Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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There have been a few pearlers from cRowe tonight but I think this one takes the cake "on the back of one season I've got Eddie Betts in my best Crow team of the last quarter century"

He's got a bloke who's been on their list one year ahead of a club great like Edwards in a side that's celebrating their past champions :drunk:
 

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Yep he was one of the more vocal in laughing at us, he joined in saying it was a complete waste of money when it was hotter here in Adelaide at the time.

Then in typical copycat fashion he was the first to say 'now we've got Walsh we should head to Dubai' as if getting to Dubai is the whole program...
But you'll notice that the laughing has now stopped: Port is now universally admired - even grudgingly (if they're honest) by campaigners like Rowey.
 

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Not sure if its been mentioned but Crowie spoke to the kid who won Bathurst yesterday and went on about the "anals of history"
The producer and Bone gave it to him unmercifully and Bone lost it and could not stop laughing.
Sounds apt for the AFC "they will go down in the anal of history"
 

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KT must have been getting a feeling of deja vu - he had most of those questions (not the Kochy one) practically word for word in the same order half an hour earlier on Trade Radio.
Where do you think stupid got his questions from, he doesn't have the brains enough to think of his own
 
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Not sure if its been mentioned but Crowie spoke to the kid who won Bathurst yesterday and went on about the "anals of history"
The producer and Bone gave it to him unmercifully and Bone lost it and could not stop laughing.
I know i'm going to get torn limb from limb for this, but Stupid's vernacular is priceless, so much so it should not be lost in the anals of history.

From his recent "hyphenetically" to his "More shoes than Melba Marcos" to countless other lipbangers ... I'd hate for them to get lost as this thread advances.

It would be a labia of love for the mod who draws the short straw to go through 707 pages, extract the best of the worst, and collect them in a separate thread: The Media Shakes Head - Stupidisms and the Anals of History.

No ? :)
 

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I know i'm going to get torn limb from limb for this, but Stupid's vernacular is priceless, so much so it should not be lost in the anals of history.

From his recent "hyphenetically" to his "More shoes than Melba Marcos" to countless other lipbangers ... I'd hate for them to get lost as this thread advances.

It would be a labia of love for the mod who draws the short straw to go through 707 pages, extract the best of the worst, and collect them in a separate thread: The Media Shakes Head - Stupidisms and the Anals of History.

No ? :)
Our very own Dan Quayle.
 

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the comment of the night " The recruiting team asked who would you rather play on Shoemakers or that red headed hawthorn guy , they said Shooey "

But the players arnt calling the shots at cowville.
****, I would have picked Shooey too. Roughy ****en smashed us in the prelim!
 

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If I didn't like it here I wouldn't be here.
But I'm not going to bury my head in the sand either and pretend it's an amazing place.
Agree, I'm not going all crazy talk ala KG and pretend SA is God's gift to the universe, but likewise it's no shit hole. The eastern states talk us down as it is and we don't need to add to it. All I'm saying is that there's enough to talk up about the state that can draw players but I'm sure Ryder could explain that better than me ;)

Regarding Sydney having the glam factor, sure but the COLA was always about making sure they keep winning so the AFL build it's market. Personally I don't feel we want to be drawing in players that are chasing the glamour lifestyle anyway. I'd be more than happy to pass all the Cappers of the world Sydney's way.

To me Port always was and always will be working class, and the types of players we bring in need to fit our mould, but then again I struggle with the firework display put on when the players run through the banner as it's to "Hollywood" for me :D
 

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No, that's Con.
Nick runs a fish and chip shop.
Ah, racial stereotypes. Gotta love consistency in our politically correct society. Make this post about an indigenous or Asian individual and it gets reported and banned. But the good old Greeks who serve the best fruit and veg and fish and chips in the world, and make some of the best doctors and researchers, should cop it sweet.
 

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Ah, racial stereotypes. Gotta love consistency in our politically correct society. Make this post about an indigenous or Asian individual and it gets reported and banned. But the good old Greeks who serve the best fruit and veg and fish and chips in the world, and make some of the best doctors and researchers, should cop it sweet.
Those damn Vietnamese and their... Vietnamese restaurants.

Am I doing it right?
 
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