CROWE: David, can you tell the 19th Man why we should be excited about our trade period?
NOBLE: Well Lowden is a quality ruckman for a low cost.
CROWE: We get our backup ruckman, Port miss out. Rear view mirror I tell ya!
BONES: Port did get Ryder, Rowie.
CROWE: Yeah I guess.
BONES: David, why didnt the Crows make a play for Gorringe? He wanted to come home to Adelaide...
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CROWE: David, Tweeter is going mad with the superb innov... ivvonan.... super trade of draft picks with Hawks. Tell us about that.
NOBLE: We did this trade so we could have pick 35 ahead of Port's 37, whilst still keeping our downgraded pick 14 ahead of their 17.
CROWE: How good is that Crows fans? HOW GOOD IS THAT! Rear view mirror I tell ya, looking back at those Port fans. Stick that in ya pipe ya big galoot Kochie.
BONES: David, you did know that Port traded away 17 and 37? So why drop 4 places from 10 to 14 in a draft that is thought to be quite shallow this year?
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STUPID: David, how good is this concept to have regular tea and apricot slice events with the 19th Man
NOBLE: Sensational idea isn't it, Peter Walsh thought it was a great way to connect with the 19th Man
STUPID: The 19th Man will be over the moon with this
NOBLE: Yeah I am sure the 60,000 19th Man (or should that be men) will be happy, especially if they are one of the lucky few that get selected
STUPID: Are we picking them up from their Nursing Home?
NOBLE: The 19th Man wouldn't have it any other way
STUPID: Peter picking them up?
NOBLE: Well it's one of the main criteria in his Performance Management Plan, just goes to show we go that extra mile for the 19th Man
STUPID: Well there you have it 19th Man, what a great initiative by your club
BONE: That fcuk that conversation is over, and now for something completely different