Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

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Schulzenfest

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Sack every one of them. Every last one.

**** it, the club can PM me our social media posts and I'll proofread them for free if that's what it takes. I'd rather give up the 30 seconds or so per post of my time than continue to be embarrassed by this lazy incompetence.
 

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Sack every one of them. Every last one.

**** it, the club can PM me our social media posts and I'll proofread them for free if that's what it takes. I'd rather give up the 30 seconds or so per post of my time than continue to be embarrassed by this lazy incompetence.
It's incredible. I was sending work emails while half pissed Friday evening after an extended work lunch, and I still used correct grammar and spelling (it was an effort, and took some proof reading lol). Drunk me was better than sober Ports.
 

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It's incredible. I was sending work emails while half pissed Friday evening after an extended work lunch, and I still used correct grammar and spelling (it was an effort, and took some proof reading lol). Drunk me was better than sober Ports.
Maybe.
 

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So guys. They went and fixed Christmas.
Doctor Feel saves Christmas. A heart warming tale of how a shitposter overcame poor spelling and grammar and delivered everything, except a Premiership, Joint Major Sponsor and Profit to make little Ports everywhere proud.
 

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Doctor Feel saves Christmas. A heart warming tale of how a shitposter overcame poor spelling and grammar and delivered everything, except a Premiership, Joint Major Sponsor and Profit to make little Ports everywhere proud.
He’s working on the PB’s as well :).
 

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Another day another social media **** up.

Hurrdurrr let's use emojis when we could just type "2018".

Throw in an extra because you're literally worse than useless at your job.

Nice to know we are still around in 21018. View attachment 597811

the worst part is its 21018 and still no prison bars
 

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You guys know it's probably a worker in Malaysia doing the social media stuff right.
Spelling is fine with an accent.
I don't think the club outsources the social media stuff, theyll just have someone under 25 doing it without anyone proof reading
 

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Nah this is just pure incompetence on the club's part.
Our Chairman as well as being media personified owns a small family media company. Our Melbourne-based board member carries our Chairman’s coat in one hand and Eddie McGuire’s bag in the other. Even elected George Fiacchi has ‘media’ included in his c.v. And then, yes, there is Holly.
Our publicity, media, communications and PR operation should be seen to be the best and the brightest across the AFL; it should be so far ahead of the pack it’s out of sight ... but it’s not, it’s Jimmy Toumpas on a pre-season run.
Why is such a standard unfixable?
 

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Our Chairman as well as being media personified owns a small family media company. Our Melbourne-based board member carries our Chairman’s coat in one hand and Eddie McGuire’s bag in the other. Even elected George Fiacchi has ‘media’ included in his c.v. And then, yes, there is Holly.
Our publicity, media, communications and PR operation should be seen to be the best and the brightest across the AFL; it should be so far ahead of the pack it’s out of sight ... but it’s not, it’s Jimmy Toumpas on a pre-season run.
Why is such a standard unfixable?
Nepotism of incompetence is ripe.
 

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Our publicity, media, communications and PR operation should be seen to be the best and the brightest across the AFL; it should be so far ahead of the pack it’s out of sight ... but it’s not, it’s Jimmy Toumpas on a pre-season run.
They can't finish their sentences?
 
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