Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

Andre

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It was talking about the Eagles in the SANFL going to court for compensation over the extra man on the field debacle, while showing a picture of Chad Wingard as the photo.
You people. It's obvious. Chad Wingard turned up to pre-season in 2018 in an unfit state, leaving the Magpies to not win enough games early in the season. Then he pulled out his finger in the midfield, just when Hinkley threatened to drop him to play against North Adelaide. Carr being an former Port boy heard about this and told our old mate 'Not having Chad to worry about is liking having an extra player on the ground'. This gave him the idea.

 

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You people. It's obvious. Chad Wingard turned up to pre-season in 2018 in an unfit state, leaving the Magpies to not win enough games early in the season. Then he pulled out his finger in the midfield, just when Hinkley threatened to drop him to play against North Adelaide. Carr being an former Port boy heard about this and told our old mate 'Not having Chad to worry about is liking having an extra player on the ground'. This gave him the idea.


Nah, their interchange steward was too busy playing Fortnite to keep tabs on how many players had come off and on.
 

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It was talking about the Eagles in the SANFL going to court for compensation over the extra man on the field debacle, while showing a picture of Chad Wingard as the photo.
I reckon they deliberately make errors to try and get under our skin. It happens far to often to be a coincidence.
 
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Re- all this blarney about runners on the ground, why dont the AFL let teams have 8 or 10 runners. At goal breals they all sprint onto the ground and give messages to every player, then get off before the 45 second window closes.

No runners on the field once play resumes. Messages all delivered. Problem solved!

Hardly rocket science is it?
 

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Re- all this blarney about runners on the ground, why dont the AFL let teams ....
Just adapt from the current system with juniors. Have all the players' dads move around the ground to at stoppages to be where their sons are and shout out individual instructions to them. Also to tell them to lift their %^&$* game.
Not sure who fills this role in AFLW games.
 

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Just adapt from the current system with juniors. Have all the players' dads move around the ground to at stoppages to be where their sons are and shout out individual instructions to them. Also to tell them to lift their %^&$* game.
Not sure who fills this role in AFLW games.
You mean they don't have dad's?
 

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Andrew Gaff isn't a victim - he's a survivor...

It's hilarious (in a black humour way), with the AFL going all in on the female demographic with making AFL execs having consenting relationships with female staff members resign, that they can without shame support, if not outright laud, an admitted guilty thug who actually committed a crime. Defend the offender. :rolleyes:
 
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