Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5

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Cannot believe that Sean Fewster has compared what Jars did to the actions of Eugene McGee.

Remembering that Mcgee got pissed, hit and killed a cyclist, didn't stop, dumped his car, had his brother drive him through a police roadblock direct to his lawyers house where he could remain until after he knew he could not be breath tested. Yeah - sounds exactly the same...

What a headline grabbing scumbag.

Evidently his high school was having a 20 year reunion this year
He never got invite
He rang to check
They had no record of him there

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Exactly. So the media are a little bit harder on us than our rivals. That's no secret. The players would notice some of the bias that exists against us. So be it - act accordingly. Don't
draw unwanted attention to yourself publicly when you're a well known figure in a pissant town. It's not that hard.
This should be a seperate subject in our induction lectures to all our new draftees!
 

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2000 ... Chris McDermott's bucks night at the Planet nightclub incident when he was arrested and charged with assault, resisting arrest and threatening life, yet in todays paper he slams the "leniency" handed to Jarman Impey.

An eyewitnness at the time said "he got some mighty good punches in on the coppers as well as they were dragging him out"
McDimwit & The Planet Crew.

While the rest of Adelaide were getting loved up on ecstasy, these 'roided-up, Barry Badboys were smashing each others faces on 'coke' that was nothing more than poorly cut bikie speed.

That entire block should be razed to the ground and never spoken of again.
 

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McDimwit & The Planet Crew.

While the rest of Adelaide were getting loved up on ecstasy, these 'roided-up, Barry Badboys were smashing each others faces on 'coke' that was nothing more than poorly cut bikie speed.

That entire block should be razed to the ground and never spoken of again.
I worked in Pirie St in the 90s ....was our local for the odd beer
 

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I really, really, REALLY want Jarman Impey to win the Showdown medal at the next Showdown......
More likely to be reported as:-, "Impey recklessly crashed the pack early but went missing for the rest of the first half whilst it was not until later noted that young Aiden Johnson was also a blatant passenger.. IMPEY then really got on his bike but serious questions have to be asked as to why he went missing for so long before fronting up".
 
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As soon as i discovered this story i just told myself to not read any local crap media for a week, and then rejoin life once it is all forgotten. unfortunately, even the bloody abc radio covered it quite a bit so i couldnt escape it entirely!
 
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As soon as i discovered this story i just told myself to not read any local crap media for a week, and then rejoin life once it is all forgotten. unfortunately, even the bloody abc radio covered it quite a bit so i couldnt escape it entirely!
Sbs radio 4 plays the bbc world service continuously. As yet no AFL news. I would recommend it in the present climate.
 

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This has gone way beyond being complete and utter bullshit. Is the media only going to be happy if the poor kid necks himself?
What the actual f***
They've got the skin-tone on the aboriginal kids nailed but bonus points for the stereotypical Jew-nose on Kochie #justadelaidethings
 

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Jarman Impey will be roundly booed at the next Cows showdown every time he touches the ball but they believe we should treat all their charges, even their new hit-man and their jumper-grabbing defender with respect.
 

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As soon as i discovered this story i just told myself to not read any local crap media for a week, and then rejoin life once it is all forgotten. unfortunately, even the bloody abc radio covered it quite a bit so i couldnt escape it entirely!
I haven't listened to the radio since the Goon Show.
 
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