This is always going to be big news. Please don't kid yourself otherwise. It made national news shows on both Sunday and Monday.
I do laugh at the hysterical responses from seemingly all parties though. Shit like this happens from time to time. Young man stuffs up whilst on the piss on a Saturday night. Happens to play AFL footy.
Depending on who you talk to, Impey has mental issues, Port have culture problems, bikes may or may not have been stolen, Angus Monfries has many wild parties and threatens his neighbours, Port's leadership is stuffed for condoning Impey to get behind the wheel, Ports heirachy deliberately instructed Impey to avoid the cops, Impey should be banned from footy for a year etc etc etc
In 2 weeks time this will largely be forgotten. ..