Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[Contested Marx]

Is it just me or does this article read like one of those year 10 essays you've all written where you pick what you initially think is an interesting topic and then when it's due you just data dump stuff hoping no one notices there's little to no actual content?

https://thewest.com.au/sport/afl/karl-langdon-tall-story-of-afl-drafting-ng-b881188337z

(This being rich coming from me on the eve of posting one of the worst preview threads you'll ever see)

 

[Grave Danger]

Is it just me or does this article read like one of those year 10 essays you've all written where you pick what you initially think is an interesting topic and then when it's due you just data dump stuff hoping no one notices there's little to no actual content?

https://thewest.com.au/sport/afl/karl-langdon-tall-story-of-afl-drafting-ng-b881188337z

(This being rich coming from me on the eve of posting one of the worst preview threads you'll ever see)

If I was Karl's teacher I would've written, "and?" at the bottom of that essay.

D-

 

[WillemDaDrew]

 

[OneGreatClub]

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Lol , rather than a quarter late we’ll arrive a day late.

 

[OneGreatClub]

On fiveAA on Sundays they usually interview one of our assistants post a game. I just wish TimmyG would ask the tough questions for once.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Lol , rather than a quarter late we’ll arrive a day late.

It seems on Friday we thought the game started at 7:50 SA time, not Vic time.

 

[Jojay]

Geof Motley coached us to a flag in 1959 but was shafted 2 years later because he failed to get another one.

Jeez... how standards have slipped...

 

[OneGreatClub]

Good listening to Brogan.
No spin.
Just talks like a true Port Adelaide person.
He said it as it is. We were soft.

 

[FPPF]

Good listening to Brogan.
No spin.
Just talks like a true Port Adelaide person.
He said it as it is. We were soft.

No, that's not how it is.
How it is is we are s**t.

 

[Tibbs]

I read somewhere that Brad Scott was complaining about goal celebrations being excessive. Big talk from a giant babyman.

I assume you realize by now that it was a Fox sports joke GIF!

 

[Grave Danger]

Alas this not what we would all be hoping...

 

[GremioPower]

I assume you realize by now that it was a Fox sports joke GIF!


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I... can't... stop... LAUGHING!!!

 

[Grave Danger]

I assume you realize by now that it was a Fox sports joke GIF!


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That's a bit "gory" isn't it? Google BF management won't like that.

 

[finbarr]

That's a bit "gory" isn't it? Google BF management won't like that.

Won’t be long until Hawthorn’s “poo & wee” becomes Hawthorn’s “**** & ****”

 

[ahneadearut]

That's a bit "gory" isn't it? Google BF management won't like that.

Na it will be fine. Now if the arrow hit a person of different colour it would be racist, hit a female it would be sexist, hit someone of a different religion it would be a hate crime, hit a short guy like me well then your just a ****.

 

[GremioPower]

Na it will be fine. Now if the arrow hit a person of different colour it would be racist, hit a female it would be sexist, hit someone of a different religion it would be a hate crime, hit a short guy like me well then your just a ****.

It did hit a "champion of the game" like Scott. It is as disgusting as booing, if not worse.

 

[Tibbs]

Na it will be fine. Now if the arrow hit a person of different colour it would be racist, hit a female it would be sexist, hit someone of a different religion it would be a hate crime, hit a short guy like me well then your just a ****.

You left out if it hit a LGBT person!! Are you homophobic?

 

[ahneadearut]

You left out if it hit a LGBT person!! Are you homophobic?

Knew I'd forget one. My bad

 

[Grave Danger]

You left out if it hit a LGBT person!! Are you homophobic?

There were rumours about one of the Scott brothers a while back...

 

[finbarr]

Dwayne currently pumping up his own tyres again, reminding everyone how he predicted Adelaide would beat GC, St Kilda, and Freo and go into the showdown at 4 and 3, even going as far as to bring up the audio of a few weeks ago to prove it.

You’re so awesome, Dwayne.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Dwayne currently pumping up his own tyres again, reminding everyone how he predicted Adelaide would beat GC, St Kilda, and Freo and go into the showdown at 4 and 3, even going as far as to bring up the audio of a few weeks ago to prove it.

You’re so awesome, Dwayne.

… as good as it gets

 

[snozulu]

Dwayne currently pumping up his own tyres again, reminding everyone how he predicted Adelaide would beat GC, St Kilda, and Freo and go into the showdown at 4 and 3, even going as far as to bring up the audio of a few weeks ago to prove it.

You’re so awesome, Dwayne.

https://www.sportingnews.com/au/oth...e-port-adelaide-afl/zgwvlniux6an16z73177qvx84

 

[bomberclifford]

Won’t be long until Hawthorn’s “poo & wee” becomes Hawthorn’s “**** & ****”

Shitnpiss

 

[bomberclifford]

There were rumours about one of the Scott brothers a while back...

Don?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Knew I'd forget one. My bad

You just need to remember all the groups Eddie McGuire has insulted over the past few years while maintaining his standing as one of the game's leading administrators and commentators.