hand spade.
 

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Has been quality listening this morning while doing the gardening. If i facepalm any more though i may need to enforce the concussion rule and sub in the wife.
Just remember if you're feeling better within 20 minutes you'll need to come back on for your wife.
 

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Free agency compensation should start at the end of the first round. A good player will be end of first round pick plus a double pick when your normal turn comes.
Normal-ish type player double pick at the second or third round.

If they keep compromising the furst round, plus stuffing it up with crap like Frawley >>>> Franklin everyone will complain and we'll end up with no compensation picks at all. Not sure we want to go there.
 

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Wildy "Why would Gorringe go to Port? He has a much better chance of getting a game at Adelaide"

Mind you their call in audience includes the guy who just said Norwood beat Port in the GF because Norwood had superior fitness to an AFL side is the level they are pitching at.
They seem to appeal to an audience that knows more about the structure of croquet than the AFL. Or is that crochet?
 
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Stupid is a Twitter account waiting to happen.

Just tweet his stupid quotes. It's not even parody. Verbatim theatre.

A public record of his unrelenting stupidity.

Borrowing from our esteemed poster, Stephen cRowe - or cRowey - would be the perfect handle.

Only thing is you'd have to listen to his drivel every arvo...
brilliant idea. Seeing as we're all listening at different times if we all just wrote down a couple and submitted them to whoever runs the Twitter account. It would be a river of comedy gold. Pretty sure it would piss him off because he doesn't like being corrected when he stuffs up.
 

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Stupid is a Twitter account waiting to happen.

Just tweet his stupid quotes. It's not even parody. Verbatim theatre.

A public record of his unrelenting stupidity.

Borrowing from our esteemed poster, Stephen cRowe - or cRowey - would be the perfect handle.

Only thing is you'd have to listen to his drivel every arvo...
I have a Facebook page, Five Double Crow. Any things to post would be appreciated like quotes e.g. PM me here or on FB if you want. We have four admins with the handles cRowey, Bone, Aiston and Penbo
 

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This morning on 5AA Rucci and his mates were talking about how we would go about picking up Ryder in the draft if he became a delisted free agent.
Wrong thread but Ryder is not a free agent of any kind.. He is a disgruntled player with a year left on his contract.
 

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Wrong thread but Ryder is not a free agent of any kind.. He is a disgruntled player with a year left on his contract.
I wasn't listening, but I would assume they were speaking in the event that he is released from his contract, which if it happened would make him a de facto DFA.
 

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Stupid is a Twitter account waiting to happen.

Just tweet his stupid quotes. It's not even parody. Verbatim theatre.

A public record of his unrelenting stupidity.

Borrowing from our esteemed poster, Stephen cRowe - or cRowey - would be the perfect handle.

Only thing is you'd have to listen to his drivel every arvo...
Just saw him crossing the road at henley beach. Took some willpower not to wind down the window and yell out "they are going to get Hinkley! Derp!"
 

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If he has to go to court it probably wouldn't happen on time.
Court action may not be a 100% certainty, but Essendon have recently gone down that path so much that I would be pretty sure that would happen. Which is why trying to make an acceptable trade is of the essence. If we can only get Paddy at the end of his contract he may only have a few years to go.
 

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Stupid is a Twitter account waiting to happen.

Just tweet his stupid quotes. It's not even parody. Verbatim theatre.

A public record of his unrelenting stupidity.

Borrowing from our esteemed poster, Stephen cRowe - or cRowey - would be the perfect handle.

Only thing is you'd have to listen to his drivel every arvo...
Bloody Great idea MP. But I fear the account holder would suffer from RSI - so much info to tweet.
 

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Court action may not be a 100% certainty, but Essendon have recently gone down that path so much that I would be pretty sure that would happen. Which is why trying to make an acceptable trade is of the essence. If we can only get Paddy at the end of his contract he may only have a few years to go.
They have equally started to see what damage their posturing is doing.
 

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I have a Facebook page, Five Double Crow. Any things to post would be appreciated like quotes e.g. PM me here or on FB if you want. We have four admins with the handles cRowey, Bone, Aiston and Penbo
Haha! Nice. Some funny stuff on there.

Were you involved in The Crowvertiser, too? That really riled up the Crowies. IIRC, it kept getting taken down coz the pissants kept complaining to Facebook.

The neverending "Dangerfield's cat" posts was the repetition joke at its finest...

:D
 

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I have a Facebook page, Five Double Crow. Any things to post would be appreciated like quotes e.g. PM me here or on FB if you want. We have four admins with the handles cRowey, Bone, Aiston and Penbo
Liked and sent invites to a few Power friends (and one Cow supporter with a sense of humour).
 

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Haha! Nice. Some funny stuff on there.

Were you involved in The Crowvertiser, too? That really riled up the Crowies. IIRC, it kept getting taken down coz the pissants kept complaining to Facebook.

The neverending "Dangerfield's cat" posts was the repetition joke at its finest...

:D
thanks :) One of my fellow admins said they were taken down permanently after many crowie reportings. Must agree it was a great page but no I didn't have any involvement in it :)
 
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