Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5

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I have it on very good authority that Angus and co were driving golf balls from the roof of his house, which by the by contained the 2IC of Islamic State, the Bildebergs and the launch codes for chemtrail planes. They were setting fireworks off and desecrating war veterans' graves (purposely relocated to Gussie's house last year for these events).

Most certainly they were all drinking, as it was Bevan Spencer Von Einem who supplied the alcohol.

Not only did Jarman cause the accident, he injured 3 prostitutes in the street, allegedly the Port boys took care of them.

It's also true he stole a bike, but not after setting fire to a house of refugees, killed a dog and flooded half of West Beach.
 

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His example is diabolically shit. Steve Johnson wasn't a first time offender in 2007.

http://www.thecattery.com.au/Articles/08012007_2.php
In 2005, Johnson and fellow erratic forward Andrew Mackie were arrested after an incident outside Geelong nightclub 'Home House, following a round 19 loss to St Kilda. Keeping in check with previous incidents involving alcohol at the club such as Ronnie Burns, neither player was suspended and fined just $1,000 apiece.

But the Home House incident wasn't the first for Johnson; his struggles to maintain fitness and a place in the AFL stem from another incident involving alcohol, at the Torquay pub in late December 2003. Johnson, who was earlier ejected from the Torquay Hotel, attempted to regain entry by climbing a fence. He fell, broke his ankle and has played just 40 out of a possible 71 games since.
http://www.thecattery.com.au/Articles/08012007_2.php
 
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and now D King the campaigner thinks the suspension deserved 3 min, and that he thought footy may or may not be in his best interests.
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I don't recall Connolly's article on the AFL's missed opportunity to set an example of his beloved Essendon's injection program.
But it's now up to Impey to prove to everybody in the footy world that he's learned his lesson. Whatever the penalty, it'd be irrelevant if he reoffends. Over to you, Jarman.
 
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But it's now up to Impey to prove to everybody in the footy world that he's learned his lesson. Whatever the penalty, it'd be irrelevant if he reoffends. Over to you, Jarman.
I agree with you but I'll tell you what the lesson he really needs to learn. It's the same one that we've all learnt: That it's us v the rest! They're all campaigners out to intimidate a young man who has made a stupid error. "Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw etc
 

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No ..

The vast majority of 21 year Olds don't drive plastered and flee a crime.?
Becoming a tad peeved with your accusations. There is no public evidence that Impey was 'plastered'.

Your opinion and/or other persons untested assumption does not amount to evidence and that is the only basis on which Police can proceed.
 
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No ..

The vast majority of 21 year Olds don't drive plastered and flee a crime.?
You have no proof he was 'plastered' and hitting a parked car is not a crime. Seriously if you were the 'supporter' of any other club you would have been given a holiday for your posting long ago. Think long and hard before posting about Impey again.
 

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Becoming a tad peeved with your accusations. There is no public evidence that Impey was 'plastered'.

Your opinion and/or other persons untested assumption does not amount to evidence and that is the only basis on which Police can proceed.
Seriously?

Why would you run from a crash scene otherwise?
 

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You have no proof he was 'plastered' and hitting a parked car is not a crime. Seriously if you were the 'supporter' of any other club you would have been given a holiday for your posting long ago. Think long and hard before posting about Impey again.
KT said they had been drinking all day? Sorry...Running from a crash scene is a crime. I'm a supporter of this club but hardly drinking and driving.. there's more to it than just this accident..pissweak penalty for a club that admitted they wanted to raise the standards over preseason.
 

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Seriously?

Why would you run from a crash scene otherwise?
Yes, I'm deadly serious. You cannot accuse someone without evidence. I never arrested, let alone charge a person with being 'plastered' without proper evidence. Assumption does not constitute evidence. I could go on but why bother.
 

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Yes, I'm deadly serious. You cannot accuse someone without evidence. I never arrested, let alone charge a person with being 'plastered' without proper evidence. Assumption does not constitute evidence. I could go on but why bother.
True, maybe he was on his phone?......or had something in his eye
 

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KT said they had been drinking all day? Sorry...Running from a crash scene is a crime. I'm a supporter of this club but hardly drinking and driving.. there's more to it than just this accident..pissweak penalty for a club that admitted they wanted to raise the standards over preseason.
He never said they had been drinking all day, he said they had been drinking earlier in the day.
 
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KT said they had been drinking all day? Sorry...Running from a crash scene is a crime. I'm a supporter of this club but hardly drinking and driving.. there's more to it than just this accident..pissweak penalty for a club that admitted they wanted to raise the standards over preseason.
That's still no proof he was plastered. And you said he fled the scene of a crime. If fleeing is the crime then prior to fleeing there was no crime.

Anyway you've more than overstayed your welcome despite repeated warnings.
 

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You just put words in KTs mouth that he never said to support you argument.

Who really knows why he ran, he may very well have been unser the limit but shit scared of the consequences regardless, people make stuoid decisions in moments of panic.

Not one of us supporters need worry about the penalty thats up to the judicial system and the club, we merely need to support jars through it all.
 

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Why not just sit and wait for the cops then instead if making himself unavailable for hours after? I get what you're saying but comeon
Geez why don't you do some reading before you post .. you might find out that he panicked and people do funny things when they panic ....
 

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KT said they had been drinking all day? Sorry...Running from a crash scene is a crime. I'm a supporter of this club but hardly drinking and driving.. there's more to it than just this accident..pissweak penalty for a club that admitted they wanted to raise the standards over preseason.
I could have a beer every 2 hours starting from the morning, and I could be regarded as having been 'drinking all day'. I wouldn't be 'plastered' though.

You have zero evidence to support your assertion that Impey was drinking and driving. You don't even have any evidence that Impey himself consumed a drop of alcohol on the day of the accident.

Too often, you fire off on here with only a shallow regard for facts or evidence, and end up making an ass of yourself.
 
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