My morning ritual is to read the paper over breakfast - not because I think it's worth reading, but because it gives me something to do and gets my brain into gear. I think "Hey, I'll be able to read that interview with Paddy this morning."
Then I turn to the back page...and there's Patrick..Dangerfield, smiling like an idiot, looking like a flashlight thanks to his white skin after spending 10 days in Queensland.
One thing did amuse me though, and I quote, "He's obviously a busy man and I don't know how much sleep he's had"...referring to Phil Walsh's conversation with him on Wednesday. No Paddycakes, that's his gruff demeanor all the time.