Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Come on seriously I understand the Crow fanboys having a giant whinge about Koch but Dumb & Dumber seriously won't let it go, it was obvious to all that followed the saga Walsh had the job last Friday when Tredders said the job is his if he wants it.

They got their man can't they just celebrate that rather than whinge about Kochies little jibe about how they want to be just like us which is obviously true.
That's why they are sooking about it. Koch called them out on national television and embarrassed them, forcing Adelaide to call a press conference for today instead of waiting until tomorrow like they wanted to. It makes them look as though they can't keep things in-house. And in this business, perception is reality.

Even when they are doing good things, we can make them look like the rank amateurs that they truly are. Not even their sponsors get the benefit of an exclusive press conference announcement.
 

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Come on seriously I understand the Crow fanboys having a giant whinge about Koch but Dumb & Dumber seriously won't let it go, it was obvious to all that followed the saga Walsh had the job last Friday when Tredders said the job is his if he wants it.

They got their man can't they just celebrate that rather than whinge about Kochies little jibe about how they want to be just like us which is obviously true.
You see we have something that all the Camry sales in the world can not buy. Media immediacy. Koch has 3 hours of national television every morning, he can dictate the news. He can dictate the message, nationally. In one fell swoop he stole their thunder, Bang. All the Ambassadorial circle jerking on a small time Adelaide radio station means nothing. Nobody knows or cares who Rob Chapman is.
 

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They could have got Jeremy Clarkson to coach and he would be raving on like they had gotten exactly the man they wanted. He would be under instruction from his masters to push the 'Walsh' barrow to appease and placate the masses of imbeciles.
 

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Walsh says he was approached for the senior gig AFTER the Prelim Final.

THEY KNEW WHO THEIR MAN WAS ALL ALONG AND THEY GOT THEIR MAN!!!
Would be great if a Bolton coached GCS tipped out the Camries for 8th spot next year :p
 

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Walsh on the topic of pinching anymore staff from Port to bring with him 'they actually made sure that everyone was contracted *chuckles* but no I won't be taking anyone else from Port with me'

Sounds like he'll be after ex Port people at other clubs like Lade, I wonder how the Crows fans will feel about their club becoming Port-lite?
 

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Hmmm Phil Walsh. "Soon as I walked in that door and signed that "contract" I am 100% Adelaide and all 17 clubs are our enemy". (I wonder if he said the same thing to us) Yep or until someone else offers you more money or a better position ;) Good luck in the fish bowl, Phil.

As for Crowie and Bone, you wouldn't expect a lot different.
 

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Walsh on the topic of pinching anymore staff from Port to bring with him 'they actually made sure that everyone was contracted *chuckles* but no I won't be taking anyone else from Port with me'

Sounds like he'll be after ex Port people at other clubs like Lade, I wonder how the Crows fans will feel about their club becoming Port-lite?
Most crowies want to be more like Port.
 

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It's sooo frusterating, isn't it:mad::mad::mad:. The rate that Rowe says things that are either categorically wrong, or make no sense whatsoever is beyond me. At the very least, why can’t they replace Bone with someone who can point out his flawed logic and can pick apart his rubbish arguments? At least that would be entertaining. You can’t even call the Rush Hour a sports show.

Why can’t either one of these radio stations employ a diplomatic football expert with half a f***ing brain? Just one… they can keep the other d***head. How hard can it be?
When I tried to correct him last week or whenever, Bone came in later and despite not being there when the stupid muppet shrilled "they're gunna end up with Ken Hinkley, Ken Hinkley!" Tried to back him up by saying - I know your not like that. The T Shirt I want is a picture of stupid with that statement written across the bottom.
 

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When I tried to correct him last week or whenever, Bone came in later and despite not being there when the stupid muppet shrilled "they're gunna end up with Ken Hinkley, Ken Hinkley!" Tried to back him up by saying - I know your not like that. The T Shirt I want is a picture of stupid with that statement written across the bottom.

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Their team is full of plodders. They've got zero speed aside from Smith. They finished just about where they should have this year.
Yep, they are very slow and aren't anywhere near efficient enough in disposal to make up for their lack of pace.

Will never forget their reactions to the Collingwood thursday night game at Adelaide Oval. Even Sando (on that documentary the night before the grand final) was shown recorded to the players saying how they just beat a top 4 team. Please! Collingwood were absolutely horrendous that night, the Crows didn't win it, Collingwood lost it! Yet the way the Crows media and fans went on about that game, you'd have thought they had just won a final.
 

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I understand the Crow fanboys having a giant whinge about Koch but Dumb & Dumber seriously won't let it go, it was obvious to all that followed the saga Walsh had the job last Friday when Tredders said the job is his if he wants it.

They got their man can't they just celebrate that rather than cry about Kochies little jibe about how they want to be just like us which is obviously true, makes them look so petty again worrying about what Port are doing than what they're doing.
If they weren't being secretive sly campaigners in the first place their whole process would have been transparent and not need a shock reveal.
 

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Is anyone else amused by the Advertiser running with their stupid 'Oh What A Phil-ing' slogan when discussing the cone carrier? When the 'Yes We Ken' slogan was first seen, it was AFTER Hinkley had led the club to consecutive finals series.

What has Walsh done to deserve being promoted as the new lord and savior?
 
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