Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 6

[snozulu]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/f...e/news-story/3ab6ad4ac771f235f12fcd2a4600a94e

Immediately after the game a call was made to 3AW claiming to be from the evicted fan himself.


“That was me and all I said was: ‘You can’t (handball) one-handed, you bald-headed flog’,’’ the caller said.


“He’s just pretty much stamped his hand on the side of the wall there, pointed at the security guard and sort of chucked a hissy fit.


“There were security guards standing pretty close to me and they heard everything as well and as I was being escorted to the back of the ground they said, (there) is nothing we can do, this is management policy.

“I actually chose my words and made sure I didn’t swear because there’s kids around so it’s pretty embarrassing from the AFL.


“They’ve made me wait half an hour for an AFL integrity officer to come and take a photo of myself and my membership then I got escorted from the ground by the police and security. I was pretty annoyed.”

 

[RossFC]

I heard someone at Alberton say "How's that a free kick you green..."

Then he stopped and said he didn't want to get kicked out.

 

[Lockhart Road]

Hinkley has the Victorian media hoodwinked:

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...nd-north-should-consider-20190608-p51vsx.html

Walsh, Pyke and Ken Hinkley represented variations on the Fagan option. Walsh had ludicrous levels of experience, was past 50, but had never been the main man in the AFL, while Pyke had a diverse work history, having managed a mining company and served on the West Coast board. Hinkley had coached in the system for eons.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Leith Forrest just mentioned BigFooty on the sports show. They were talking about Gibbs and how Adelaide selectors don't read BigFooty before selection night.

He went on to ask Tim Ginever if he ever googles Bigfooty for his name. Tim said no never and Forrest said he has and it made him feel worse.

Sorry Leith. You're harmless enough

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Maybe thats why it hurt! Discovering 600+ posts of "what even is Leith Forrest? An english soccer team?" could be a real blow for a media type.

 

[Magus]

“They’ve made me wait half an hour for an AFL integrity officer to come and take a photo of myself and my membership then I got escorted from the ground by the police and security. I was pretty annoyed.”

Can you imagine? Yeah, just wait here while we wait for someone to take your details and then kick you out.
I'd be out of there in a flash. No way can they told you there against your will.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Maybe thats why it hurt! Discovering 600+ posts of "what even is Leith Forrest? An english soccer team?" could be a real blow for a media type.

Surely it would be a Scottish soccer team

 

[Power Girl]

Maybe thats why it hurt! Discovering 600+ posts of "what even is Leith Forrest? An english soccer team?" could be a real blow for a media type.

It reminds me of someone trying to describe a leafy forest with a speech impediment.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Surely it would be a Scottish soccer team

Yeah I guess, but there's no forests in the actual Leith though! I assumed it might be on the English border of south Wales, named by the Marquess of Bute when he was turning Cardiff into an actual place.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest is the new electric prototype from Bentley

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest is an artwork built from used syringes half-melted into the shape of a dead baby, commissioned to coincide with the release of Trainspotting 2.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest was a popular dance in the 1940s

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest was created by the merger of Leith Pharmaceuticals and Forrest Industries

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest is the confederate general Forrest Gump was named after

 

[Grave Danger]

Leith Forrest is an anagram of Sterile Froth

 

[wannabejack]

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Leith Forrest is an anagram of Sterile Froth

You win

Sterile Froth is 100% on brand with 5aa

 

[bomberclifford]

Maybe thats why it hurt! Discovering 600+ posts of "what even is Leith Forrest? An english soccer team?" could be a real blow for a media type.

Haha! lol

Dylan8 the graphic design board should have a competition to design a kit for Leith Forrest FC

I'd definitely contribute.

 

[1954]

Yeah I guess, but there's no forests in the actual Leith though! I assumed it might be on the English border of south Wales, named by the Marquess of Bute when he was turning Cardiff into an actual place.

A bit of trivia, but it's the right thread for it , my distant relatives on my mother's side of the family came to this country from Ireland in the 1840's on a ship named the `Marquess of Bute.'

 

[70sDinosaur]

Haha! lol

Dylan8 the graphic design board should have a competition to design a kit for Leith Forrest FC

I'd definitely contribute.

Surely would have to be a crows jumper with a removeable Carlton badge.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Can you design a kit that includes a Kernahan mullet?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Oh no Butters Made Me Do It has gone full Forrest!

 

[Tibbs]

It reminds me of someone trying to describe a leafy forest with a speech impediment.

That would be a "Leithy Forretht" ... But then "thath inconthivable!"

Ps ... My all-time favorite movie!

 

[70sDinosaur]

Is the ABC now known as the "ABthi" since Ita Buttrose took over?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Haha! lol

Dylan8 the graphic design board should have a competition to design a kit for Leith Forrest FC

I'd definitely contribute.

You can do the Straight Outta Leith nazi font.