Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Still waiting for this massive announcement he keeps coming up with!
Is it:
a) The Crows will re-sign Jared Petrenko to its rookie list
b) James Sellar will sign on as an assistant coach.
c) The Crows will officially include the 19th Man in its Constitution
d) The Brass will ask Rowe to a meeting where a breakfast of Balfour's Frog Cakes in Adelaide club colours will be served.
 

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Always trying to get 1-up on Port. Is that how success is defined at West Lakes these days?
That's why they'll always be behind us from here on in, whilst they're trying to get to our level we'll be continually improving & looking at them from our rear view mirror.

This just in on AA 'Nick Poulos crows fitness coach currently in Dubai' lol they're trying to come up with a way to copy our preseason, good luck with that.
 

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Is it:
a) The Crows will re-sign Jared Petrenko to its rookie list
b) James Sellar will sign on as an assistant coach.
c) The Crows will officially include the 19th Man in its Constitution
d) The Brass will ask Rowe to a meeting where a breakfast of Balfour's Frog Cakes in Adelaide club colours will be served.
Eddie picks D
 

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Gee whiz cRowey brings up Koch grandstanding about Walsh's appointment.. You can hear KT facepalming whilst pretty much telling him straight out to get over it as that happens all the time in the media.

Are they still whinging about that? Walsh's appointment is old news & they're holding grudges over a little bit of banter, Rowe you sad petty bitter little worm your clubs got bigger problems to worry about than our president.
 
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Gee whiz cRowey brings up Koch grandstanding about Walsh's appointment.. You can hear KT facepalming whilst pretty much telling him straight out to get over it as that happens all the time in the media.

Are they still whinging about that? Walsh's appointment is old news & they're holding grudges over a little bit of banter, Rowe you sad petty bitter little worm your clubs got bigger problems to worry about than our president.

KT must have been getting a feeling of deja vu - he had most of those questions (not the Kochy one) practically word for word in the same order half an hour earlier on Trade Radio.
 

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Rowe banging on that crows will go to Dubai for preseason camp because crows fitness head Nick Poulos has spent time there. Dohai isnt Dubai cRowe

http://www.afc.com.au/news/2012-10-11/poulos-earns-promotion
Poulos was last year recruited to the Crows from the Aspire Academy for Sports Excellence in Doha, where he was a strength and conditioning coach. He was also involved with Qatar Rugby Union and the Doha Rugby Club.
http://www.afc.com.au/news/2012-10-11/poulos-earns-promotion
They both start with D & that's as close to a pass mark you'll get from Stupid.

KT must have been getting a feeling of deja vu - he had most of those questions (not the Kochy one) practically word for word in the same order half an hour earlier on Trade Radio.
They even asked him about Grayza's contract.. Barrett was getting excited at the thought of Robbie being out of contract, don't people realise we need players for the traditional Christmas re-signing event? :)
 

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Gee whiz cRowey brings up Koch grandstanding about Walsh's appointment.. You can hear KT facepalming whilst pretty much telling him straight out to get over it as that happens all the time in the media.

Are they still whinging about that? Walsh's appointment is old news & they're holding grudges over a little bit of banter, Rowe you sad petty bitter little worm your clubs got bigger problems to worry about than our president.
Did you hear him say Matthew Nicks is on their radar and he is the next one to get for the b cows lol
 

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the comment of the night " The recruiting team asked who would you rather play on Shoemakers or that red headed hawthorn guy , they said Shooey "

But the players arnt calling the shots at cowville.
 

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Gee whiz cRowey brings up Koch grandstanding about Walsh's appointment.. You can hear KT facepalming whilst pretty much telling him straight out to get over it as that happens all the time in the media.

Are they still whinging about that? Walsh's appointment is old news & they're holding grudges over a little bit of banter, Rowe you sad petty bitter little worm your clubs got bigger problems to worry about than our president.
Listening in to hear KT, and have a bit of a chuckle at their reaction to us getting Voss. Between that, Giles picking Essendon over cows, players picking Port as preferred team, the underwhelming Kyle Cheney trade, the lack of any exciting news about assistants at the cows etc. they are trying hard not to sook and are having to go on the defensive about the cows. It's great.:D
 

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Rowe banging on that crows will go to Dubai for preseason camp because crows fitness head Nick Poulos has spent time there. Dohai isnt Dubai cRowe

http://www.afc.com.au/news/2012-10-11/poulos-earns-promotion
Poulos was last year recruited to the Crows from the Aspire Academy for Sports Excellence in Doha, where he was a strength and conditioning coach. He was also involved with Qatar Rugby Union and the Doha Rugby Club.
http://www.afc.com.au/news/2012-10-11/poulos-earns-promotion
Was Stupid a member of the chorus of Cows' Ambassadors that criticised us for going to Dubai when our Sandough said it was just as hot in Adelaide over summer?
 

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Was Stupid a member of the chorus of Cows' Ambassadors that criticised us for going to Dubai when our Sandough said it was just as hot in Adelaide over summer?
Yep he was one of the more vocal in laughing at us, he joined in saying it was a complete waste of money when it was hotter here in Adelaide at the time.

Then in typical copycat fashion he was the first to say 'now we've got Walsh we should head to Dubai' as if getting to Dubai is the whole program...
 
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Yep he was one of the more vocal in laughing at us, he joined in saying it was a complete waste of money when it was hotter here in Adelaide at the time.

Then in typical copycat fashion he was the first to say 'now we've got Walsh we should head to Dubai' as if getting to Dubai is the whole program...
He means well.
No surprise considering he lives at the bottom of one.
 

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the comment of the night " The recruiting team asked who would you rather play on Shoemakers or that red headed hawthorn guy , they said Shooey "

But the players arnt calling the shots at cowville.
Yeah that was some of the worst spin I've ever heard, there's no way their talls would've said they'd rather play on a bloke that is their height when Cheney was probably the most ragdolled 'mini KPD' in the last few years.

Cheney wouldn't even get a gig on our rookie list, I can't wait for him trying to match up on Westhoff or Ryder in future showdowns he's going to get the run around & have a bag kicked on him.
 
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