Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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I'd take Jesse White and Pick 22 for Kurt Tippet. Terry Wallet says it's a joke, and Adelaide are getting ripped off. lolwut
Jesse White's would-be deal would be in the vicinity of what, $250-275k? That leaves a huge cap gap with which to front-end an existing deal or two so they can land a big time free agent in 2013 or 2014.
 

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OK, I'll admit it on here, i looked up Sienna Milano.

meh, I've seen better porn but i relieved myself to it anyway.
Her prime asset looks like when you peel open a KR Castlemaine pack of Honey Ham.
 

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2. No prizes for guessing how they would've spun it had it been a Port player instead of Bern, I mean seriously, one of the faces of the Crows organisation canoodling with a pornstar in Las Vegas?
"Port Porno on teammates death trip" probably would have got a run.
 

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"Port Adelaide scum desecrate memory of dead Collingwood player John McCarthy by smiling during the off season and talking to a girl"

Fans outraged.
Not bad but

Still not enuff controversial, cash strapped or debt ridden. I'm sure a few secret reviews and mass exodus comments could also be worked in...
 

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Didn't know Channel 10 in Adelaide had 13 staff. Well there you go.
Went to Channel 10 Adelaide when it was AIDS10 or SIDS10 as a bairn on a school holiday program. We were all left in awe when some moustachioed chair-humidifier photoshopped a third eye onto Paul Keating's forehead and turned it blue. All the adults laughed I sucked lemons and eventually found a Telecom phonebooth to alert Comrade Commissar.
 
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